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Soup, June 21, 2009 in Channel Zero
Aaaand good night.
MUCH props for Monty Python
Merely A Flesh Wound!
"let me face the peril alone!"
"no! it's too perilous!"
this one is my favorite
and crunchy frog is also a classic....i won't bother finding it
A CHALLENGER APPEARS!!
the holy hand grenade of antioch
Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
you manky scots git.
who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?
and WHAT do you burn apart from witches? MORE WITCHES!
Upper class twit of the year!
Suppose if we build a giant wooden badger.
the ministry of silly walks was hilarious
life of brian
A CHALLENGER TRULY APPEARS
my wife, incontentia buttocks
Monty Python are awesome
every fucker on the planet reciting monty python quotes not so awesome
Depends on what they're quoting. Quoting the knights who say Nee isn't nearly as impressive as representing the ministry of silly walks or memorizing any of the songs they've made over the years.
That parrots not dead, it's just sleeping.
You know how I know the parrot's dead? Because I nailed his feet to the perch.
agreed. if you know the words to "every sperm is sacred" you are respected, if you've only seen one movie and don't have any idea about the tv show, you're a sucka. a sucka who should die at the hands of mr. t.
Merely A Flesh Wound!
my dad put me on to this when I was like 8 and it was the godamn funniest shit in the world!!!
"THERE ARE SOME WHO CALL ME..........TIM"
This thread is making me bust out this.
YOU SHALL NOT PASS.
well what do you want?
ER..... WE WOULD LIKE A SHRUBBERY, YES A SHRUBBERY WOULD BE VERY NICE
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