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I'm about to lay down some photos for you's dudes.

 

To let you see where I'm coming from.

 

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Loving malt liquor is gangster.

As are Andy Kaufman posters.

 

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DOOOOOOOM.

Taxi Driver.

gangster.

 

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Feeding goats in 70's track shorts=gangster.

 

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getting punched in the face by a dude=gangster.

 

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Black eyes are crucial.

These were two different times.

If you can't tell by the bruising being under different eyes.

You can see the scar above my eye from getting bit in the face by a dog.

I love that scar.

 

 

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something about this is terribly trashy.

Tejas.

 

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No Tell Motel romance is pretty gangster.

 

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Gummo reinactments are gangster.

Chair wrestling.

 

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This was a night I spent with you dudes.

Things got real messy that night.

Now I don't drink and internet.

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None of those photos are very recent, at all.

I mean, they are all within the last 4 or so years.

But I don't think any of them (save for possibly the Sparks one) are from the 2007.

 

Dudes punch me in the face all the time.

Well, not so much anymore.

 

That first one was on the 4th of July.

I started off the day by doing a rack and return at Wal Mart for $100 of booze.

We drank that.

I did something else for more booze.

We drank we drank we were drunk.

I guess I said something to my friend that he didn't like.

I was talking to someone else.

He tapped me on the shoulder, when I turned, he punched me in the face.

Then his girlfriend beat me with a broom stick.

 

I wasn't mad.

Shit happens.

Dude is dead now and I got mad e-fame.

So who cares if he sucker punched me when I was wasted.

 

The second black eye was from an ex.

I don't remember the whole situation.

I think I was drunk and telling him how I thought I looked cute with a black eye.

So he punched me in the face.

No hard feelings.

 

Faces were made to be punched on.

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damn, you be hanging around with the wrong "friends".

 

and you be dating some abusive roughnecks.

 

you need to hang out with some sensitive tevin campbell-ass niggas. or emos. they don't punch their girlfriends. you'd probably be the one dealing with domestic abuse charges after slapping them around.

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people tell me i smell like beans.

and peanut butter also.

 

Shut the fuck up. No way.

 

When I exercise I feel like I smell like peanut butter.

But I have a super sense of smell and nobody else smells it.

I've been told how crazy I am for smelling it my whole life.

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you have a round/oval face and protruding cheeks.

 

also, i think you have a latent s&m fetish, which manifests itself in the form of you making provacative statements that result in you getting punched in the face.

 

You could be correct.

Self-destruction is one of my hobbies.

I don't mind getting punched in the face.

My mom says it is because I have never had my ass beat severely.

She is wrong.

I have had my jaw broken, taken a 2X4 to the head, ribs broken, locked in the trunk of a car for days..things like that.

 

Sometimes I feel emotionally dead.

And as emo as it sounds, pain reminds me that I am alive.

That is why I enjoy my line of work.

Hard labor work in the yard makes me feel alive.

Muscle pain and aches.

It's better than feeling numb always.

 

< high tolerance for pain.

< not into BDSM

 

 

Why you want to call me out on my face shape and chipmunk cheeks.

After I posted up a photo of your favorite track shorts.

You cut me to the bone.

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Shut the fuck up. No way.

 

When I exercise I feel like I smell like peanut butter.

But I have a super sense of smell and nobody else smells it.

I've been told how crazy I am for smelling it my whole life.

 

back in high school i used to smell like amonia whenever i would sweat. i had a severe chemical imblalance though.

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back in high school i used to smell like amonia whenever i would sweat. i had a severe chemical imblalance though.

 

 

i dont outwardly smell like that but i smell it in my nose when i work out. crazy.

 

 

 

BF:

you knwo these dudes are all trying to holler one way or another right? be flattered

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I am also President and Founder of the Olde Fart Social Club.

Hating on youth culture is what we do.

 

I am old.

People think I look younger than I am.

Sometimes by ten years.

I take that as a compliment.

 

People think I act younger than I am.

Sometimes by ten years.

I take that as an insult.

 

 

One of my ex's said that people only think I am so great because they don't know me.

That if they did, they wouldn't love me so much.

I believe him.

 

Internet hollering is all the hollering I get.

 

Well, and teenage skater kids that see me on the bus.

And then buying cigarettes.

They get excited seeing me.

"HEY!! IT'S THAT GIRL FROM THE BUS!!! SHE'S REALLLLY CUTE!!"

Teenagers think I am cute when I am hungover and tired.

 

I am done with my romancing teenagers phase.

It has a nice run.

But in the end, I am just too much for teenage boys to wrap their minds around.

They don't get me.

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