the radiologist Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 CHICAGO - An 86-year-old Chicagoan who's been arrested more than 60 times pleaded guilty to the latest charge against her after being accused of stealing wrinkle cream and other items from a grocery store. Ella Orko was arrested Aug. 2 after authorities say she stuffed $252 worth of items into her pants, including cosmetics, salmon, batteries and instant coffee. Orko had been charged with felony shoplifting, but that was reduced to a misdemeanor in exchange for her guilty plea Monday. ...old broads like that free calcium shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twonpoo Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 hahaha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 get money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 if she was homeless, id hire her to rack paint while i waited on the other side of the hardware store parking lot 20 bucks for as many cans as she can rack (hopefully itll be somewhat close to the dollar amount of her latest attempted haul) i imagine 20 would get her enough crack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stud Kickass Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 Dowmagik.... Is she your type? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Harris Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 if she was homeless, id hire her to rack paint while i waited on the other side of the hardware store parking lot 20 bucks for as many cans as she can rack (hopefully itll be somewhat close to the dollar amount of her latest attempted haul) i imagine 20 would get her enough crack I think you've stumbled upon a great scheme my friend.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 you should sanitize those cans after with wet-wipes or something alike a crackheads hand is probably the germ combination of like 5 cornholes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 WIFEY MATERIAL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 I never would of guessed she was white Crime+chicago+Felonies= White lady is like 2+7+8= A Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FruityLexia. Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 She's like an older Winona Ryder. Awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 damn..poor old women probably got some kind of dementia or something and all they can do is throw her in a cage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLd3-cfLlvU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demolishun Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FruityLexia. Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 I hope my children have the same natural rhythm as those kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 go ahead old girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furvert Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 I wonder where she put the salmon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penmanship Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 ^^^ Ha ha ha I never would of guessed she was white Crime+chicago+Felonies= White lady is like 2+7+8= A A = 17 There was a woman that'd do this everyday at the grocery store where I had my first job. She was equally as disgusting and so I never approached her to get her to stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mosluggo Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 She had used 50 some odd aliases also. And yesterday in court, when the judge was trying to talk to her, she kept saying she couldn't hear him. He got off the bench and told her to her face. She got credit for time served. Getting caught however many times she did isn't really that bad when you do the math. Once a year or so.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tookthetime Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 lmao. clearly she could use all of the above. except salmon. i'm sure that only enhanced that oh so fresh aroma already going on in her pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Pryor Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 bitch looked fishy from the get go... /pun-intended Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 YOU SOUND EXTREMELY HOMO TRYING TO CALL OUT LITTLE POP SHOP THE SODA IN THE DIXIE CUP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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