Weapon X Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Lost my job. Lost my wallet. Got it back. And then I lost it last night. The bar doesn't have it. Some snake just took me for about $400 cash. FUCKK!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 isnt this like the 8th thread about you losing your wallet this month? sounds like time for one of these hombre Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 dont carry cash nigga. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 ah fuck, paypal donations to you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted February 29, 2008 Author Share Posted February 29, 2008 Yeah, yeah, yeah...I need me some money. I don't carry cash, but that $400 I made in one hour off "hard freakin' work" is gone. My local pub isn't supposed to have snakes in it.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Shit dude, bad news. Now might not be the best time to give advice, but fuck it, you can't touch me; TAKE BETTER CARE OF YOUR KIT IF YOU WANT TO KEEP IT!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 maaan you shouldn't be in the bar without a job anyway edit: but yeah that sucks you lost your wallet duder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsallafarce Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 maaan you shouldn't be in the bar without a job anyway edit: but yeah that sucks you lost your wallet duder gotta cure them i just lost my job blues man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 serioulsy, wallet chain/fanny pack is, you also need a disney world hat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted February 29, 2008 Author Share Posted February 29, 2008 The bar is the only place that feels me. I'm serious. And I made out with a really tall Ukrainian chick that I smashed a month or so ago. That would happen nowhere else with unemployed ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 It would probably happen a lot more to employed ass. Just sayin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
womphead Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 its over with! nah jk haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted February 29, 2008 Author Share Posted February 29, 2008 I PAY INTO EI FOR A REASON! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q666 Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 lol fanny pack for sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 DONT WORRY DOGS, ITS CANADIAN MONEY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceLeroy Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 por pendejo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 I use a money clip for my cash..Wallets for the ID and Gold cards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 DONT WORRY DOGS, ITS CANADIAN MONEY. our money is worth more than yours these days dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted February 29, 2008 Author Share Posted February 29, 2008 What the fuck ever happened to robbing people? Why they gotta take that shit off the bar? WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 sorry kid these bottles of whiskey and slabs of steak ain't gonna pay for themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 I steal from drunk people all the time and most of the time people at bars are douchebags and I ENJOY stealing from douchebags so why not? you've never stolen anything? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 $400 in an hour? while being at a bar? you need a bigger customer base lil dude. Dont even have to leave the apartment to make that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted February 29, 2008 Author Share Posted February 29, 2008 $400 in an hour? while being at a bar? you need a bigger customer base lil dude. Dont even have to leave the apartment to make that. I take whatever falls in my lap. Beggars can't be choosers, and I'm halfway vagrant these days. My nice clothes don't fool me. AND GUESS WHAT?! I FOUND IT! THE UKRANIAN BROAD MUST HAVE KNOCKED IT ONTO THE CAR FLOOR LAST NIGHT! HELL YEAH! Not quite as miraculous as the last time, but I'll take it! I need to start trusting the world more. Not many snakes in my city, after all, I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted February 29, 2008 Author Share Posted February 29, 2008 I steal from drunk people all the time and most of the time people at bars are douchebags and I ENJOY stealing from douchebags so why not? you've never stolen anything? nah, playa! the bar is my second home. And I don't shit where I eat. Plus I don't really steal anymore. Except hearts. And meats from the grocery store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 fuck clothes im working on a house in the suburbs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted February 29, 2008 Author Share Posted February 29, 2008 What, no condo? When all the oil disappears, you gonna be doing the ol' commute in a horse drawn carriage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted February 29, 2008 Author Share Posted February 29, 2008 actually house is better because you can drive up, run in, get whatever the fuck it is you forgot and take a leak, and run back out with the car still running. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 So......What have you learned here? WHEN GOING TO THE BAR, LEAVE THE HOUSE WITH ONLY YOUR ID AND AS MUCH CASH AS YOU PLAN TO BOOZE UP WITH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Your slackin man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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