Porcelain Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 i got smashed on today playing paintball for the 1st time.. bitches didnt even go easy.. going full auto on me and shit...by the ending games i was getting better.... and i know its that i suck cause i had the same type of gun like the guys i was playing with.... the compression was normal so i barley have any bruises but it still hurts hahaha... well if anyone else has any stories about bombing on people or getting destroyed in paintball.. just holla back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 my old chemistry teacher would challenge students to paintball gun fights.. dude was in his late 30's and even though i never went.. i heard he would shoot the fuck outta people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 ^^ cali and his teacher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 once i went to my friend's house, he pulls out a paint gun and starts shooting at all of us. the paintballs were frozen, they didn't explode, i couldn't move my whole torso for two days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceLeroy Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 take one to the dome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlando Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 once i went to my friend's house, he pulls out a paint gun and starts shooting at all of us. the paintballs were frozen, they didn't explode, i couldn't move my whole torso for two days. i hope you kicked his ass after you were dont being sore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted August 13, 2007 Author Share Posted August 13, 2007 yeah...one of my friends dad was there and due is like 45.. mother fucker was quick... yeah next weekend ima do the same shit..if u wanna see pics i can get some... but yeah shit sucked... and we did some one on ones... and i was still posted behind some wood boxes and shit.. but the strategy to that game is to keep moving caue u dont have to worry about anyone else...so i was posted and then the field was clear so i thought he was hiding like me.. next thing i know i feel paintballs hitting my ass and back and the backs of my arms (prolly like 10 shots) that was really painfull Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlando Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 porc got FUCKED UP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 ^^ cali and his teacher i guess id be the one with the bear skin purse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted August 13, 2007 Author Share Posted August 13, 2007 http://youtube.com/watch?v=jfcsCdZXxKc you guys have to see this.. i got one right to the mask too.. and the mask have slits in them.. so my face was yellow when i took the mask off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 paintball drive by http://youtube.com/watch?v=kA08ZhHaFb0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 I once played several games of paintball with a couple friends and one of their dads. He was a quick motherfucker...and also about the age as the dude p0rCelain played with. Fun stuff but welts for days... Perhaps even more embarrassing was the fact that there were a bunch of 11 or so year olds there that told me they played multiple times a week...because they handled most of us too... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlando Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 i guess id be the one with the bear skin purse? i was thinking the crazy white dude in a speedo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 no...id never wear THAT... green hats look ugly on me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlando Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 damn those dudes doing the drive by are cheeky fuckers that would hurt bad being hit in the head without protection Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 ^^yeah...that was in l.a. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted August 13, 2007 Author Share Posted August 13, 2007 damn that driveby shit was funny...shit had to fucking hurt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 I am currently owning people at paintball with this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 i keep myself in the cover and snipe bitches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted August 13, 2007 Author Share Posted August 13, 2007 i had this spyder mr2..and a fiber glass barell.. i dont know if thas good.. but yeah.. i got smashed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 ive always wanted to play this type of shit, but i never want to spend the money on that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted August 13, 2007 Author Share Posted August 13, 2007 yeah i know..my friend oke me up at 10 this morning ...he just said come on lets go.. i was passed out in my shoes and jeans already....so i just grabbed a sweatshirt and bounced....when we got in the car is when i knew that we were ganna go painball ans shit.. i wanted to change my clothes but i just said fuck it...we went to wal mart and he payed for like 5000 paintballs and we bounced to "FORT ORD"(you can find it youtube (under paintballs wars fort ord))and yeah.. he said when ever i want to roll with them i can always use that gun just need 30 bucks for 2500 paint balls... its pretty cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 I went paintballing with my dad and a bunch of teachers and his school, plus one of the teachers brought his two fine ass daughters. Out of the 12 of us playing, only two brought their own guns. The rental guns were shit....no barrel or anything so I wasnt aiming for shit. One round we were playing, my dad was running up the side of the field to shoot one of the girls, and I just turned the my left and.....it was like, Pah pah pah pah pah......I hit him square in the head like twice, and sinces he has his head shaved he had welts there for like, 3 days. No, Bruce1nr didnt get laid that night. v.v And ILB, dude, go buy like a $100 gun. Even if you only go out once you can still use it for other things...straight vamp people in the freight yard (yo) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xrebelheartsx Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 definitely thought this thread was gonna be about this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Kinkaid Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 The first paintball that ever hit me was right in the ass. It was a nice introduction to the game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 i played paint ball once - it was fun as fuck. some teenage types challenged us to a battle. they were all geeked out in gear and dope gunnage - we declined the battle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlando Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 :lol: aww Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 I shot my friend's girl point blank in the face one time and the paintball shattered against her mask and forced shrapnel into the air vents. she ripped her mask off and was her face was covered in goo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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