Weapon X Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 and give their number to you, expecting a call, and her friends who've seen you only with seven point fives and up insist on believing you're 'bout it. What the fuck is up with that? Where can this attitude possibly come from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 God damn rap music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted October 21, 2009 Author Share Posted October 21, 2009 Could it be that black people's attitudes towards fat women have got the fatties thinking all darker skinned minorities like them? I'm brown, but not a Trini! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Fat chicks give good head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 50million Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 you better call her before she slits her wrists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Fat girls disgust me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francis buxton Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH HER. PROBLEM SOLVED, CASE CLOSED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 50million Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 pics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XJONATHONX Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 How about a "no thanks"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted October 21, 2009 Author Share Posted October 21, 2009 I'm more pissed at her friends. How dare they assume a dude is down? I'm insulted! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 it's like catching ugly shots when you're drunk as fuck you still get up...and if you got other clean shit runnin' then ees'all gouda! >insert jeezy 'aaaaaaaaaaaaaay'< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 and give their number to you, expecting a call, and her friends who've seen you only with seven point fives and up insist on believing you're 'bout it. What the fuck is up with that? Where can this attitude possibly come from? i feel you son. for me, part of the thrill of pussy hunting is the actual hunt. im like a lion in the jungle lookin for a nice gazelle to pounce on. then along comes a fuckin rhinocerous, tryin to get some of my good lion lovin, fuck that. and how can you be so presumptuous to think that i would even want your number? or have anything to do with you? bitch go holla at jenny craig. on the real though, fat girls do give good head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted October 21, 2009 Author Share Posted October 21, 2009 How about a "no thanks"? Well, yeah, of course - that is long done, but - I'm still insulted. I bet her friends gas her up all the time and suggested to her to ask me out because I 'm such a nice guy and wouldn't laugh in her face. Of course I didn't laugh. :shook: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 I'm more pissed at her friends. How dare they assume a dude is down? I'm insulted! Manute went on a string a few years ago where he was fucking alot of very average girls, in alot of situations where he just met them and it was pretty funny. Anyways, one day these girls we knew said "Oh we're bringing our British friend over blah blah, she wants to fuck so yeah, Manute will have sex with her, right?" Chick shows up and is BUSTED, so he proceeds to get wasted drunk and talk mad shit to all of them like "How the fuck could you think I'd ever fuck this bitch blah blah blah" Shit was pretty funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 i'm too much of an asshole for anyone to even attempt to approach me. especially fat girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 50million Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Being a girl, I know where they're coming from although I don't agree with what they are doing. Fat girl is probably being all "I really like him" yada yada so they are probably 'rooting' for her. So you shouldn't feel insulted, they're just trying to get their girl laid. And fat girls need love too. My best friend is 300 lbs, and she gets the hottest guys. It's insane. I don't understand the dudes that won't go for a normal/cute girl and choose the ugly fat girl over her. Maybe fat girls do give good head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted October 21, 2009 Author Share Posted October 21, 2009 Manute went on a string a few years ago where he was fucking alot of very average girls, in alot of situations where he just met them and it was pretty funny. Anyways, one day these girls we knew said "Oh we're bringing our British friend over blah blah, she wants to fuck so yeah, Manute will have sex with her, right?" Chick shows up and is BUSTED, so he proceeds to get wasted drunk and talk mad shit to all of them like "How the fuck could you think I'd ever fuck this bitch blah blah blah" Shit was pretty funny that is hilarious and a lesson to learn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XJONATHONX Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 i'm too much of an asshole for anyone to even attempt to approach me. especially fat girls. I can relate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kill yo'self Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 i hate when the friend who is hot or decent comes over n talks to u like she's interested only to set u up wit the big beastly hiding in the back lol one of my boys had that happen..needless to say he didnt go for it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted October 21, 2009 Author Share Posted October 21, 2009 i'm too much of an asshole for anyone to even attempt to approach me. especially fat girls. haha what if daddy was an asshole? 50, you make a great point, in which case I don't know who is worse, the delusional fatso or the insulting and wrongly presumptuous friends. I dress nice and conduct myself a certain way so as to attract certain types, I would think, so how do these people not see it, whereas most others do? They probably wouldn't know a gentleman with taste if I smacked 'em in the face with my ding dong! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Vergudo Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 i was expecting pics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
izzyD Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 AND WHAT'S WORSE IS THAT SOME HOW SOME WAY THEY ACTUALLY GET THEIR HOPES UP AND EXPECT US TO CALL IF NOT WE'LL HEAR IT FROM THE FRIENDS ALMOST EVERYDAY .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
izzyD Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 i was expecting pics PICS OF WHAT DUDE WE HAVE A WINNER EVERYONE HEY GIVE THIS GUY THE FAT CHICKS NUMBER HE DIGS THEM...LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butter_Milkshake Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
izzyD Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 WEAPON X POST THE NUMBER IT WILL BE HILARIOUS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
izzyD Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 WTF IS THAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 i'm too much of an asshole for anyone to even attempt to approach me. especially fat girls. I'm too much of a fatty for anyone to even attempt to approach me. especially asshole dudes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Doodles Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 That fatty posted up would get it. I have a weight limit to loving some of these what my homie calls "Shirley Girls"....and blood fart...you have an awesome cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 HIT IT BUT DONT ADMIT IT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Weres caligula? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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