bed framed Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 idk what filter paper is but i rolled some tumblweedz in bible paper once if that counts...twas a dope verse too but cant remember cuz got high. tpbm wishes they had tree fiddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Rollock Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 Sure. Every little bit helps. Tpbm hates Colombians with bad coke that gyp niggas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 Sometimes you just have to smile. False. TPBM drinks the water that flows up stream Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Rollock Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 Nahh. Tpbm seen pushers and pimps eat shrimps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 false...but i have seen a pimp beat the shit out of one of his hoes in front of a mcdonalds before. the person below me has seen a fight in a mcdonalds before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Rollock Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 False. White castle fights tho. Tpbm had soulmates, I had cellmates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 trufalihopeyoureok guests still lurking this dead shit? lets bring it back tpbm would drill through a crystal skull to make a onehitter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 false...i would seel it two a museum and buy a vaporizer. the person below me can burp the alphabet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Rollock Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 Sure Tpbm prefers bullshit to dog shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diligent Douchbag Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 I shit the bed TPBM has owned a VW in their life time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 false, but nice signature tpbm would portal their dick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 meaning, put that shit in a hole that i didnt know what was on the other end? maybe. there definitely could be something awesome waiting for it. tpbm is having a mad mediocre summer, but theyre far from broke so thats cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Rollock Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 False. Tpbm havin claw and tail meat all summer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 False. It's an Alaskan King Crab kind of summer. TPBM is really not that excited about any one thing in particular. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 mad true tpbm thinks this summers blowin past right now?? pssshhhh, just you wait Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 false. all i did was blink & im way older now. shit tpbm would drink from the fountain in the fountain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Rollock Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Might. Tpbm just watched an alive dog burry a dead dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 false...but i did see a video of a dog bringing a baby some toys. the person below me likes to watch weird porn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 if a blind, paraplegic, midget tranny with one limb & a conjoined twin is wrong, then what is right? tpbm is a centaur, just typing away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 true...cause i have a horse cock. the person below me has sexed a japanese woman before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 true/false ... just looked at FB to confirm nationality, def canadian japanese i think.... TPBM has bet on a horse and won. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 True. Once. TPBM ain't a gamblin' man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 false...im actually reading a book on blackjack right now and learning how to count cards. the person below me has a specific actor they would love to meet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 false. maybe comedians/voice actors tpbm eats their burrito side to side, like corn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 That's disturbingly true. TPBM is watching the F1 race right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 false tpbm would go to divinity school, become a top student, earn the right to have the little collar, get on the podium at the graduation ceremony, then start urinating into the crowd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Rollock Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 I just don't have the drive. Tpbm hates the witch that cursed them with a button penis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 false - twas a pancake penis, but tis not much better tpbm brbs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 false-ive never said that shit (i think thats what you mean) tpbm puts smiley faces when they text girls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 subject to which girl it is.... girlfriend no -she's not a moron TPBM is convinced the band live are reason enough to leave work this afternoon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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