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DRUNK BITCHES THAT WANNA EAT A CHIMI AND GET THEY BACK TWISTED OUT.

 

 

 

um...perfect night, who wouldn't want that?

 

 

 

it is allllll about the deli meat and cheese roll-up when you're drunk and lazy.

or olives. i will go to town on a jar of olives on the late night.

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Eggs.

 

eggs in a hole, sucka. get 2 slices of bread, take a biscuit cutter & cut out the center of the bread. toss the holey bread in a frying pan on medium high that's been lubed w/Pam spray/butter pork fat/whatever you got- gently crack & place 1 egg in each hole, careful not to break the yolk. add salt & pepper (hot sauce optional), 60 seconds on each side (or until the whites are cooked, but yolks still runny as hell) & then put a pat of better on top.

 

if you have time to make bacon, you can sub the butter w/the pork fat. and you can always add a slice of your favorite cheese you fat fucking bastards!

 

this work best on a gas stove. muthafuck an electric stove.

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you know ...

being drunk and trying to eat at like 3in the morning...

kitchens a wreck

i woke up one time...with a fuckin can of spam beside me.

and a bunch of chunks just clawed out.

apparently i opened it with a hammer cause the can was all beat up....

and the hammer was by my feet...i passed out in the kitchen..

stove on n shit....

 

:lol: :lol:

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In my club days there was a lady with a cooler full of burritos that always had the best potato and egg hook-ups at 2:30 in the A.M. When I was living in Hawaii there was a place on School St. right next to the projects that was only open from 3 A.M. until 11 A.M. and they had the BEST fucking garlic chicken in the world man. So good.

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yeah i used to eat lucky charms with the extra sugar added (i learned that from Calvin when he eats chocolate frosted sugar bombs).

 

props for the chocolate frosted sugar bombs reference.

 

didn't read the rest of the thread yet, but my favorite drunk food creation: take 2 of those totinos or celeste frozen pizzas (I personally like one sausage /nh and one meatball /nh). Cook them according to the directions, then put one face down on top of the other. Proceed to eat like a sandwich.

 

If I'm drunk away from home, I'll get falafel or a chicken cheesesteak.

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Did some shit the other night.

 

 

Haven't ate a home-cooked meal in about 4 months b/c of my job. So I get home around 2 am from work - fall asleep and wake up at 3am again in a fucked up half asleep/half awake state.....

 

 

I head to the fridge to get some water and there they are: about 30 meatballs in a pan and NOTHING else in the fridge.

 

 

I ate about 8 cold meatballs and downed that shit with room temp. water.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Best sleep I've had in months.

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When my sister was in america she brought me back a box of lucky charms,

JEESUS CHRIST THAT SHIT WAS GOOD

fuckin tasty as a motherfucker!

actually would anyone be up for doing a trade??

some irish candy for some american stuff???

 

IRISH CANDY IS TERRIBLE B. THIS BITCH BROUGHT SOME BACK AND THE ONLY THING I ATE WAS THE IRISH VERSION OF WHOPPERS. YO MY NIGGA GO TO SOME ONLINE SUPERMARKET AND ORDER MAD LOT OF THEM SHITS. YOU CANT DO THAT? ITS WORTH IT DOG, AMERICAN CEREAL > CEREAL ANYWHERE ELSE I BEEN.

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