T_R_O_N Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 i still dont understand why long boarding is gay. the few i know that do are really chill people and way less annoying than the plethora of dick head skateboarders i know. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 gotta second tron's post that and i dont know where some of you people got the idea longboarding is for people that have no desire to apply skill on a board, that and not being able to do tricks whatever its cool you can voice opinions and shit without firsthand knowledge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH... Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Mad faggety. And as if it wasn't HILARIOUS enough to see the dreadlocked wanna be hippies rollin around on em 5/6/7 years ago now it seems to be snowballing out of control worse than a quater gram with 8-ball dreams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 then what are your athletic hobbies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dose Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 can't we all just agree rollerblading rules Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 gotta second tron's post that and i dont know where some of you people got the idea longboarding is for people that have no desire to apply skill on a board, that and not being able to do tricks whatever its cool you can voice opinions and shit without firsthand knowledge 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dose Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 can't we all just agree rollerblading rules Is this supposed to be sarcasm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dose Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 no shit lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 no not at all if you are implying that i am visibly upset over a topic that i know much about, and if you mean that i am irate or whatever incensed emotion that one can get over typing on a message board.... naw i'm chill sippin on a woodchuck waiting on some fries reading king diamond guitar tabs O____O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 I dig Jungle/drum and base. I try and avoid ravers though so I don't know too much about it. this nigga doa dresses up as a candy raver in the bathroom with glowsticks afk in tx to dj rap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH... Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Pretty apparent Moog rocks an LB. Its also pretty apparent he duct tapes his penis underneath his nutsack up to his asshole gape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 psssh duct tape is so 1980. its all about high impact but flexible plastics these days...........nothin beats the feeling of riding on a longboard on a bumpy downhill with the tip of your dick vibrating half an inch inside the rectum nothing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screambloodygore Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 longboarding is fucking lame. its 3 times as lame if you have dreads. its 6 times as lame if you are longboarding to class with dreads. its 9 times if you are longboarding to class with boardshorts on and dreads. fucking dorks get off their board 4-6 feet before a curb to pick it up and continue, waste of time. most have horrible pushing style and generally look bad. fuck them. i dont like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 most have horrible pushing style and generally look bad. fuck them. i dont like it. That is because 90% of longboarders push mongo... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH... Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 psssh duct tape is so 1980. its all about high impact but flexible plastics these days...........nothin beats the feeling of riding on a longboard on a bumpy downhill with the tip of your dick vibrating half an inch inside the rectum nothing I just laughed so hard I nearly decided to punch my girl in the kidney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 missin out on mini decks though, same kick as a normal deck plus you get the added speed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH... Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Fuck off with that faggety assed shit man, come on. Mini decks?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Harris Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 That is because 90% of longboarders push mongo... Fucking mongo pushers and their long boards. :mad: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 really mini decks 38x45 mostly same shape double tail.... think had a few decent ones a few years ago but whoever they went through for the nuts and bolts for the trucks sucked you ever heelflip at 22 mph nigga? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BELTOLEUM Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Recently it seems like everyone wants to get a longboard to me i think people wanna get it cause its like skateboarding but doesnt require much skill besides staying on the board. Some douche was getting on the plane in front of me carrying a longboard and had a mullet with blond tips in the back. oh yea and pretty sure the dude had a cut off jeans jacket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICU Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 i ride a stacy peralta warptail around and i surf the fuck out of hills on that little bitch,perfect for cutting pedestrians and traffic.i dont see how or why youd rock a big-ass longboard in the city,99% of those dudes also keep their trucks tight as fuck,defeating the whole purpose of having the thing.i was skating my 80's cabalerro in toronto last spring,and a dude asked me if it was a short longboard?!?!?!?im not hatin,but a lot of these kids are obviously buying into the fad without knowing the ropes.they act like they dont need to learn how to skate before buying a 6 foot board which they look ridiculous pushing on.theyd be better off buying a pig or a pool deck with loose indys and some soft wheels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 O____O This nigga bought a longboard and now he's an expert on faggotry. ...Or was he already an expert on faggotry to begin with and that's why he bought a longboard? Yeah... That's it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 That is because 90% of longboarders push mongo... I'll bet Moogle pushes mongo. Dude's such an expert, he probably don't even know what mongo is and is going to consult wikipedia after reading this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CALIgula Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 a lot of people at my school use these to get around campus..and they roll pretty far off one push...theyre quiet..and pretty quick....so i looked into getting one.... theyre expensive. so i didnt get one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 naw but i rock gull wings..... dont be mad cause you got bitch legs and cant get higher than 2 inches. truth be told i can push mongo ....so what.....does anybody here shitting on longboarding really have a point or are you just grouping everybody into a lump sterotype? _____________________ :spin: :spin: TPWLRFFL.... TIGHT PANTS WEARING LONG BOARD RIDING FAGGOT FOR LIFE.. WI CHAPTER WE PUSH MONGO BANGIN OUR BONGO 20 FOR A DIME OF SHAKE GET HYPHY SHAKING OUR DREADS BY THE LAKE CAUSE WE PUSH MONGO DONT SEE NOTHIN WRONG YO 20 MPH IN THE SUBURBS KEEP MY CAR LOCKED DRIVING THROUGH THE GHETTO DONT HATE CAUSE WE GO MONGO UMAD CAUSE YOU GETTING STYLED ON BY HIPSTERS WE PUSH MONGO SALVIA IN MY BONG YO KENNY G IN MY HEADPHONES STOPPIN TWO FEET BEFORE A CURB BUT I GOT MY HELMET ON YA HEARD I CAN PLOW THROUGH ROCKS AND STONES KNEE AND ELBOW PADS SO I DONT BREAK MY BONES WE PUSH MONGO WE PUSH MONGO SHOUTS OUT TO MONEESHA AND TYREL DOWN THE BLOCK YO WORD TO YA MOTHA I'M OUT TO THE BEAT OF THIS SONG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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