MedicineCabinet Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 had to look up who that was but lol. perhaps tpbm would actually be a gigolo, though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 For women yeah. Tpbm thinks the boy scouts was just made to keep young boys from sitting around and bending their Beckhams Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 definitely not dudes lol tru. they also gotta have someone push all those cookies & such. jobs rely on them tpbm offered their friend a slush puppy in the summer. upon hearing yes, they presented them with a sculpture of a dog, made of crushed ice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 false. but next time you make one-hit me up tpbm rinses or wipes the top of a canned beverage before they open it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 true...aint trying to get botulism the person below me has a song stuck in their head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Do now. TPBM is ready to fly south for the winter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 I am not ready in the logistical sense but prepared in the abstract. TPBM has workaholic tenancies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 Falze. Tpbm's toilet is almost full Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 True TPBM has an elaborate array of arse wiping equipment in their wash closet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 Alas, sadly. Not so. Tpbm doesn't want to kill anyone that's too tall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 I'm pretty handy with a shovel, size doesn't bother me. TPBM has worked in dead body disposal in the past. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 kinda, yeah. Tpbm drowned a mouse in a puddle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 false, but an ex landlord has asked me to finish off a mouse before that was dying in a glue trap (spotted days later). it was horrifying to say at the least & it still bothers me that i had to pay rent & was told to do something like that at the doorstep of a snitch, tpbm left a noose made of rat tails Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bed framed Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 false snitches get stitches TPBM started his day off with a shart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dstroyerz Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 not today I didn't, the person below me has paid for a brazzers trial once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 False. But a couple of Christmas' ago someone put a passcode up here for the holidays. TPBM thinks the keyboard should come with the computer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bed framed Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Always. Especially for laptops TPBM has to work on Christmas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 false tpbm has been on paid vacation due to a company error since the summer of 92 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Word. Born on vacation. Tpbm considers letting a homeless person sniff your napkin after dinner community service. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 lol thats horrible. an overtly rude homeless person, perhaps tpbm wants to open a dildo store called banana republic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 Want no. Would be comical tho. Tpbm always wears a candy necklace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 1, 2015 Share Posted February 1, 2015 false, beef jerky tpbm would face off with the guy from man vs food in an eating competition Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 True. Tpbm Has dug their own grave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 false, crawled back up out it tpbm has banged at least 3 chicks named claire, oddly enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 false tpbm separates the bananas so they will ripen slower Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 false shoulda done that :-( tpbm has more food than they can consume before it all goes bad. that aint cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 false tpbm replies to free hamster/gerbil adoptions on craigslist/kijiji & shows up with nothing but a tortilla wrap & questions regarding meat yield Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 Truuu Some of tpbm's best friends are brain dead bread and water eating scumbags Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 jokes. not so much now but there are definitely enough older people i used to hang with as a kid, who are probably fucked up now. maybe theyre not, idk tpbm has not shown up for the first day of work on multiple occasions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 False. Tpbm has been yoyoing a turd for the last hour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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