yomommasaho Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 false, sore subject tpbm is thinkin bout how much teeth suckin would be goin down if white boys could open up their senior yearbook quote with "to all my niggas" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 False. Tpbm has a picture of Chris noth in their wallet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 false tpbm scrapped the magic school bus for parts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 long ago tpbm is at home on their computer working on a friday night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 True. Tpbm stays low key so they won't catch a case Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 true dat! Person below me can recite a recipe for candied bacon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 False If 10 men came in a cup tpbm'd probably drink it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 false as fudge tpbm drinks kefir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 False. Tpbm thinks axel f kicks the shit out of rocket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 uhhhh idk, does that happen? idk false tpbm aint got no pussy on deck. oh well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YellowFever Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 True... Tpbm is sick and its not even winter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 false in middle school science, tpbm had to make a rube goldberg machine. they made one that plays generalized audio insults & named it the rude goldberg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Yo, true! tpbm eats canned tuna and drinks the juice out rather than draining it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 a fishy false tpbm tried to beat the mime out of their son, but he just kept crying silently Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 Nah, he can be anything he wants. Mostly. Tpbm puts candy in their mouth before they go to sleep so they can have sweet dreams Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 how did u knotho tpbm done pissed in the pea soup. honest mistake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 Nope but if I did it wouldn't be honest or a mistake. Tpbm has seen Blade Runner and thought it was the worst movie they've seen in years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 Never seen it. Tpbm can't hold their breath for more than 7 seconds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 False, I can swim underwater for 50 yards but not in seven seconds. TPBM listened to pirate radio as some point in their life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 Sorta. Tpbm's name is johnnifer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 false - johnnyfer with a y tpbm found out that they could have been related to dee snider, so they got all new blood just in case Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 False. Would recommend however. Tpbm enjoys a nice set of thighs wrapped around their head tightly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 sort of tpbm had a girl suck their dick the right way friday. thats a first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 False. Tpbm remebers kickin it in the back of school eatin chicken at 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 false tpbm thinks literally every broad on earth is just completely full of shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 false. most ppl r not actualized more than once, tpbm has taken an unexpected excremental turn & ended up rocking with just one sock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Nah, but I know someone like that. Tpbm sleeps with socks filled with lotion over their hands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 I don't thinks so, cause homey don't play that. Tmpb got more growing pains than Maggie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 True. Tpbm has 9 holes in their tore up carhartt coat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Negative. The person below me wears tighty whitey's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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