FruityLexia. Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 This is super menial but it pissed me the hell off today. Okay, well at the moment i am living in a share house due to getting evicted from the house i was living in, it's kind of like off campus student accom. Theres a bunch of alright people who live in the same house, theres 2 Korean girls one with bosoms the size of watermelons, a Mauritian dude and his girly who i smoke up with. There all good but theres 2 dudes from Saudi Arabia. they are kinda weird and keep mainly to themselves until it comes to my cooking habits. From what i can pick up there pretty hard core into their religion, they have never had a sip of booze and have never eaten pork. This is were the problems comes up, these dudes get all pissy when i fry up bacon and they come out giving me dirty looks and asking me why i eat the stuff, not to cook it in a fry pan they will use. I dont really understand the reason their religion forbids it but im sick and tired of having to cook dinner like a ninja, creeping around frying my dinner in a second to avoid there bull crap. Im respectful to all cultures but bacon is my right and i will commit a jihad on any mother fucker trying to ruin my bacon experience. Use this thread to complain about people you live with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OL'DIRTYGeEEZER Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 FEED IT TO THEM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRILLionare Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 This is super menial but it pissed me the hell off today. Okay, well at the moment i am living in a share house due to getting evicted from the house i was living in, it's kind of like off campus student accom. Theres a bunch of alright people who live in the same house, theres 2 Korean girls one with bosoms the size of watermelons, a Mauritian dude and his girly who i smoke up with. There all good but theres 2 dudes from Saudi Arabia. they are kinda weird and keep mainly to themselves until it comes to my cooking habits. From what i can pick up there pretty hard core into their religion, they have never had a sip of booze and have never eaten pork. This is were the problems comes up, these dudes get all pissy when i fry up bacon and they come out giving me dirty looks and asking me why i eat the stuff, not to cook it in a fry pan they will use. I dont really understand the reason their religion forbids it but im sick and tired of having to cook dinner like a ninja, creeping around frying my dinner in a second to avoid there bull crap. Im respectful to all cultures but bacon is my right and i will commit a jihad on any mother fucker trying to ruin my bacon experience. Use this thread to complain about people you live with. lay with her, you will feel better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 I used to have a nice set of copper pots when I was living at this one boarding house in Berkeley with a bunch of foreign students (not much different than you). This one dude from Argentina would always use my pots to cook meat (which I don't eat) and then proceed to not wash them out. I got heated with him a few times but he didn't get it...I finally resorted to just keeping my shit in my room. So it was a similar situation, but I would never get mad at someone cooking meat or whatever they wanted to eat as long as they weren't grilling skunk assholes and rubber bands or something equally gnarly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 how is there that many people in the same house? fuck what they say. Fry that pork son. Sure use your dishes, but wtf. Pigs sole purpose in life is to be providers of sweet sweet bacon.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRILLionare Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 pork chops are pretty good too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 i heard she fucked her cousin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juiceposse Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Tell them what's up. Fuck someone judging you for cooking bacon. Shit is the realness. I'm all for a religion that states you must eat bacon once a week at least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trogg_slayer Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 they are jealous cause that shit smells so good. its like putting a naked girl infront of a dude who got his dick cut off. all they can do is get pisssed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OmarLittle Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 I live with cool people but there's a couple here who blow up into wild arguments at least once a day. I feel sorry for the dude cos his bitch is crazy. She accuses him of cheating if the train is delayed and he gets home 20 minutes late. Then when she's losing the argument she just puts crappy music (Nickelback, Evanesence, Chris Brown) on really loud and kicks him out of the house. On the up side I can cook as much Bacon as I like, whenever I like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 I couldn't ever live with someone who wasn't family/a good friend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Grant Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 murder them 25 to life aint shit plus its solid 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 I GREW UP WITH LOTS OF PEOPLE like this. they are stupid fundamentalist morons who obviously never heard about the antibacterial properties of soap. ask them why, since the god they pray to is "most forgiving, most merciful", if they eat even a bacon molecule, they think they will be banished to hell. i guarantee they will give you some bull shit about how they cant eat anything that has even touched a pig, or they will go to hell. just grind up some bacon and put it in their hummus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 just grind up some bacon and put it in their humans ??:confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 i've lived with vegetarians in the past and they get this same way. no offense shai, but a lot of vegetarians/ vegans are extremely self righteous and will take any opportunity to try and convert or just dennis miller fag rant. it's like motherfucker i don't talk shit on the over priced cardboard burgers you eat, the dishes get sanitized in a fucking dishwasher, end of argument. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 bacon tastes like heaven........ if it was getting 7 virgins when i die, or eating bacon my whole life i choose bacon, virgins cant fuck anyway 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRILLionare Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 werent plants alive once too? so its still eating a living being, right? murder for your food, right? ? unless its because you choose the healthy route. but your missing out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 i've lived with vegetarians in the past and they get this same way. no offense shai, but a lot of vegetarians/ vegans are extremely self righteous and will take any opportunity to try and convert or just dennis miller fag rant. it's like motherfucker i don't talk shit on the over priced cardboard burgers you eat, the dishes get sanitized in a fucking dishwasher, end of argument. I don't care as long as I don't know. Wash the pot, put it back, no one's the wiser. It's more like bad roommate manners, especially when you've been told twice. I don't care what other people eat anymore. I used to think it was a big deal, then I realized my bad habits were probably going to catch up to me in the next ten years or so. So fuck it. Like George Carlin said, we're all going to be inhabiting a giant smoking ball of shit in about 40 years anyway...who cares what someone else eats/smokes/drinks? Live it up. JUST WASH MY GODDAMN POTS WHEN YOU USE THEM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 theres 2 Korean girls one with bosoms the size of watermelons, Pics please... also they are Muslim and they see pork as a dirty animal. There is a dude I work with who also says the same thing.... Fuck them, more chocolate covered bacon for me :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 put bacon in the fruit loops or whatever they eat surreptitiously of course. if things escalate apove that im pretty sure if you kill them and use bacon hating as your defense you'll get off scot free. 98% sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XJONATHONX Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Just gonna throw this out there pork loin wrapped in bacon is dat shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
street villain Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 this is wack - i am all about respecting people, and their religions/beliefs - but do not try to push that shit on me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 Throw their Korans in the toilet. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 naaah fuck that shit ^^^^ crapo on thier rugs then fuck they couch!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 dip their tooth brushes in lard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 when they come in the house, say "sallamsandbacon" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 bacon tastes like heaven........ if it was getting 7 virgins when i die, or eating bacon my whole life i choose bacon, virgins cant fuck anyway Im 24'd but this is gold...someone prop this dude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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