Pistol Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 use raw bacon strips as book marks in their korans. no bacon no peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enosar Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 lock them in their room and make sure they go without food for a few days slide bacon under the door Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 why you aint smacked them in the head with the skillet and pour the hot bacon grease in their face yet> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GZOO Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 have them buy another pan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 just grind up some bacon and put it in their hummus THIS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FruityLexia. Posted July 28, 2009 Author Share Posted July 28, 2009 I think im gonna go with spitfire here and shit in there korans. Mo muslims Mo problems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 And for the record, you can cook whatever you want around me as long as it's not something gnarly like roasting a cute little squirrel with a stick up its asshole on the stove. Then I might say something. Or take pictures...it really depends on how many drinks I've had. I mean, I understand where they're coming from since it is a big deal if you're Muslim...but if they're going to live with non-Muslims then they have to realize that they're going to have to deal with shit like this from time to time. They either need to suck it up or find a halal household. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Poor fuckers they don't know what they're missing out on I had a chicken, bacon and cheese burger today with BBQ sauce... I'm still thinking about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chorus Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 i don't eat bacon. due to my families background and the beliefs i grew up with. I couldn't care less if you eat bacon... as long as you wash that shit properly... maybe buy your own pan? You shouldnt have to but it's the mature approach. If they still complain you better explain their stupid arses aren't in saudi arabia anymore. I will rant about the people i live with later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chorus Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 ohh and all that oontz biggotry going down...fuck you faggots since you're biggoting against on the ethnic groups i am affiliated with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 plant some explosives in their room . call the fbi. problem sorted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Power Bill Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 In the Malcolm X autobiography he says Farrakhan said the pig is dirty because it is the unholy union of Dog and Rat... Oh word? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 ohh and all that oontz biggotry going down...fuck you faggots since you're biggoting against on the ethnic groups i am affiliated with. i grew up around the same people, so shut your pita hole..... you mad, ahk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 I just cooked bacon on my panini press Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 I can understand them being upset if you leave bacon grease on the frying pan or don't clean up after yourself but it doesn't sound like you're doing that, so, fuck those sensitive pricks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chorus Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 i grew up around the same people, so shut your pita hole..... you mad, ahk? yes because it seems like i really take the oontz very seriously don't i? ....idiot. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 cook bacon all day long for the memories of the fallen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyguy92 Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 get a pig as a household pet .... then it it in front of them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chorus Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 I can understand them being upset if you leave bacon grease on the frying pan or don't clean up after yourself but it doesn't sound like you're doing that, so, fuck those sensitive pricks yeah look man, I'm not defending them. But the explanation for this is, they are simply from a different culture where they most likely aren't taught from the same perspective as us. They probably haven't clued into the fact that their way of life is very different from most of the rest of the world and they need to accept that on some level. if you get keen you can try explaining that the majority of the world eats bacon and while you understand and respect their religion, you don't share the same belief. You can even explain more about the social implications of living in a capital democratic state. The seperation between politics and religion and also the freedom of individual choice. Maybe they will understand that just because they arent down with bacon, you are still very down with it. And that's the way capital democracies are meant to work... or maybe they'll be unable to understand and just come off like douches to you. In which case you should just fry your bacon and wash the pans well and if they say shit just be like "look, I don't hate on your beards and your not having sex foolio's ... if you dont want to smell my bacon go in your rooms and chill till i'm done being an infidel ok?" sorry, wall of text. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 fuck their hypersensitivity. yes, they're from a different culture, blah blah blah. but guess what? this is fucking america, this isnt saudi arabia. We cook bacon in this motherfucker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 HILLSHIRE FARMS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 If I moved to a different country and started calling shots about how the locals lived their lives, they would definitely look at me sideways. It's not right or wrong, it's inevitable...people do it all the damn time without realizing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 If I moved to a different country and started calling shots about how the locals lived their lives, they would definitely look at me sideways. It's not right or wrong, it's inevitable...people do it all the damn time without realizing it. thats what im sayin you think we can go to india and start pigging the fuck out on cheeseburgers, and everything is going to be peachy keen? the locals are just gonna say "its ok, hes from america, its a different culture". hell no. imma grill up some stuffed jalapenos wrapped in bacon tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadWithNames Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 one of the chefs at work accidently put pork in the muslim dishies staff pasta. dude had no idea and wolfed that shit down, chef was all "oh shieeeeeeeeeee" when he realised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 hahah awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 YES. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 And presumably the cook kept that to himself? Was it here that I read about the restaurant where the kitchen staff would serve pork to the Jewish/Muslim customers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 yeah where's the rest of that story? decapitation?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloud cover Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 pic related. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadWithNames Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 dishie came back in and chef asked how was the pasta? dishe replies it was great but didn't know what the meat was the chef told him and he was ok about it, i think he was secretly pissed that now he knew how it tasted and had to go back to not eating it again ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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