-TORN- Posted March 5, 2008 Author Share Posted March 5, 2008 Hunting hats with flaps, nigga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HollerBackHeartAttack Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 T;6162396'] I knew that was him at the Dream show... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Ummm, maybe they don't have these in Texas... precisely. though, i mean, i could go wearing absurdly baggy pants for the sake of fitting enough cans of paint in my waistband to do a 10 color burner. wouldn't that be cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HollerBackHeartAttack Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Yeah it's probably really easy to get away from cops and hop fences in huge pants with 10 cans in the pockets/ waistline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 My job as a loss prevention system analyst requires me to dress as white as possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mn1_fuckos Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 damn treated my ass gotta wear a uniform but i guess that beats dressin up like^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-TORN- Posted March 6, 2008 Author Share Posted March 6, 2008 My job as a loss prevention system analyst requires me to dress as white as possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STREPTORISGAY Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 i used to wear baggy grundgy shit livin the fast life reakin life bud, switched it up a bit n feeling a little better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
booniesbomber Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 yay for fitting clothes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 Yeah it's probably really easy to get away from cops and hop fences in huge pants with 10 cans in the pockets/ waistline. You people are idiots. The paint goes in the northface pockets. Or fake northface. Which would look pretty fucking stupid accompanied by some faggot ass nuthuggers. And how you gonna run any faster in tight pants much less be able to climb shit with all that fabric squeezing your legs and shit? LMAO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-TORN- Posted March 7, 2008 Author Share Posted March 7, 2008 Grandpa! :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Grandpa! :) Granddaughter! :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 just for the record: i do NOT wear nut huggers. most people think im a wigger, but im just an urban cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 just for the record: i do NOT wear nut huggers. Faggot hipsters think im a wigger, but im just a normal dude. ^Fixed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 actually its more than just hipsters. i caught my old roomates (cargo short, hollister shirt wearin suburban whiteboys) talkin behind my back a few years back saying i was a wigger. theres a huge difference between suburban whiteboys and urban whiteboys. urban white boys all know how to deal drugs, bump old school rap, drink mickeys, wear northfaces and new eras and like to flex on our suburban counterparts. suburban whiteboys are all lacrosse playin, jeep grand cherokee drivin, rage against the machine bumpin custy ass let me buy a 50 sack ass cats. yes im generalizing, but seriously, to some extent its true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 then you got your jesse james wannabe, lower lip beard and shades, volcom hat, lifted truck driving whiteboys with sleeveless shirts. and then you got guidos, but are they really even whiteboys? with all that fake tan lotion they look like hadjis or some shit. thank god theres no gay ass fuckin guidos on the west coast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Haha, where the fuck did this thread take this turn? Goes from being about someone turning hipster.to jesse james wannabes and guidos. We have way too many guidos here. Yhey put me off clubbing for reals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 its amazing how after guidos are such an international joke, these stupid fucks still gel their hair into bird nest styles and draw on themselves with brown crayons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 You people are idiots. The paint goes in the northface pockets. Or fake northface. Which would look pretty fucking stupid accompanied by some faggot ass nuthuggers. And how you gonna run any faster in tight pants much less be able to climb shit with all that fabric squeezing your legs and shit? LMAO! so...... if the paints going into your coat anyway.... then why talk about how you can't fit markers/cans in your pants? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Markers go in the pockets. Sometime's I'll tuck the can if I'm walking around just getting tags and it's too warm for a coat or jacket. I rock the plastic bags in the summer time but I hate doing that shit though cause cops aint that stupid. I just prefer keeping that shit in deep coat or jacket pockets. Yall do you, I'm just busting balls. Cause too me yall look goofy as shit in your tight pants and size medium shirts and jackets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 its amazing how after guidos are such an international joke, these stupid fucks still gel their hair into bird nest styles and draw on themselves with brown crayons. The shit's so big on the east coast though that they honestly beleive it's normal. They're quick to crack on wierdos, but they don't even realise that they ARE weirdos. They're for the most part Italian neighborhood dudes who rarely leave their neighborhood and everyone they know looks, acts, and dresses just like them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 actually its more than just hipsters. i caught my old roomates (cargo short, hollister shirt wearin suburban whiteboys) talkin behind my back a few years back saying i was a wigger. theres a huge difference between suburban whiteboys and urban whiteboys. urban white boys all know how to deal drugs, bump old school rap, drink mickeys, wear northfaces and new eras and like to flex on our suburban counterparts. suburban whiteboys are all lacrosse playin, jeep grand cherokee drivin, rage against the machine bumpin custy ass let me buy a 50 sack ass cats. yes im generalizing, but seriously, to some extent its true. A lot of suburban places where I live aren't all that "suburban." Sure there is a bit less crime then say in the middle of North Philly or West or whatever..but there is still people robbing motherfuckers, selling drugs, doing all sorts of shit because a lot of them move out there from the city. You just got to know the difference between people period. You can usually tell what type of "wigger" a person is. If they have on Shady LTD shirts and fake chains from the indian bitch inside the local mall then they are the ones that everyone is clowning on. Then their are ones who wear big white tees and their keys tied to a string around their neck and fitted and shit. These dudes are usually pretty poor and have a fucked up life but they are real wiggerish and bump 50 cent and all that. Then there are people who know how to dress fly, know everything about selling drugs and all that bullshit, know all about hiphop, know all about graffiti, but are intelligent goodhearted people who aren't trying to be down with some fad. I was raised wearing baby Jordans and have dressed basically the same way since elementary school, only stepping my game up a bit to better styles along the way. I know a lot of white dudes that will fuck some shit up real quick. People tend to sleep on this. It's funny cause when you are actually in bad areas, real recognize real and people tend to not give you trouble. Unfortunately sometimes when you are out in a white area some meat-head kids or emo kids want to call you a wigger, and don't know that you will pull a razor out and slash their fucking face open. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-TORN- Posted March 9, 2008 Author Share Posted March 9, 2008 Markers go in the pockets. Sometime's I'll tuck the can if I'm walking around just getting tags and it's too warm for a coat or jacket. I rock the plastic bags in the summer time but I hate doing that shit though cause cops aint that stupid. I just prefer keeping that shit in deep coat or jacket pockets. Yall do you, I'm just busting balls. Cause too me yall look goofy as shit in your tight pants and size medium shirts and jackets. Medium shirts are for manorexic fags. No disrespect to those of you who are manorexic f-, I mean, wear medium size shirts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 I was raised wearing baby Jordans and have dressed basically the same way since elementary school, only stepping my game up a bit to better styles along the way. . lucky ass nigga, my moms didnt buy me a pair of nikes until the 6th fucking grade. i was wearing payless shit and la gears. DAO: i feel sorry for you east coasters that have to put up with guidos. i have never, ever, seen a guido in real life out here in the bay. if i ever did it would be merk city. man i would love to fight a guido. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-TORN- Posted March 9, 2008 Author Share Posted March 9, 2008 Those niggas WILL stab you if you throw a punch at their face. They'll just put their chin on their chest, and it'd be a done deal for your hand. Aim for the stomach Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 i think im just gonna go to the guido club, roofy all their drinks (nohomo), then powder their faces white and shave their heads. that alone should lead to mass suicide or some shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HollerBackHeartAttack Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 Moe, the west coast equivalent to that would be our "bros".. Lifted trucks, Famous shirts, white DVS with black socks... Arnettes... They usually come from the valley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 I'm surprised this thread has escaped a title change. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 suburban whiteboys are all lacrosse playin, jeep grand cherokee drivin, rage against the machine bumpin custy ass let me buy a 50 sack ass cats. You got half of me spot on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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