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what happened to all the jesus fans? i mean hockey. they're polishing the knob today!

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im guessing most of you are canadian? how is it feeling up there right now? pretty tense?

 

i hope anaheim takes it tonight because i have fucking rehersal dinner on friday and wont be able to watch game 6. at the same time it would be awesome if the senators rallied for a game 7. aside from the fun but silly US v. Canada aspect i couldnt give a shit who wins. carolina pooped the bed hard and took what passion i have for hockey along with it.

 

boogie prediction - evenly matched teams in game 4 means with prongers return and home ice tonight the ducks will take the cup. 5-3. fans will celebrate for 5 minutes and then realize they live in california and dont give a shit about hockey.

 

word.

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oh, and for bonus points, the 5th goal will be an empty net goal.

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I forgot hockey existed but having a home team like the bruins who wouldnt.

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fans will celebrate for 5 minutes and then realize they live in california and dont give a shit about hockey.

 

word.

 

Seriously nobody likes hockey here, not like they do in Boston or anywhere on the east coast for that matter. :(

 

I live in California but go Canada!

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Fuck hockey. Why the fuck would i dig a sport when i live in a state where it doesnt even fucking snow?

 

 

 

I used to go to hockey with my pops when I was like 8. When it was actually good. Fights all the time. OH SHIT!!! THE YEAR OF THE RAT AND SOMONE THROUGH A FUCKING REAL RAT ONTO THE ICE,I JUST REMEMBERED!

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a new sport needs to be invented.

 

not tampoline basketball.

not arena football.

 

something EXCITING.

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...like?....

 

GO OTTAWA

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something exciting? like the world cup?

 

 

seriously, i cant wait until this time 3 years from now. there is nothing better in all of sports.

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this should have been an actual sport...

 

baseketball.jpg

 

im sure it wouldnt have lasted... but it might be interesting to watch for a bit.

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i'm from up north. i fuckin hate ottawa.

i called anaheim in 6, but it looks like its 5...

 

oh yeah, fuck ottawa.

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Hockey isn't as big as football or rugby in my country. I remember playing it at school and getting the shit kicked out of my shins.

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Maybe if they aired the regular season games & playoffs on channels other than something in the 400's, y'know a channel that more than 12 people get, people might begin to care again.

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i agree 100%. the fact that the first two games of the finals are on rivals tells you there is a problem. i think the other main issue is the length of the season. network or major cable coverage, drop the season down to fewer games so that each one actually matters and youll be off on the right foot. i honestly think that at this point the only people who watch hockey are people who grew up playing, people who live/lived in a hockey town and canada. that doesnt amount to very much.

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yo. hockey fans are the stupidest fucking people ever.

 

i watch hockey before the puck drops for a couple of minutes just to laugh at gay fans.

 

dr. seuss hats and everything.

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yeah, because they are so much more ridiculous than other sports fans right?

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dont listen to me i hate hockey.

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i would much rather be a hockey fan than a basketball or baseball fan. seriously. those two sports are currently blowing so much dick i cant even listen to people talk about them, much less watch them.

 

fat rednecks and cry baby wanna be rappers. yeah. i want to be down with that big time.

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