dowmagik Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Laughing when a girl is angry can be fucking deadly haha ive actually used mero's "you mad?" when the wife was steaming pissed a few times, it always elicits a response of "I FUCKING HATE YOU" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 You should look her up haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 HAHA...i've also used the YOUMAD? before, but they don';t even really get why it's so funny/ignorant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Really? You're from VA, correct? I didn't think Southern people generally identified with a nationality. that is one of the dumbest things i have ever heard. i am northern italian, yes, on my father's side, and swedish/irish on my mom's. i have a weird italian last name that starts with a z. always last in rollcall. holla. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 /yes italian [ /QUOTE] Really? You're from VA, correct? I didn't think Southern people generally identified with a nationality. I thought they all just thought of themselves as black or white (seriously, not trying to eb funny ha) My Mom is from VA and she also considers herself Italian, but that's cuz her Italian dad (RIP Grandpa, true meaning of gangster and a gentlemen) was an Italian from fedd Hill in providence being southern IS a nationality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 white girls just dont seem to have the same fight in em as ethnic ladies, imo. I think that depends on what kind of white chick you're fuckin with. German, Italian and Irish bitches can be a headache. Especially the Italian and German bitches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 zucchini. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 :lol: no. but there are like 3 people who write my name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 being southern IS a nationality That's what I'm sayin...whole other world steez haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 just because you're southern by the grace of god don't mean you lose your family history. that's like saying i can't be a woman and have common sense. ... :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Back in the day I also used to have a thing for half white/half aian chicks, but as I said they seem to be shitty in bed You just had bad experiences. You can't really judge the fuck game of an entire breed or halfbreed based on one or two examples. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 You know, that whole civil war thing The bars and stars and all that Same thing goes for Texas. You aren't Italian in Texas, your just "from Texas" I'm a carpetbagger tho so it's all good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 wow, tough crowd! totally not telling you dudes if/when i get knocked up. Dont worry its cool Z, i'll negaprop anyone that talks shit about our kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. i was gonna sell it on the black market to yuppies who wanted their children to be naturally graff-n-dance-gifted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Haha I sure as fuck didn't advertise I was having a kid in advance, some people knew but I really didn't want a bunch of LOL U FAILLLLZORZ!!! Shit going down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 whoa, you have a kid? fail! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Also don't fuck any girls whose families are poorer than yours are Ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 yeah but fucking people whose families are richer than yours can suck too. not if they're awesome and buy you shit but if they look down on you. i will fight a uppity mom. jk. no mom fighting here. unless she fucked around and provoked a bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 I'm just saying if you knock someone up you want to move up the social ladder ALSo its ok for me to have kids because I'm pushing 30 and already did more drugs than everyone in this thread (you too AB ), if yournot old enough to hate everyone and already did all the drugs you need to you have no biz reproducing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FruityLexia. Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 yeah but fucking people whose families are richer than yours can suck too. not if they're awesome and buy you shit but if they look down on you. You hit the nail on the head there. I was with this girl a couple of years, who's family had way to much money and they always thought i was a bit of a poor jerk for coming from a poorer neco of the woods, but then as we were together for longer they started buying me all this awesome crap and i became pretty good mates with her dad. he took me on over seas trips and all which was great while it lasted Too bad she was complete control freak whorish bitch. Live and learn, i guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 You must not be fuckin with Italian or Portugese girls...fuckin CRAZY NIGGA DATING/FUCKIN A BLACK BITCH IS LIKE DATING A NIGGA WITH A VAGINA AND THE NAG/ANNOYING LOBE OF YOUR MOMS BRAIN. BUT THEY LIKE BEING TOLD WHAT TO DO.. THEY MAD EXTRA SASSY ABOUT IT BUT THEY DO IT ANYWAY. IF YOU BEAT THEM UP PREPARE FOR HER BROTHERS/UNCLES/COUSINS TO...NOT GIVE A FUCK. THEY WILL RAISE THE SHIT OUTTA SOME KIDS THOUGH, UNLESS YOU LEAVE EM... THEN JUST PREPARE YOURSELF TO WRITE YOUR KIDS LETTERS WHEN THEY GO TO JAIL. WHITE BITCHES ONLY GET ROWDY WITH WHITE NIGGAS...