crimetime Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 Obama FTW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slept_on Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 homies fucking juiced to be getting locked up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wisetuxedo Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 gotta look juiced man, hs gettin rep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 Ashley Greene (not the actress) is accused of trying to take various contraband into prison, hiding it in the last place guards would look -- inside her vagina. Chick like this, the 1st place I'm trying to look is her vagina! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 Gainsville police say Victoria Thorp must have really wanted to see her boyfriend, Aquilla Wilson, who was being held at a minimum security prison. The 19-year-old woman allegedly climbed through an unbarred window. Before police arrested Thorp, Wilson had escaped, leaving her behind. Thorp is now charged with aiding a prisoner's escape and introduction of contraband into a prison. Ha-ha-ha-ha-haa!! Most of these people look like villains from Dick Tracy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 classic 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 caught giving a bj to sharpie in public 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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nnout Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 i shouldn't do this but fuck it here is my county im in here some where http://www.jailtracker.com/kncdc/kenton_inmatelist.html enjoi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 you so cra-zay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francis buxton Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 this has probably been posted before but its makes me smile. I voted for Obama BTW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ih8juggalos Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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pornbooth Posted October 5, 2009 Author Share Posted October 5, 2009 This fool is scary... Elijah Payne was arrested and charged with assault with a deadly weapon, kidnapping, and firing into occupied property. He was arrested and charged with five separate offenses, including battery and theft. Part man, part machine, all angry drunk guy. Robert Thorton was arrested in Pinellas County, FL for domestic battery and disorderly intoxication. Audwin Edwards was arrested for offering to commit prostitution to an undercover officer in Tampa. i hope these arent real tattoos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinoporn Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 Aaaaaaaand, my last for the day. A fellow oontser perhaps? Joseph Jiminez, 24, got into a dispute over a game of beer-pong with his friend Scott and allegedly shot him with a handgun, after his friend dared him. This actually happened two blocks away from my old house while I lived there. Dude is sick in the head, ran from the cops then tried to kill himself. I used to see this guy and his best friend who he shot getting blunts at wawa all the time. Pretty crazy that guys mug got posted here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted October 5, 2009 Author Share Posted October 5, 2009 FORT PIERCE, Fla. — A woman suspected of shoplifting from a Walgreen’s is charged with resisting arrest after she “pointed a well-used and bloody” tampon at two Fort Pierce police officers and tried to touch one of them with it, according to an arrest affidavit. Ermith Emonfils, 27, is also charged with retail theft after she allegedly walked out of the drug store Tuesday without paying for a $29.99 box of Elizabeth Arden Mediterranean cologne. Police said she also had a bottle of bright green Sinful Colors nail polish and a package of extra-long black fake eyelashes. According to the affidavit, Emonfils walked toward one of the officers and was pulling down the front of her overalls and shirt, saying, “Sex? Sex?” After she was put in handcuffs and being placed in the back seat of a police car, Emonfils “grabbed behind her and pointed a well-used and bloody female sanitary napkin” at the officers, the affidavit read. Both officers told her to drop it, but she refused. Emonfils then tried to touch one of the officers with it while he held her between the back door and door frame of the car, according to the affidavit. One of the officers disposed of the item in a plastic bag Emonfils allegedly used to transport the stolen items. *smash charged with felony breaking and entering, damage to real property, conspiracy to commit a felony and possession of burglary tools. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tutuonetwo Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 i knew i was hanging onto these for something. dont remember much except the second dude has like 3 different pics. hes always getting his ass beat in fights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 Smash on the 2nd one that pornbooth posted. Hilarious thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DurkStevens Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 :shook: :shook: :shook: :shook: :shook: the fuck man... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 shot a 7yr old for trespassing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 Cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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YearzOne Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 I'm guessing IRONLAK!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BANANERS Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 A friend picked up Elsa Visor after she was arrested for DUI and drove her to her car. She hit the road, cops stopped her, and she was back where she started. smash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 *smash charged with felony breaking and entering, damage to real property, conspiracy to commit a felony and possession of burglary tools. 1st off, this whole thread rocks, A+ laughs in here. 2nd, what the fuck is damage to real property? Is there damage to fake/unreal property? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 real estate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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