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No PROPlem son...oh yeah, I got jokes...-_-

 

 

Christmas this year...

 

I GOT:

 

-Ihome

-Portable DVD player

-$40

-Some sweatpants

-Some pajama pants (dope)

-Some "The Grinch" boxers

-A book

-A fucking yuppie spacefoam pillow ($80!?!?!?!)

 

All these motherfuckers with gift certificates need to fuck off. I got like $140 in certs this year, like shit, I can't work right now and insurance is due...pay my bills!

 

Also, my grandpa sorta kinda changed the brakes on my car and a bunch of other shit that I NEEDED, so my Christmas is good.

 

My 8 year old cousin got one of these...

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I would have traded him my eighty dollar pillow for his thirty dollar nerf gun, holy shit, I remember back when I was his age, nerf guns were like this....

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...and they couldn't shoot over five feet...the one he had was hitting at 30 feet indoors! And it was like fucking with a real sniper rifle...the scope came off, you could break down the barrel to make it carbine length. They actually rifled the barrel...what the fuck? You loaded a clip...the gun itself was bolt action. A bipod....

 

Shit, the kid had a hard time getting it away from me. (Just one more shot!)

 

 

Fuck $40...thanks for the tank of gas, grandma!

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My parents bouyght me a buncha clothes, pots and pans for my crib, payed off some of my court fines, plus other shit I'm not sure about til tomorrow

 

My sisters both got me $20

 

My borhter got mew a buncha random funny shit from Spencers, anda $50 visa gift card

 

My best fgriend bought me a nic eas razor from sharper image

 

My best girl friend bought me a baliin ass watch

 

The girl is yet to get me antyhing, we're goin shoppin for some shit for me the day after christmas

 

We'll see what else tomorroe brngs for me..for now I'm extremely drunk and i'm oin to sleep

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