SodaPopWario Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 true story one time i was in pittsburgh for a star wars convention and i guess bon jovi was playing a gig there that night and happened to be staying at the double tree hotel (as was i). anyways, it was in the middle of the night and i get a knok on my door and it was the man himself, JON BON JOVI! he wanted to borrow my ice bucket because he accidently puked in the one that was issued to his room. i said he could borrow it if he sucked my dick in the hallway while i wore my storm trooper helmet. no doubt he agreed and it was awesome. keep in mind this was like 2 am. i guess dude really wanted some ice. no homo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 no, homo. edit: right after i read the first thing about bon jovi i automatically decided to reply something about you sucking his dick or something of that nature, but then i realized you took care of the homo part for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 wario would disaprove Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 true story: one time i read a thread on 12oz called true stories for real....and i thought to myself.. FAIL! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poesia [ ] T Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 http://failblog.wordpress.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 [ATTACH]79465.vB[/ATTACH] FAIL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodaPopWario Posted January 30, 2008 Author Share Posted January 30, 2008 yeah im sorry guys. i dont know what came over me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blood Feast Island Man Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 3p1c ph4le Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poesia [ ] T Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 You tried thats half the battle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Admit it you rode his steal horse cuz you wanted it dead or alive. Also, the only reason you put on the storm trooper helmet is because you fugly and he didn't want to puke in the new ice bucket again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 yeah im sorry guys. i dont know what came over me... DUDE.... WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodaPopWario Posted January 30, 2008 Author Share Posted January 30, 2008 pittsburgh i said that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poesia [ ] T Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 true story one time i was in pittsburgh for a star wars convention and i guess bon jovi was playing a gig there that night and happened to be staying at the double tree hotel (as was i). anyways, it was in the middle of the night and i get a knok on my door and it was the man himself, JON BON JOVI! he wanted to borrow my ice bucket because he accidently puked in the one that was issued to his room. i said he could borrow it if he sucked my dick in the hallway while i wore my storm trooper helmet. no doubt he agreed and it was awesome. keep in mind this was like 2 am. i guess dude really wanted some ice. no homo? So your saying Bon Jovi The Rockstar stayed in a Double Tree Hotel? Im calling false on this one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodaPopWario Posted January 30, 2008 Author Share Posted January 30, 2008 his career is slowing down man. believe it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 I figured the Bon-Jovi-Blowjob-for-a-bukkit incident was something that took place years ago. Hes still suckin dick to this very day... how shameful. PS: was it good? nh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 dude are you serious? dont come back to the CH.0 plz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodaPopWario Posted January 30, 2008 Author Share Posted January 30, 2008 plz lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Bon Jovi's career isn't slowing down, he's on a sold out north american tour. Also Bon Jovi doesn't drink or do drugs so him being wasted and puking in ice buckets is lies. You need to clear up the story, you got head by some random drunk dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Bon Jovi's career isn't slowing down, he's on a sold out north american tour. Also Bon Jovi doesn't drink or do drugs so him being wasted and puking in ice buckets is lies. Plus he likes a finger in his ass just like I do when I masterbate to his album covers You need to clear up the story, you got head by some random drunk dude. Got 'em Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodaPopWario Posted January 30, 2008 Author Share Posted January 30, 2008 Bon Jovi's career isn't slowing down, he's on a sold out north american tour. Also Bon Jovi doesn't drink or do drugs so him being wasted and puking in ice buckets is lies. You need to clear up the story, you got head by some random drunk dude. no my story is straight. bon jovi sucked my balls for a bucket of ice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 no my story is straight. bon jovi sucked my balls for a bucket of ice. When did this happen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Bon Jovi-Dick-Bukkit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 "HEY YOU, CAN I SUCK YO DICK FOR SOME ICE" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 true story one time i was in pittsburgh for a star wars convention and i guess bon jovi was playing a gig there that night and happened to be staying at the double tree hotel (as was i). anyways, it was in the middle of the night and i get a knok on my door and it was the man himself, JON BON JOVI! he wanted to borrow my ice bucket because he accidently puked in the one that was issued to his room. i said he could borrow it if he sucked my dick in the hallway while i wore my storm trooper helmet. no doubt he agreed and it was awesome. keep in mind this was like 2 am. i guess dude really wanted some ice. no homo? PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN! /NH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 You want a pic of him blowing an 80's rockstar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 no. i was just sayin.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodaPopWario Posted January 30, 2008 Author Share Posted January 30, 2008 nah he blew me. hellllooooo!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Nope try again. Did you swallow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 you all fail I'm going to sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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