the.crooked Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 I got pulled over tonight doin 115 on the beltway. He asked why he should trust me. I said considering the fact that apparently he pulled up my name with a different social and an arrest record in Nebraska.... that he had no reason to trust me. He asked if I always wear red shirts. I said its one of a limited selection. He told me to slow down. thank you officer, you have a good night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 Re: Yes officer, I understand... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa6XrzASZCo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 Re: Yes officer, I understand... LUCKY.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 Re: Yes officer, I understand... And the moment i go past 79mph i get pulled. fuck the eastbay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 Re: Yes officer, I understand... I got pulled over tonight doin 115 on the beltway. He asked why he should trust me. I said considering the fact that apparently he pulled up my name with a different social and an arrest record in Nebraska.... that he had no reason to trust me. He asked if I always wear red shirts. I said its one of a limited selection. He told me to slow down. thank you officer, you have a good night. You're from Houston, right? I'll bet the same stupid ass nigga turns around and locks dudes up for painting legals. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted January 3, 2008 Author Share Posted January 3, 2008 Re: Yes officer, I understand... oh I'm sure. I'm also pretty sure the fact that I am white had to do with not getting a ticket. mehh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 Re: Yes officer, I understand... oh I'm sure. I'm also pretty sure the fact that I am white had to do with not getting a ticket. mehh. Well then Houston must be different than the rest of the country. Cause where I come from it's pretty much a equal opportunity police state. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 Re: Yes officer, I understand... DAO.. you in the north the south is a dif game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted January 3, 2008 Author Share Posted January 3, 2008 Re: Yes officer, I understand... ^^real talk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted January 3, 2008 Author Share Posted January 3, 2008 Re: Yes officer, I understand... This was also the end of probably the longest lucky streak in my life. I have been driving since my junior year of high school and this was the first time I have ever been pulled over. I drove without a license for two years when I first started, and have been speeding quite consistently for the last four. Oh well. It was a good run. I suppose a ticket is in order next time. Right as I took the curve before the toll station I fuckin knew I was gettin pulled over. Total premonition status. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 Re: Yes officer, I understand... You people in Texas seriously need to learn how to drive though for real. Not @ you Crooked in particular. Just in general. The majority of your state drives like retards on meth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 Re: Yes officer, I understand... And the moment i go past 79mph i get pulled. fuck the eastbay. where? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted January 3, 2008 Author Share Posted January 3, 2008 Re: Yes officer, I understand... You people in Texas seriously need to learn how to drive though for real. Not @ you Crooked in particular. Just in general. The majority of your state drives like retards on meth. This is how I feel about people from the north. ironic, no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 Re: Yes officer, I understand... This is how I feel about people from the north. ironic, no? People from Massachusetts, NYC, and Maryland drive like crackheads too. But what's with the whole talegating thing? Yall do that shit like it's a sport. Yall will litterally speed up to a niggas rear bumper and shit. What are you expecting to happen if that person has to hit the brakes? And what's with this thing about speeding up to block someone from changing lanes as soon as you see their turn signals? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 Re: Yes officer, I understand... that's how i feel about everybody who isn't me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted January 3, 2008 Author Share Posted January 3, 2008 Re: Yes officer, I understand... People from Massachusetts, NYC, and Maryland drive like crackheads too. But what's with the whole talegating thing? Yall do that shit like it's a sport. Yall will litterally speed up to a niggas rear bumper and shit. What are you expecting to happen if that person has to hit the brakes? And what's with this thing about speeding up to block someone from changing lanes as soon as you see their turn signals? i drive fast but i do not tailgate. or at least i try to get out of the way as fast as possible. i always use my signals though it is actually my pet peeve. i dont care how you drive. just tell me where you are gonna drive to. ya know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted January 3, 2008 Author Share Posted January 3, 2008 Re: Yes officer, I understand... people in the north do suck at driving though. particularly in mass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 Re: Yes officer, I understand... You people in Texas seriously need to learn how to drive though for real. Not @ you Crooked in particular. Just in general. The majority of your state drives like retards on meth. Its true. Well, I don't know about the meth part. But I drive an average of 90 everywhere I go and thats just keeping up with traffic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 Re: Yes officer, I understand... A lot of people give me the right away with my new whip and when I had my Caddy, so driving is usually pretty easy unless I am on 95 and homos want to cut in front of me. When I had my Intrepid it was a different story, motherfuckers would never give me the right away. All in all, there are shitty drivers everywhere, I don't think it is a geographical matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 Re: Yes officer, I understand... People from Massachusetts, NYC, and Maryland drive like crackheads too. But what's with the whole talegating thing? Yall do that shit like it's a sport. Yall will litterally speed up to a niggas rear bumper and shit. What are you expecting to happen if that person has to hit the brakes? And what's with this thing about speeding up to block someone from changing lanes as soon as you see their turn signals? WHAT? ok?? I'm from one of those 3 states and I live down south and these egg yokels drive me CRAAAZY they way they drive. Just about evertime I'm pulling out of a parking lot or a sidestreet I need to leave like 10 or so feet between me and them so when they don't pull they're slow ass out I pull up beside them mean muggin and just go........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 Re: Yes officer, I understand... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa6XrzASZCo Melrose = speed up and gtfo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 Re: Yes officer, I understand... I hated driving when i lived in Cali.Niggas out there cant drive.As for down here i dont mind driving i just hate sitting in traffic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted January 3, 2008 Author Share Posted January 3, 2008 Re: Yes officer, I understand... sittin in traffic is the worst. thats why it is nice to have a good sound system in one's car. only in commuter cities do people understand the importance of this fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 Re: Yes officer, I understand... when you learn to drive in a state thats known for bad drivers you can drive pretty much anywhere. except--i refuse to drive in NY. I hate the drivers bc they are rude, cutting people off must be a sport or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 Re: Yes officer, I understand... i just got back from chicago a day ago and man those people drive like fucking assholes... not saying where i'm from is any better but at least hear taxis dont cut me off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 Re: Yes officer, I understand... sittin in traffic is the worst. thats why it is nice to have a good sound system in one's car. only in commuter cities do people understand the importance of this fact. but it sucks when you blow out that sound system. then you have to put up with cracking static and no actual sound coming out of the speakers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Basegow Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 Re: Yes officer, I understand... LAST WEEK I GOT PULLED OVER FOR GOING 45 IN A 70 ZONE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 Re: Yes officer, I understand... THAS WEAK NIGGUH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 Re: Yes officer, I understand... houston cops arent that bad but once you get into galveston county thats when it gets shitty. its never a good time spending the night or week in galveston county Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I was born here Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 Re: Yes officer, I understand... No fine? My dad got pulled over for going 80, and got to pay 100$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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