MedicineCabinet Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jus[T]DoMe! Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 will always be my best friend. alcohol helps me forget things. it helps me deal with things. im a stupid kid. a stupid kid who needs more alcohol. Peeps like you that made drinking unappealing to me. Stop trying to be cool and take your shots in silence. Then maybe I'd join you (not likely). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KINGSHITOFFUCKMOUNTAIN Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 nice haiku. fag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 yeah dude wtf happened this time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted September 23, 2009 Author Share Posted September 23, 2009 nothing happened. i was drinking. and i needed more beer. but im fucking broke. eh, if anything it sort of epiphanied my ass. to try harder to get a job. shrug life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 STIMULANT! has that been done already? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[CityonSMASH] Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 nothing happened. i was drinking. and i needed more beer. but im fucking broke. eh, if anything it sort of epiphanied my ass. to try harder to get a job. shrug life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 nothing happened. i was drinking. and i needed more beer. but im fucking broke. eh, if anything it sort of epiphanied my ass. to try harder to get a job. shrug life. but you've been unemployed for years..why was tonight a catalyst? shrug life ftw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 STIMULANT! has that been done already? yeah it has. whats goodie with that scheme? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehomie Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 brew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 yeah it has. whats goodie with that scheme? i got the international boxes on the way, after that its just you telling me your plan. profit margins per item us finalizing the split etc and were in business. /airin out business Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FruityLexia. Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 I vomited in a toilet last night, it lead to alot more boozing and finally me walking the wrong direction home for about 2 hours in the rain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 That would have sucked... Big time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 Nibblin on sponge cake Watchin the sun bake All of those tourists covered with oil Strummin my six-string On my front porch swing Smell those shrimp theyre beginnin to boil Chorus: Wastin away again in margaritaville Searching for my lost shaker of salt Some people claim that theres a woman to blame But I know its nobodys fault I dont know the reason I stayed here all season Nothin to show but this brand new tattoo But its a real beauty A mexican cutie How it got here I havent a clue Chorus: Wastin away again in margaritaville Searchin for my lost shaker of salt Some people claim that theres a woman to blame Now I think Hell, it could be my fault I blew out my flip-flop Stepped on a pop-top Cut my heel had to cruise on back home But theres booze in the blender And soon it will render That frozen concoction that helps me hang on Wastin away again in margaritaville Searching for my lost shaker of salt Some people claim that theres a woman to blame But I know its my own damn fault Yes and some people claim that theres a woman to blame And I know its my own damn fault Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jus[T]DoMe! Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 Jimmy Buffet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 hahaha, dude posts jimmy buffet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. DON'T GIVE A FUCK! Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 Cop those volcano nachos at Jimmy Buffets, just tried eating one in Hawaii last week on vacation. Two people usually cant finish one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 50million Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 today im gettin drunk as fuck perfect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 margaritaville is one of the funniest songs about being a drunk. here is another good one: Thirsty and miserable You drop to the floor You drink 'til you can't Even see any more Thirsty and miserable Always wanting more Thirsty and miserable Always wanting more My brother wants a ride To the liquor store You pity him For what he wants it for Thirsty and miserable Always wanting more Thirsty and miserable Always wanting more It's 1:30 And we're all getting nervous The store closes at two There's not enough to last us Thirsty and miserable Always wanting more Thirsty and miserable Always wanting more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 personal favorite: Red, red wine Go to my head Make me forget that i Still need her so Red, red wine It`s up to you All I can do, i`ve done But mem`ries won`t go No, mem`ries won`t go I`d have thought That with time Thoughts of her Would leave my head I was wrong And I find Just one thing makes me forget Red, red wine Stay close to me Don`t let me be alone It`s tearin` apart My blue, blue heart ---red red wine rap section--- Red red wine you make me feel so fine You keep me rocking all of the time Red red wine you make me feel so grand I feel a million dollars when your just in my hand Red red wine you make me feel so sad Any time I see you go it makes me feel bad Red red wine you make me feel so fine Monkey pack him rizla pon the sweet dep line Red red wine you give me whole heap of zing Whole heap of zing mek me do me own thing Redred wine you really know how fi love Your kind of loving like a blessing from above Red red wine I love you right from the start Right from the start with all of my heart Red red wine in a 80`s style Red red wine in a modern beat style, yeah (chorus) Give me little time, help me clear up me mind Give me little time, help me clear up me mind Give me red wine because it make me feel fine Mek me feel fine all of the time Red red wine you make me feel so fine Monkey pack him rizla on the sweet dep line The line broke, the monkey get choke Burn bad rizla pon him little rowing boat Red red wine i`m gonna hold to you Hold on to you cause I know you love true Red red wine i`m gonna love you till I die Love you till I die and that`s no lie Red red wine can`t get you out my mind Where ever you maybe i`ll surely find I`ll surely find make no fuss jus` stick with us. (chorus) Red red wine you really know how fi love Your kind of loving like a blessing from above Red red wine I love you right from the start Right from the start with all of my heart Red red wine you really know how fi love Your kind of loving like a blessing from above Red red wine you give me whole heap of zing Whole heap of zing mek me do me own thing Red red wine in a 80`s style Red red wine in a modern beat style, yeah. ok, enough lyrics. that was just my 2 cents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMF Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 im almost 25 and still refer to myself as a kid at times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GO_ALL_IN Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 i just need a version of alcohol that doesn't make me fat, and ill be good to go then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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