gasfacevictm Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 FUCK IT! But for real man, homegirl is all clean and prim and proper outside the house. I needed a place for a few weeks to crash until I can bust out and she was nice to offer, but God damn! Her place is gnarly dirty. Fridge leaks what looks like puss. Soot on the ceiling and the clothing racks. Bathroom...don't get me started. Dishes piled to the brim nightly after I washed em the day before. Cigarette butts overflowing the ashtray. I guess beggars can't be choosers but this shit surprised me. I've seen frat houses cleaner than this jawn. I'm living alone forever until I find a girl that can keep her place as I kept all mine. I'm not even talking about messy, messy is easy to fix. But, straight filth? Whatever, I'll be in Phuket in 4 days if any of you fucks will be in the area. PM me and we will drink shroom shakes and harass brown women. Or you can chase ladyboys if you're into that shit. Homos! I'm out this dump for real. I cleaned that house 4 times in 4 weeks and it still reaks of filth. Guess that's why I only post up in my room to sleep for a few hours a day. Sorry for the rant. And don't post a "FIRST" after this because you all know GOOGLE ONER gets first everytime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 smoke meth and fuck a ladyboy 2009 my nigga Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apeshit1 Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 3rd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 i hear asphyxiation is nice this time of year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 pics? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan5 Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 YOUR BOUT TO EAT THE BOMBEST THAI FOOD IM ABOUT TO BE REALL ENVIOUS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HATER. Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 phucket man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheep Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 i was there during the tsunami..... in the mountains chiengmai baby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dose Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 ninth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 Phuck et Bang Kok....you understand me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted August 4, 2009 Author Share Posted August 4, 2009 Earl, I'd post pics but my laptop is busted. Just trust me. I hide in my cleaned room and let her deal with it daily. METH AND LADYBOYS!!/NH:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 clean it up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted August 4, 2009 Author Share Posted August 4, 2009 I did clean it up lady. Time and time again for 4 weeks. I give up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 i wanna see pics of said mess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 Wow. Punch that whore in the mouth and burn the house down. I couldnt live like that and neither should you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH... Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 i was there during the tsunami..... in the mountains chiengmai baby My homie was there during the tsunami aswell. I was in amsterdam... He flew out of bangkok the day it hit and met up with us. Where he flew out of was not affected but villages/people/families he met/chilled at days prior were washed away from existance completely. Shit was weird for him. He was there like a month. Then in amsterdam, literally the day after the tsunami hit thailand the city through a massive outdoor event with a huge stage and flew out Tiesto among other dj's/groups. Shit was crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 My last roommate was the laziest person I've ever met. I cleaned the house one time, and left the dishes where they were. I said he could do that, and they sat there for six months. At one point in time, he shoved a dishtowel in the drain to clog it, and filled up the sink with soapy water and dishes. He then left that there for a few months. So his band was going on tour and he said he'd do it before he left. He didn't, and I finally broke down and decided to take care of it. This was the towel (which was originally white): He also never cleaned his cat box, and he had two cats that were shitting machines. They also puked everywhere, and he wouldn't clean it. It would just form into a petrified hairball, then he'd spray it with some cleaner and lay a paper towel over it --only to let it sit for another day or two. Yeah --living with dirty people is a pain in the ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Next time he does some shit like that just give him the gas face. Uuhhhh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 I haven't seen the dude for two years. I definitely won't be living in that situation again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 i hate messy people. i lived with them, thankfully that was years ago. i only live alone now, only mess is my own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 I've been couch surfing in a fuckin' pig-sty for a while now too. Least you got a room to post up in. Better than a cot in a closet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH... Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 I think its time you came out of the closet Tavaruawon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 I really need to go to Phuket myself sometime, bomb ass food & mad cheap. Enjoy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 This thread made me lul. That dish towel Earl that's serious business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
humbert Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 that dish towel is a bad, bad colour. I don't even know what must have happened to make the edges that colour... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crime stoppers Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 its just as bad living with a clean freak. its healthier but they always try and make you do housework or help out in some way...fuckers. i enjoy my mess, not that kind of filth though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nnout Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 28th Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FruityLexia. Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 i hate living with filthy cunts, seriously how hard is it to pick up your shit after you use it?? Phuket is the best place ever, if you can go to a full moon party in koh pangang.. seriously the craziest thing ive been to in my life! Lady boys are no joke, they are everywere. thai massages is were its at tho, $5 happyending?? cant go wrong!~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 its just as bad living with a clean freak. its healthier but they always try and make you do housework or help out in some way...fuckers. i enjoy my mess, not that kind of filth though. :lol: This is me, I enjoy my mess! You neat freaks fuck off, I'm a clutter freak. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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