zebradrips Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 no mercer, not those brightly colored larry byrd ass american apparel style bball shorts that we see mustachioed tpwf's traipsing around brooklyn in. i'm talking about the loose starter joints. for around the house and the gym and shit. so fucking hot. i don't even know why. in general though, dudes' hairy ass legs: not a physical strong point. i don't dislike men's legs but if you're going to bare skin we'd much rather see arms than legs. my two centsicles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 the other day i have been eyes violated by an african dude wearing a sagging tight pant exposing his black shorty molding his homo butt, that was horrific... that vision almost made me regret the baggy pants era.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Fuck,! after you posted that originally I bought like 5 pair. still got the receipt though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 I don't like the material of basketball shorts it is too lightweight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_R_O_N Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 no mercer, not those brightly colored larry byrd ass american apparel style bball shorts that we see mustachioed tpwf's traipsing around brooklyn in. i'm talking about the loose starter joints. for around the house and the gym and shit. so fucking hot. i don't even know why. in general though, dudes' hairy ass legs: not a physical strong point. i don't dislike men's legs but if you're going to bare skin we'd much rather see arms than legs. my two centsicles. maybe its because you can see the imprint of my package? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Fuck,! after you posted that originally I bought like 5 pair. still got the receipt though. well if you're looking to pick up a tatted-up mccarren park ho whose vagina smells like box wine, it's probably a good look for you. just cop a few v-neck tees and some raybans and you're fuckin in there, man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 maybe its because you can see the imprint of my package? well, not yours specifically, but i think you might be onto something. the material definitely lends itself to the visual spectacle that is a sunday afternoon boner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 i still rock the same denim shorts i've had for like 5 years, fuck it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 I want to bring back the camo cargo cut offs next summer, Ugly, yes, but some of my most reliable summer gear. I rock camo cargo shorts. Not cut off, but still Those and a black tee are official Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 cargos = unacceptable. cut off denim shorts = totally unacceptable. unless youre at a beach, or playing a sport, shorts have no place in public. unless youre a woman. Worst "rule" ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 this is pretty fucking funny. iv also decided im not going to talk shit on Theo's mutt status anymore. i could really care less about the color of the guys skin, the sheen of his hair or even the rice in his bowl. from this moment forward any and all of my hatred cast upon theo huxtable will be from his own previous statements posted a half decade ago. and of course his "feeling liberated" when pissing outdoors statement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 cargos = unacceptable. cut off denim shorts = totally unacceptable. unless youre at a beach, or playing a sport, shorts have no place in public. unless youre a woman. This is one of the stupidest comments I've ever read on here. The fuck kinda shorts you wear in the summer, short shorts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 I believe he said you're not supposed to wear shorts in everyday life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa...dickies work shorts are not gay. fall the fuck back, like way back on that one. Those look gay as fuck. Maybe not gay, but definitely nerdy. And Dickies are way over rated. They're uncomfortable as fuck and all your shit falls out the pockets when you sit down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 I'm not a fan of Dickies pants, but I do like the shorts and especially the shirts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shellshock Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 yeah shit falls out of the dickies pants but shorts i had no problems with, try living in Arizona gotta have some shorts for the summer. basketball shorts got no pockets so no bueno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mynameaintbic Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 white dudes in khaki shorts FTW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+plus+ Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa...dickies work shorts are not gay. fall the fuck back, like way back on that one. if you have some extra change the volcom freakin chinos are a daily wear. got these too o shit these too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thismachinekills Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 I rock camo cargo shorts. Not cut off, but still Those and a black tee are official woooord camo cargoes, a black band tee and half-cabs = my go-to summer getup oh and a black fitted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 I thought it was khaki cargos, a black rap group tee, and a cowboy belt buckle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Organic Therapy Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 I've never really liked cargo shorts. I don't look good with shorts below the knees. I stay with chino shorts, which are usually above the knees. Those are mighty fresh and females appreciate them more. Another thing that black people do is wear SUPER SKINNIES, I'm talking 510's, and sag them MADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD LOW. I fucking HATE that shit. Fuck the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Men wear shorts above the knees? That's a joke, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Organic Therapy Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 You're a joke, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Shorts above the knees :lol: :lol: That's actually worse than being a TPWF. I'm calling it now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Organic Therapy Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 I'm positive you look something along these lines: Dyed beard and all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Organic Therapy Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Those are legit ^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 I'm positive you look something along these lines: Dyed beard and all. You've clearly never read a post of mine before Your stick figure picture from before the edit was alot closer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Organic Therapy Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 I would've left it up, but I realized it said 2004 instead of 2009. Hahahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 At least you're a Stockton ass nigga with a sense of humor about it haha 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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