Grasp Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 compared to my last one, awwww yeah. 3.2 v8 vs an I-4 2.2 tpbm is eating pizza rolls for half their weekly meals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWiF407 Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 False, ain't trying to change my name to Straightlavashitflow Oner. tpbm watched Blue Valentine with their girl and wished they were watching Drive Angry instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eattingsnowflakes Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 True. That is fuckin' weird. TPBM would spend more than they can afford for an operation on their pet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 true, have had to do it in the past. $1800 leg surgery... tpbm takes naps on the regular. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 false, hardly ever tpbm has a kid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eattingsnowflakes Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 True, but it's still in da belly. TPBM is celebrating fathers day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grasp Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 false, pops lives a state away, but i called him atleast. tpbm hates the dreaded called into work call. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lick'n'run Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 True but he changed his number, youve been calling the wrong dude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doodle Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 fail^ tpbm drank too much last night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 false, almost 4 yrs no alcohol tpbm has smoked pcp before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 false, no dust for me. tpbm has a longer list of drugs they haven't tried than those they have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doodle Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 true tpbm drinks beer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 a lot. tpbm used to do stimulants... and still does sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 i was prescribed to adderall for mad years as a kid, then i kicked the shit when i realized i was doing speed since i was in elementary school. sometimes, i bump a rail. tpbm loves thick curvy black women more than anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iTz PaYBacK Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 true tpbm hates the taste of mayo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 false, i dont like it on everything, but i do like to dip my fries in it. very tasty. tpbm likes like 99.99% of all the food they've ever tried. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iTz PaYBacK Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 true tpbm can cook Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 true tpbm has a girl who cooks for them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igetupinyourcityalot Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 false but a man can always dream tpbm has tasted paint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWiF407 Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 true. tpbm huffs that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 false i aint no stupid native american. tpbm has tried mescaline Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest be.e Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 false. not into any drugs whatsoever tpbm works a government job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EXECUTIVE_FINGERBLAST Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 false. tpbm is into meditation and that 3rd eye shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doodle Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 false tpbm is in a long term relationship Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 true, married tpbm has fucked 2 girls in one day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igetupinyourcityalot Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 true, no false i fucking wish tpbm has had some binny-bin laden recently Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B!G D Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 ? false... tpbm has tried to get specific medications prescribed to them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 true "My back is killing me doc..." TPBM has a week chocked full of shit they don't want to do ahead of em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 True, work and painting babies room mixed with a couple AA meetings and household chores. Tpbm usually gives their own farts a smell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWiF407 Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 sure. tpbm is fucking tired of not getting hired for shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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