tipsycripsy420 Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 i use to have mags... now they are gone i miss them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LANDCLAM1 Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 awwwww. mags.i dream of them. and skyways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 I should go to bed. So I can wake up. And get my bike. I am going to ride until my legs don't work anymore tomorrow. Which might come back to bite me in the ass when I have to go on a field trip with a bunch of 5 year olds that are in love with me on Wed. I won't be able to escape their tiny hands. I miss my cat. I wish I could see him more often. I also wish pissdrunkwhat? would hurry up and move here. So we can start our super radical life as the most awesome roommates ever. We're going to have cat parties and drink beer around a bonfire in our backyard while we listen to Willie Nelson and have spa nights and give each other facials (not the sexy kind) and pedicures and we are going to get weeded and watch The Princess Bride. Man. Life is going to be sweet, bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 hey bloodfart face nice macho man savage mug thats all i was gunna props you but couldnt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 Thank you. I am a woman with a taste for the finer things in life. Really. I would surprise you guys with some of the shit I be about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 princess bride.... have you read the book? i went to school last year with mandy patinkin's (sp) son. good kid. rich, but understood how to use money to make him more awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 i still have a gt performer in my parents garage. i miss jumping curbs, and knocking over my neighbors trash cans. they used to call me dennis the menace. anyone know a good place to get a sling shot, haha. i dont have work today so maybe i'll spray some wd40 on the chain, and terrorize people in wicker park. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 Mandy Patinkin's brother writes for a newspaper in Providence. I've read his stuff a couple of times while visiting, and have always been struck by what a dickbag he comes across as. Mandy Patinkin, on the other hand, seems cool. Of course, this has nothing to do with anything. Also, I once read that William Goldman, the guy who wrote the Princess Bride, made it up over the course of several months as a bedtime story for his two daughters. His wife was telling him the whole time that he should write it down, but he never did. Then, when he finally decided to make a book out of it, he couldn't remember a lot of it and had to rely on his two little kids to recall how it went. Again, nothing and anything and all. It's late. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 you better stop talking about me being flakey!!! i didnt get some high falootin austin job for no reason!!! beer weeded metal faggyness. all you other mother fuckers can envy me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 oh, i just saw the post about our facials and fires.... fire facials and beerweed livin the highlifeatx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 I wasn't talking shit, not that I know. Stop being a baby. I was just saying you need to hurry up and move down. Because I am tired of sleeping on my mom's couch. And not having cat parties. I am inpatient. About everything. My friend that is selling me that bike is such a weed lord. I have to wait for him to wake up. Who knows when that will be. STONNEEERS!(shaking fist at sky) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 bloodfart its official. youre famous. i heard some kids at a gas station speaking on 12oz and heard about some hot 'punker' chick with a hood rich tat on her neck. blood fart=next big thing oner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 SHUT UP!! Man. That is gay, son. I am not punk. Or hot. Those kids must be dumbshits. Really though, I was thinking about all the guests who are always looking at 12oz. And wonder if the people who aren't members follow what is going on in here. I think too much about 12oz. I need somebody who does web design to make me a website. Where I can market myself. So when I finish these books and get them published, I will already have people lined up to buy them. So I can get rich. And buy moar catz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayersz Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 I'm writing in blood fart for president. Move over Hilary, dar be a new queen in town. Print this post nationwide and your in like flin. Plus, how awesome would it be to see our Prez ride'n in to Marine1 from da Whitehouse on her new BMX.....SWEET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ilove2paint4free Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 If you become famous can I be your whipping boy? ....and I don't care who does the whipping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 SHUT UP!! Man. That is gay, son. I am not punk. Or hot. Those kids must be dumbshits. Really though, I was thinking about all the guests who are always looking at 12oz. And wonder if the people who aren't members follow what is going on in here. I think too much about 12oz. I need somebody who does web design to make me a website. Where I can market myself. So when I finish these books and get them published, I will already have people lined up to buy them. So I can get rich. And buy moar catz. yeah i thought it was hilarious that they called you punk. i kinda loled when they said that. you could tell they had a sharpie magnum and bingo dabbers on them. and that they bought their slipknot shirts at hot topic. tey even asked me where i bought my 'tight ass' pants. i gave them a dirty look and told them to learn how to sew. faggots. but yeah so your like totally teh new it girl of the month. be proud bf, for there are young boys out there pleasuring themselves to the thought of you riding your gnared out bike over their testicles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 I know more about politics than people give me credit for. I watch Democracy NOW! errry day. Yep. With that said, I don't think I can even be President. Criminal background check won't pass. Among other things. People are too close-minded. They would never agree with my stances on various topics of interest. I don't know what being my whipping boy fully entails. If it means you fetch me pizza, make me weed brownies, and change the cats litter box..yes, you have a position. If it involves something that makes you feel sexy, then I am probably not really down for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 it doesnt matter if you make your own tight pants or not. you still look like your wearing girl's pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 yeah i thought it was hilarious that they called you punk. i kinda loled when they said that. you could tell they had a sharpie magnum and bingo dabbers on them. and that they bought their slipknot shirts at hot topic. tey even asked me where i bought my 'tight ass' pants. i gave them a dirty look and told them to learn how to sew. faggots. but yeah so your like totally teh new it girl of the month. be proud bf, for there are young boys out there pleasuring themselves to the thought of you riding your gnared out bike over their testicles. Slipknot shirts? Man. My fanbase is lame. Sorry dudes, I know you are reading this. But really. King Diamond>Deicide>Carcass>Grim Reaper>Manowar>thousands of other bands>Slipknot. Get down with the get down. I am metal. Thrash. Grind. Rock and roll. Country. Hipster. Hip hop. I was punk in my teenage years. Now I am old. And don't care too much about impressing anyone. I am the scene. Scene of one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ilove2paint4free Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 I know more about politics than people give me credit for. I watch Democracy NOW! errry day. Yep. With that said, I don't think I can even be President. Criminal background check won't pass. Among other things. People are too close-minded. They would never agree with my stances on various topics of interest. I don't know what being my whipping boy fully entails. If it means you fetch me pizza, make me weed brownies, and change the cats litter box..yes, you have a position. If it involves something that makes you feel sexy, then I am probably not really down for that. I'll start with the pizza and litter box and hope for more as learn to love me, or tolerate me...either way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 Everybody wants to be loved. Very few know what that means. I destroy dudes. Not intentionally. I am just like that. I hurt feelings. I enrage. I make people homicidal. Too much of a good thing makes dudes go insane. I am not really all that excellent. I am better than some. But there are many more out there that are just as radical, if not more, than I am. I can think of a few girls on here that fit that bill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 gulf coast grind core Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 yeah too much pikza makes me insanely full. oh and i dont wear skin tights btw. slim fit oner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
505boogie Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 is this a dating thread? bloodfart is mine so does that mean we fight over her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 e-street fight for bloodfart! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ilove2paint4free Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 I'm in!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
505boogie Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 loser fetches pizza and beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 and sparks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 toe cutter is lurking, lets turn this into an e-jump and beat the shit out of toecutter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
505boogie Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 or he can just get us the pizza beer and sparks and call it a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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