the.crooked Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Christmas standards... UGH. BaHumbug. God rest ye merry.. JESUS... shut up. Iiiiii'm dreeeaming of a whiiiite.... AAAHHHHHH Oh the weather outside is..... :::cocks gun::: Sleigh bells ring....:::Bang::: Beeellls will be riiiingin... :::a body slumps to the floor::: this is how i feel, every christmas /scroogeoner. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 i agree. plus i havent even started christmas shopping yet., FUCK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 no money=no shopping 2007 sucked balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted December 6, 2007 Author Share Posted December 6, 2007 ^ding ding. fams aint gettin no gifts this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fun Police Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 shop at ye olde dollar store and buy your family old spam and sardines. it's the thought that counts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 best believe im way too fucking depressed right now to deal with all this happy shit going on around me im going to go for a long walk with a can of dulux and take it out on some roller doors and walls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Christmas is dope in my book. My whole fam lives within a 3 mile radius of eachother. We will all meet up at my grandmoms and eattt fooood. My grandmom makes these things called "cheese balls" which is some crazy ass big ball of cheese and it got ham on it and shit you put it on crackers. And all the liquor will be flowing. And of course I'm wandering what I am getting. The only thing I am sure of is Navigation for my whip. My birthday is Monday, and it is pretty much the same as above minus all the food. Gimmie presents Gimmie presents Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 my birthday is wednesday my family is a 7 hour flight away my presents are coming in the mail i have to go to my exs place to pick them up im getting depressed reading my own damn points im getting into a rut this is fucked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tr808 Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 its overdrafting season! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 no money=no shopping true that...i might hit up the dollar store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 I got a mortgage now - so peeps ain't getting shit this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eliserx Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 I'm broke as well.. I know a few people are getting me shit so I'm going to feel bad for getting them nothing. But my birthday's comin up on the 22nd so I won't be feeling guilty for them gifts ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMF Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 no money=no shopping 2007 sucked balls you can say that again. fuck 2007, shittiest year ever. not really. but some shitty stuff happened this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smurfin' Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 bout to rack presents for everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 I have no money, either. I don't really celebrate Christmas, though. I'm not Christian- well, that's my name, but I'm not religious- amd my B-day is two days after Xmas. If people want to get me drunk for my B-day, I'm okay with that. And, yes. 2006 through 2007 have been a spectacular slump for me. But, I'm doing my best to keep my head up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted December 6, 2007 Author Share Posted December 6, 2007 I have a feeling the last two years were a slump for the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 i might get my dad a blu-ray player. they've dropped in price by like $500 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 im giving the gift of love. im broke too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 the rude asshole mother fucking customers i have to smile and help to make money. i wish i could spit in their faces when they give me attitude. good thing about xmas is that i get to see my mom and neice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted December 6, 2007 Author Share Posted December 6, 2007 I haven't the slightest about what to get my aunt. I am supposed to buy a gift for her only on my mom's side. They split up the gift giving between the adults. Fiftty dollar limit. maybe I'll just buy her a fat sack. After visiting her living in California for most of my life. I am sure she smokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ilove2paint4free Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Who needs money for Christmas cheer? Go to the nearest big city that has an outdoor ice rink. Take your video camera and film all the non skating idiots falling on their asses. It makes for great YouTube footage. Tell the guy you have it on tape and unless he gives you $5 bucks you will expose to the internet. You'll have some laughs and might make a few bucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted December 6, 2007 Author Share Posted December 6, 2007 somehow i think there are better holiday scams. but i do like the idea of going to the ice rink just to see people fall. that would be a nice family outing. "Look kids, see the uncoordinated retards fall on their asses..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EGG Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted December 6, 2007 Author Share Posted December 6, 2007 Thats the other reason I can't stand most holidays: Large concentrations of annoying children. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
womphead Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 feeling obligated to buy anyything always sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ilove2paint4free Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 agreed ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war terror Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 run dmc - xmas in hollis..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Future Droid Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 make something get crafty. you could record an R N B album or even make homemade mayo. why not throw together a cat magazine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted December 7, 2007 Author Share Posted December 7, 2007 cat magazine. good idea. /nosarcasm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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