yomommasaho Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 broke.. and wack tpbm is thinkin this is wayyyyy too good to be true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 false. unless youre talking about led zeppelin lol tpbm can crack eggs with one hand, at high speeds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 true person below me thinks "yeah but do you actually get them in the bowl?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 Tru.. Tpbm feelin brazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 false.. just lazy tpbm faps to get the poison out.. it aint healthy to keep overcrowded nuts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 True, too much makes you crazy. TPBM likes to fap as little as possible, so they can blast girls with as much as possible fire hose style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 I have been known to hit the headboard Peter North style. TPBM thinks that something they didn't want to know about me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 false, no homo. i could use that against you one day. you know. internet serious business tpbm has google'd lines from the: One line of a lyric that sums up how you FEEL right this second thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Nah. Tpbm faps with tears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Only on Valentines Day The person below me would rather racecar than not racecar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
French Krump Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 false tpbm has yellow teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Nahh. Tpbm rooted a bird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 naw, i be diggin em out tpbm saw the feds run up in a local chinese restaurant today, got a vid and aythang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleazeside Heights Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 False. Tpbm thinks propane is flammable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 naw, i be diggin em out tpbm saw the feds run up in a local chinese restaurant today, got a vid and aythang false tpbm is drunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 false waaaay to sober TPBM looked through the photos of the weekend and decided they really need to get a life! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 false my weekend photos rock generally, me the kid and tdb doing stupid shit tpbm is getting on some goodfellas shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 false just grinding 9 to 5 tpbm will be eating fish at some point in the next two days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 false tpbm is a toy nerd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 Falze. Tpbm hit a 12 year old girl in the head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 nope bitch was 11 tpbm foams it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 Truee. Tpbm picks up bread crumbs and lent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 true.. all i ate today were eight bread crumbs :( if tpbm found a dead ninja turtle, theyd clean the shell & keep it as some sort of conversational furniture.. then possibly hire someone to carve elaborate designs on the shell & shave it down in a few parts, just to tidy it up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 Yeah! Tpbm just stepped on one of their balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 tis a false one tpbm has fell in a pit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted August 26, 2013 Share Posted August 26, 2013 False. Tpbm gives homeless people cans of dog food Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 false when tpbm was a kid, they had those sneakers that lit up red as you walked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted August 27, 2013 Share Posted August 27, 2013 False. Tpbm's face breaks sorta like the mold when you touch pies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 False, The person below has dreamed about Cher in that turn back time video and woke up screaming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 False. Tpbm thinks about gyros whenever they hear gypsies, tramps, and theieves. for some odd reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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