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Christmas standards...

 

 

UGH.

 

BaHumbug.

 

God rest ye merry.. JESUS... shut up.

Iiiiii'm dreeeaming of a whiiiite.... AAAHHHHHH

Oh the weather outside is..... :::cocks gun:::

Sleigh bells ring....:::Bang:::

Beeellls will be riiiingin... :::a body slumps to the floor:::

 

this is how i feel, every christmas

 

 

 

/scroogeoner.

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best believe im way too fucking depressed right now to deal with all this happy shit going on around me

im going to go for a long walk with a can of dulux and take it out on some roller doors and walls

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Christmas is dope in my book.

 

My whole fam lives within a 3 mile radius of eachother. We will all meet up at my grandmoms and eattt fooood. My grandmom makes these things called "cheese balls" which is some crazy ass big ball of cheese and it got ham on it and shit you put it on crackers. And all the liquor will be flowing. And of course I'm wandering what I am getting. The only thing I am sure of is Navigation for my whip.

 

My birthday is Monday, and it is pretty much the same as above minus all the food.

 

Gimmie presents Gimmie presents

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my birthday is wednesday

my family is a 7 hour flight away

my presents are coming in the mail

i have to go to my exs place to pick them up

im getting depressed reading my own damn points

im getting into a rut

this is fucked

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I'm broke as well.. I know a few people are getting me shit so I'm going to feel bad for getting them nothing. But my birthday's comin up on the 22nd so I won't be feeling guilty for them gifts ;)

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no money=no shopping

2007 sucked balls

 

you can say that again.

fuck 2007, shittiest year ever. not really. but some shitty stuff happened this year.

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I have no money, either. I don't really celebrate Christmas, though. I'm not Christian- well, that's my name, but I'm not religious- amd my B-day is two days after Xmas.

 

If people want to get me drunk for my B-day, I'm okay with that.

 

And, yes. 2006 through 2007 have been a spectacular slump for me. But, I'm doing my best to keep my head up.

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the rude asshole mother fucking customers i have to smile and help to make money. i wish i could spit in their faces when they give me attitude.

 

good thing about xmas is that i get to see my mom and neice.

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I haven't the slightest about what to get my aunt.

 

I am supposed to buy a gift for her only on my mom's side.

 

They split up the gift giving between the adults.

 

Fiftty dollar limit.

 

maybe I'll just buy her a fat sack. After visiting her living in California for most of my life. I am sure she smokes.

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Who needs money for Christmas cheer?

 

Go to the nearest big city that has an outdoor ice rink. Take your video camera and film all the non skating idiots falling on their asses. It makes for great YouTube footage. Tell the guy you have it on tape and unless he gives you $5 bucks you will expose to the internet. You'll have some laughs and might make a few bucks.

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somehow i think there are better holiday scams.

 

 

but i do like the idea of going to the ice rink just to see people fall.

 

that would be a nice family outing.

 

 

"Look kids, see the uncoordinated retards fall on their asses..."

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