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Moyther Freakin' Fuck!!!

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Lost my job. Lost my wallet. Got it back. And then I lost it last night. The bar doesn't have it. Some snake just took me for about $400 cash. FUCKK!!!!!!!

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isnt this like the 8th thread about you losing your wallet this month?

 

sounds like time for one of these hombre

 

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Yeah, yeah, yeah...I need me some money. I don't carry cash, but that $400 I made in one hour off "hard freakin' work" is gone. My local pub isn't supposed to have snakes in it..

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Shit dude, bad news.

 

Now might not be the best time to give advice, but fuck it, you can't touch me;

 

TAKE BETTER CARE OF YOUR KIT IF YOU WANT TO KEEP IT!!!

 

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maaan you shouldn't be in the bar without a job anyway

 

edit: but yeah that sucks you lost your wallet duder

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maaan you shouldn't be in the bar without a job anyway

 

edit: but yeah that sucks you lost your wallet duder

 

 

gotta cure them i just lost my job blues man.

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The bar is the only place that feels me. I'm serious. And I made out with a really tall Ukrainian chick that I smashed a month or so ago. That would happen nowhere else with unemployed ass.

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What the fuck ever happened to robbing people? Why they gotta take that shit off the bar? WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT?

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sorry kid

these bottles of whiskey and slabs of steak ain't gonna pay for themselves.

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I steal from drunk people all the time

and most of the time people at bars are douchebags

and I ENJOY stealing from douchebags

so why not?

you've never stolen anything?

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$400 in an hour? while being at a bar?

you need a bigger customer base lil dude.

Dont even have to leave the apartment to make that.

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$400 in an hour? while being at a bar?

you need a bigger customer base lil dude.

Dont even have to leave the apartment to make that.

 

I take whatever falls in my lap. Beggars can't be choosers, and I'm halfway vagrant these days. My nice clothes don't fool me.

 

 

 

AND GUESS WHAT?! I FOUND IT! THE UKRANIAN BROAD MUST HAVE KNOCKED IT ONTO THE CAR FLOOR LAST NIGHT! HELL YEAH!

 

Not quite as miraculous as the last time, but I'll take it! I need to start trusting the world more. Not many snakes in my city, after all, I guess.

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I steal from drunk people all the time

and most of the time people at bars are douchebags

and I ENJOY stealing from douchebags

so why not?

you've never stolen anything?

 

nah, playa! the bar is my second home. And I don't shit where I eat.

 

Plus I don't really steal anymore. Except hearts. And meats from the grocery store.

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