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so instead of trying to hack her myspace ..casek i have set up a few accounts on the local online dating service

 

its been a rather funny two months since i started it...

 

best was the 4 dudes from madison that came to her house a 3 am ready for a good bukakke

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so instead of trying to hack her myspace ..casek i have set up a few accounts on the local online dating service

 

its been a rather funny two months since i started it...

 

best was the 4 dudes from madison that came to her house a 3 am ready for a good bukakke

 

sweet! did she call you and put the blame on?

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Human: taco salad

ALICE: Do you think a lot about the authorities?

Human: no

ALICE: Are you serious?

Human: no

ALICE: Are you serious?

Human: yes

ALICE: I can't believe it

Human: yes

ALICE: I can't believe it.

Human: i know

ALICE: How do you know it?

Human: i put my dick in your mouth?

ALICE: I haven't heard anything like that before: unknown person said he put his or her dick in your mouth.

Human: damn right

ALICE: Colloquial expression. I am glad we agree.

 

 

 

wow she is dead on just like a real girl

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Human: sexual chocolate is what the call me

ALICE: Are they exactly the same?

Human: no on nut is lower .

ALICE: What is the difference? What is it like on nut is lower.

Human: well sometimes when i jog it pops out of my underwear.

ALICE: Interesting. I haven't heard anything like that before: unknown person said he jog it pops out of his or her underwear.

 

Human: so wait.

ALICE: Far out. I'm waiting.

Human:..you arent a tranny?

ALICE: Give me an example of a tranny.

Human: can i have my money back?

ALICE: What for?

 

Human: ARE YOU GOING TO AT LEAST USE THAT DONKEY THATS IN THE HOTEL WITH US?

ALICE: That was my original intention.

Human: oh.

ALICE: Dude!

Human: ok

ALICE: Whoa.

Human: what?

ALICE: Are you surprised?

Human: what?

ALICE: Are you surprised?

Human: so you are a tranny!

ALICE: Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a tranny? Of course I am.

 

 

 

god.. i can amuse myself for minutes

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