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$400 in an hour? while being at a bar?

you need a bigger customer base lil dude.

Dont even have to leave the apartment to make that.

 

I take whatever falls in my lap. Beggars can't be choosers, and I'm halfway vagrant these days. My nice clothes don't fool me.

 

 

 

AND GUESS WHAT?! I FOUND IT! THE UKRANIAN BROAD MUST HAVE KNOCKED IT ONTO THE CAR FLOOR LAST NIGHT! HELL YEAH!

 

Not quite as miraculous as the last time, but I'll take it! I need to start trusting the world more. Not many snakes in my city, after all, I guess.

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I steal from drunk people all the time

and most of the time people at bars are douchebags

and I ENJOY stealing from douchebags

so why not?

you've never stolen anything?

 

nah, playa! the bar is my second home. And I don't shit where I eat.

 

Plus I don't really steal anymore. Except hearts. And meats from the grocery store.

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