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"gollum-like" monster emerges from lake

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http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Gollum-like_monster_emerges_from_lake&in_article_id=739578&in_page_id=2

 

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A slimy, glob-like creature dubbed Gollum has terrified children after it slithered out of a lake and clambered over the rocks towards them.

 

The young teenagers were playing by the waterfront in a Panama lake near Cerro Azul when the bald beast emerged from a cave behind a waterfall. They started screaming as it shuffled out "as if to attack them".

 

Locals told Panama news the monster was like "Gollum from Lord of the Rings".

 

One said: "I have only seen that creature once before - and it was in the Tolkien film."

 

But in a "desperate bid to defend themselves" four children grabbed rocks from the beach and hurled them at the beast.

 

Having killed it they picked up the body and tossed it back into the lake, before fleeing.

 

Disbelieving parents went to investigate and were amazed to see the body had washed up on the shore. It has since been picked apart by buzzards.

 

Melquiades Ramos, an expert at the National Environmental Authority said, he will investigate the animal.

 

Zoologist Jacobo Arauz said it was likely the creature was likely to be a mutation and suggested it could be a form of sloth.

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Lil slimy bald guy better watchout, Kanye gnna interupt his death with some beyonce knolls best performance since his bald waterfall appearance.

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its clearly fake, but why not stone it, anything we can find out through a long period of observation, can be found out through a short autopsy, "believe that!" sorry critter,

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LMAO that this made its way to 12oz. I'm in panama, this shit is 24 hour news type shit.

 

dont get too excited, its really just a shaved sloth or some shit. MAD experts on tv here debunked it

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LMAO that this made its way to 12oz. I'm in panama, this shit is 24 hour news type shit.

 

dont get too excited, its really just a shaved sloth or some shit. MAD experts on tv here debunked it

 

Shaving a sloth......That's dedication.

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wow.

 

prrrrrrrretty threatening looking. what the fuck did they think it was gonna do to them when it "was coming toward them"

 

suck on there toes with its toothless mouth?

 

fucka leash to. let that weird fuckin dude chill. give him a name like "Grogg" and make friends with him. find out if there any females like him and fuck them.

 

breed half grogg half human babies under a bridge and develope there motor skills enough to speak and intergrate them into society.

 

perhaps as fast food restaraunt employees.

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