(ITALIAN BITCHES INCLUDED) THEY MAD POLITE AND SCARED TO DEATH OF "ETHNIC" NIGGAS (BY ETHNIC I MEAN BLACK/SPANISH, CHINKS AINT SCARY.) IF YOU YELL AT THEM THEY MIGHT COULD CRY. THATS WHY YOU SEE MAD ITALIAN CHICKS WITH PUERTO RICAN/DOMINICAN NIGGAS GETTING STRAIGHT DOMINATED. (I SAY PR AND DR CUZ IF THEY "MARRIED A FOHKIN NIGGEH" THEY PARENTS WOULD BE UPSET)...OLD SCHOOL ITALIAN MEN WERE THE SAME WAY WE ARE NOW (AGGRESSIVE, DOMINANT) BUT OVER GENERATIONS OF LIVIN HERE NIGGAS LOST THE HOMELAND SWAG AND JUST BECAME WHITE PEOPLE. (MAD PC, MAD POLITE, MAD SENSITIVE.) BUT YO DONT HIT A WHITE BITCH WITH A FAMILY B. CUZ THEY'LL CALL THE COPS, PRESS CHARGES, JOIN A WOMENS GROUP, START A PETITION, DO A FOOD DRIVE, CALL OBAMA...ALL THAT...YOU'LL BE FUCKED B. SPANISH BITCHES CAN GET ROWDY BUT FALL BACK WHEN THEY REALIZE YOU AINT FUCKIN AROUND. ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS GRILL THEM AND SAY THEY NAME FIRMLY LIKE..."JANELY...SHUT THE FUCK UP." AND THEY'LL BE LIKE "BUT WHY?! NO...DONT TELL ME TO SHUTUP!!" "...SHUT THE FUCK UP" "WHATEVER" *GRILL* *SILENCE* THATS HOW IT GOES DOWN. THEN I GET TO WATCH THE KNICKS WITHOUT HEARING ABOUT HOW THE LAST TIME WE WENT ON A DATE WAS A MONTH AGO AND BLAHZAY BLAH. ALSO, SPANISH BITCHES WILL LET YOU BEAT FLAMES OUTTA THEM AND JUST CRY ABOUT IT AND THEN LATER WANT YOU TO HUG THEM AND SHIT...BITCH I JUST SMACKED YOUR FACE OFF YOUR FACE, YOU WANT A HUG NOW? :confused: THIS WHOLE SHIT WAS OD RACIST AND SEXIST AND JUST APPLIES TO MY PERSONAL EXPERIENCE (ALL WOMEN ARE DIFFERENT) BUT I JUST LIKE BEIN OFFENSIVE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 OH I ALMOST FORGOT, CHINK BITCHES = WHITE BITCHES EXCEPT HER PARENTS ARE GONNA HATE YOU NO MATTER WHAT UNLESS YOU'RE WHAT THEY ARE (KOREAN, CHINESE, WHATEVER) OR A RICH WHITE GUY. IF YOU'RE BLACK OR SPANISH AND ARE FUCKIN WITH A CHINK BITCH DONT EVEN BOTHER GETTIN TO KNOW HER PARENTS CUZ THEY AINT FINNA LIKE YOU ANY DAMN WAY. THIS IS GONNA SUCK FOR YOU CUZ SHE'S GONNA BE ALL OVER YOUR PARENTS NOW CUZ HER PARENTS DISOWNED HER FOR FUCKIN A [iNSERT CHINESE SYMBOL FOR NIGGER] SO NOW BASICALLY YOU GOTTA MARRY THIS PAN FRIED BITCH. WHICH IS WACK CUZ IVE NEVER SEEN AN ASIAN BITCH WITH A FAT ASS SO ITS LIKE WHY WAS I WITH THIS BITCH IN THE FIRST PLACE? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 THEN YOU COME HOME TO THE BITCH AND YOU'RE LIKE "WHATS FOR DINNER?" AND THE BITCH GIVES YOU SOME OCTOPUS LEGS AND SOME MUSHY ASS WHITE RICE. :crying: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 congrats dude - get your family on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaP LeTTeRS yO! Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 BITCH I JUST SMACKED YOUR FACE OFF YOUR FACE, YOU WANT A HUG NOW? :confused: HAHAHAHAHA English muffin, everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 congrats dude - get your family on. NIGGA YOU MISSED THE PART WHERE SHORTY PISSED OUT THE BABY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 AND YO FAM, I KNOW NIGGAS SOUND MAD ABRASIVE AND SHIT AND YOU NEED A SHOULDER TO CRY ON BUT TRUST ME, THE SHOULDER TO CRY ON WOULDA BEEN A COUPLE YEARS DOWN THE LINE WHEN YOU'RE LIKE "MAN FUCK THIS BITCH!" AND THEN YOU CANT DO SHIT CUZ YOU GOT A LIL CRACKERCHINK SPAWN WITH THE BITCH THAT SHE IS GONNA RAISE TO DESPISE HIS "WHITE DEVIL" FATHER. THEN YOU PAYIN FOR A KID YOU SEE TWICE A MONTH THAT HATES YOU...SHORTY ALSO HATES YOU CUZ YOU "DID THIS TO HER" LIKE SHE'S A RAPE VICTIM. :rolleyes: TRUST ME FAM, I SEEN THIS SHIT 4000000 TIMES. IN HIGHSCHOOL 55% OF MY HOMEBOYS HAD KIDS WITH A 100% FAILURE RATE. NIGGAS IS ON THEY 2ND & 3RD BABYMOMS RIGHT NOW. IT DONT MATTER HOW OLD YOU THINK YOU ARE OR HOW READY YOU THINK YOU ARE. IT AINT 1960 B. 18-20 IS NOT KID TIME UNLESS YOU'RE IN SOME VERY RARE CIRCUMSTANCES (YOU'RE RICH) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 BUT YO DONT HIT A WHITE BITCH WITH A FAMILY B. CUZ THEY'LL CALL THE COPS, PRESS CHARGES, JOIN A WOMENS GROUP, START A PETITION, DO A FOOD DRIVE, CALL OBAMA...ALL THAT...YOU'LL BE FUCKED B. . not entirely true, most cases.. maybe. but my sisters been hanging around with this black dude, from a shit neighborhood but not a bad kid, but whatever.. if my family found out this dude was beatin my sister, you better believe im handling that shit. the only one who would wanna call the cops is my moms and she'd probably get told to stay out of it. my brother wouldn't do anything unless i did, and my father would definitely want me to handle it. i also have a uncle whose a bit off his rocker and has always been close with my sister, who'd also be into/expect me to fuck the kid up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 This is why I come here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 It truly is BoatsNHoes It's threads like these that show me the potential in mankind, the beauty of humanity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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