Soup Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 Aaaand good night. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 chicken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 MUCH props for Monty Python Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Tib3- Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 Merely A Flesh Wound! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 "let me face the peril alone!" "no! it's too perilous!" this one is my favorite and crunchy frog is also a classic....i won't bother finding it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 A CHALLENGER APPEARS!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 the holy hand grenade of antioch Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apDGPl2SfpA you manky scots git. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 who are you who are so wise in the ways of science? and WHAT do you burn apart from witches? MORE WITCHES! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eaten By Wolves Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 Upper class twit of the year! Suppose if we build a giant wooden badger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 the ministry of silly walks was hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted June 21, 2009 Author Share Posted June 21, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_p5rjX7gMWo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 life of brian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pet Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 A CHALLENGER TRULY APPEARS http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=810TQyT2KXI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 my wife, incontentia buttocks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 Monty Python are awesome every fucker on the planet reciting monty python quotes not so awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted June 21, 2009 Author Share Posted June 21, 2009 Depends on what they're quoting. Quoting the knights who say Nee isn't nearly as impressive as representing the ministry of silly walks or memorizing any of the songs they've made over the years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chichi723 Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 That parrots not dead, it's just sleeping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted June 21, 2009 Author Share Posted June 21, 2009 You know how I know the parrot's dead? Because I nailed his feet to the perch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 Depends on what they're quoting. Quoting the knights who say Nee isn't nearly as impressive as representing the ministry of silly walks or memorizing any of the songs they've made over the years. agreed. if you know the words to "every sperm is sacred" you are respected, if you've only seen one movie and don't have any idea about the tv show, you're a sucka. a sucka who should die at the hands of mr. t. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 Merely A Flesh Wound! my dad put me on to this when I was like 8 and it was the godamn funniest shit in the world!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animalcocaine Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 "THERE ARE SOME WHO CALL ME..........TIM" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eaten By Wolves Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 This thread is making me bust out this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Harris Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 YOU SHALL NOT PASS. well what do you want? ER..... WE WOULD LIKE A SHRUBBERY, YES A SHRUBBERY WOULD BE VERY NICE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 GRAB THA COMFY CHAIR 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Q: WHAT DO YOU WANT? M: Well, I was told outside that... Q: Don't give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings! M: What? Q: Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, maloderous, pervert!!! M: Look, I CAME HERE FOR AN ARGUMENT, I'm not going to just stand...!! Q: OH, oh I'm sorry, but this is abuse. M: Oh, I see, well, that explains it. Q: Ah yes, you want room 12A, Just along the corridor. M: Oh, Thank you very much. Sorry. Q: Not at all. M: Thank You. (Under his breath) Stupid git!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Depends on what they're quoting. Quoting the knights who say Nee isn't nearly as impressive as representing the ministry of silly walks or memorizing any of the songs they've made over the years. oh i'm a lumberjack and i'm ok, i sleep all night and i work all day....hahaha. can't forget these: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZgwNutwK0Y Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
complex Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Spam alot was good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted June 22, 2009 Author Share Posted June 22, 2009 Went and saw spamalot last friday with my friends. It was awesome but I gotta say i could've popped the Holy Grail in and saved myself $100. 75-80% came straight from the movie, and the edits to the script for the San Francisco venue were literally gay... The edits were comedy, but not the monty python dry silly brand of comedy I payed to watch. It's like going to a joe rogan show and he's doing a bit from Bill Cosby or Richard Simmons. I wanted to punch the whole audience in their collective face when they laughed at bits that didnt belong... OR when they overly laughed at parts from the movie like when the knights asked for King arthur to cut down a tree with a herring. And when they're doing the Swedish fish-slapping song I wanted to see people get knocked the fuck out. Not some stupid giggly performers pretending to get hit by fish. Mad soup is mad. The minstrels were ridiculously hot tho. Oh and if you take a date, you dont have to make her watch the holy grail if she hasnt seen it. By the end of the show she will have seen it and more. And now for something different. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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