northside writer Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 So i went to high school with this really religious and preachy girl.. now if you're religious then fine thats ur thing just keep it to you dont preach to me but she always would so i decided to ask some questions.. If Jesus is God, and God got Mary pregnant, then Jesus got his own mother pregnant? 11:07pmJackie no no no 11:07pmcoka why not 11:09pmJackie its god the father, god the son and god the holy spirit, and they are like 3 in one. Jesus is the physical encarnation of god and the holy spirit was the one who places the child in Mary's womb 11:09pmcoka and jesus said some of his contemporaries who be around when he returned... how there aall dead? so the holy spirit without marys consent put a baby in her.. sounds like rape 11:11pmJackie no she was a christian and gave herself fully to god and he told her that she would become pregnant and she would give birth to the son of god.. that not rape thats such an honor to give birth to the one that died for our sins 11:12pmcoka how was she christian before christ was born? and how was she christian was jesus was jewish? when jesus was jewish"" ??? 11:16pmJackie Well before jesus came they already knew that he was coming and they worshiped god. back then since god hadnt died for out sins yet, anyone that sinned was punised and all of the laws were strict and they would have to sacrifice and animal. After jesus died on the cross for us he is like our lawyer, when we do something wrong he asks god to have mercy on us because he knows what temps the human flesh. 11:16pmAlex but that doesnt really answer my questions.. 11:17pmcoka ok the question was? 11:17pmcoka they were jewish not christian how was mary a christian before christ? and jesus was jewish so how could his mother be a christian we he was christ? 11:20pmJackie i know the answer but i dont wanna give you the wrong information hun can i get back to you on that? 11:21pmCoka sure.. Thought it was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Butter_Milkshake Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Lots of text. Lots of text. Lots of text. Lots of text. Lots of text. Lots of text. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 why are the prechy religious types always the stupid ones too...? /yesreligious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 religion is inadequate and should be phased out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cymatics Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 show her the zeitgeist documentary ..then watch the look on her face for lulz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I never said I was cool. Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Check out "Religulous," the movie with Bill Maher. It's a good one for this sort of stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northside writer Posted October 21, 2009 Author Share Posted October 21, 2009 yeah thats where i got some of the shit to shut her up.. mentioned the egyptian god horus and shit.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUNBUNBIGGY Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 My childhood friend/neighbor became a christian pastor, i kept asking him questions like that till he felt stupid and then offered to fly me out to speak to his grand master. Ask them about dinosaurs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I never said I was cool. Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 yeah thats where i got some of the shit to shut her up.. mentioned the egyptian god horus and shit.. What crazy is that in the movie not a single person is prepared. I mean fuck dude, Bill Maher is coming to interview you, have some answers ready. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesbian Fisting Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 You spent all that effort arguing about petty shit when you could have atleast talked her into a hand job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I never said I was cool. Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 You spent all that effort arguing about petty shit when you could have atleast talked her into a hand job. A chick like that isn't gonna hook you up with a tug. Most likely she's saving herself for marriage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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northside writer Posted October 21, 2009 Author Share Posted October 21, 2009 A chick like that isn't gonna hook you up with a tug. Most likely she's saving herself for marriage. dated her during highschool took her virginity... hugest mistake ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 I love religion bashing. Real cynical do not give a fuck doug stanhope religion bashing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I never said I was cool. Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 once someone goes all religious on me its a wrap. They dead to me. I aint tryin to hear shit else. No mas comprende. Believing in some higher power type shit is all good. So long as i dont have to hear about it.... Soon as they try convincing me of some shit tho... I feel like im talking to a mentally handicapped person Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Long live chrstianity/catholicism ! My Church.GO CHURCH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 why are the prechy religious types always the stupid ones too...? /yesreligious Because only stupid people are religious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 ive actually had some decent talks with the mormon missionaries, but the good talks def are the minority of my run ins with them. ive even once had them offer to buy me a slurpee to talk with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 like doggy.... how the fuck am i supposed to have a logical discussion with you when you believe in stuff that makes no sense, is physically impossible, and I could give a fuck less about. Ok a nigga walked on water and parted the sea. Shit.... i snorted Ketaset and talked to aliens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Long live ritualistic cannibalism fuckin a. catholics are metal as fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 My childhood friend/neighbor became a christian pastor, i kept asking him questions like that till he felt stupid and then offered to fly me out to speak to his grand master. Ask them about dinosaurs. According to Sarah Palin, dinosaur bones were planted by the devil to trick us. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 i always see them jehovas in the worst of neighborhoods. Nothing but crack and H as far as the eye can see. Looking white as shit. Glowing white. Riding their bikes in suits wearing matching helmets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 A chick like that isn't gonna hook you up with a tug. Most likely she's saving herself for marriage. Unless she's Catholic. Then she was DP-ing dudes in public bathrooms in her Catholic school uniform by the time she was 15. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FruityLexia. Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 When i was 9 my teacher asked "what would you of done in the vietnam war." I told her a fuck load of opium and cheap hookers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 You got to look beyond the words to understand the bible. Read it sometime. You'll understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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