Dakota

35-6? Shiiit, think I would be a little out of my depth here. I only play it every now and then for a laugh. CZ ftw.

That chick looks like she could be the sister of Amy Winehouse.

I would need some evidence before I believe that.

Oscar Wilde stole all my fucking quotes.

It's Cho time...

I'm so rolled up in bling like a chedda ghetto gangster I don't knead no dough, yo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4qoakKKunA Allow me to expound upon my thoughts. Upon witnessing such a fine specimen, I would like to sprint over to the jammy lady like a bandicoot on heat during prime mating season and ferociously pull down her silk panties at a rate fast enough to cause friction burns, which would be the last thing on her mind as I send her somersaulting in the air whilst I pound my chest a couple of hundred times before unleashing my gargantously gigantic glistening girth-rod for all to see, which enivitably by now is the size of a small skyscraper. In true George Zimmer style I would proceed to catch the unfortunate babe smack bam wallop right in her criminally wet cheeky cooch and after a 3 hour pounding session Rocky himself would be proud of I would eagerly spray a generous geyser of gravy flavoured baby juice at approximately five times the speed of sound, the resulting sonic boom propelling her into orbit at the combined speed of 15 nasa space rockets. In space, no-one can hear you scream. Unless, of course, you have been on the receiving end of my lethally lengthy luscious lancelot of sheer lampooning proportions in which case your orgasmic squeals of sexual satisfaction are audible to within a 5 light year radius, immeadiately causing the earth's population to bow their heads in recognition of such a staggeringly brilliant sexual act. Amen.

Re: *Correction: Paris Hilton back in jail again, this time serving her full term. :l The paris get out of jail card isn't as good as it looked. Stupid bitch, diiiiieeeeee. I would still pound her ass like it owed me money tho. <3

lolzlolzlolz... lolzz...zzzz.

you're the sucker expecting good grammar on an internet forum. All I did was point out the irony; you must be as sensitive as a little girl IRL.

Chill out dude, it was a joke. You have had 55 years to build a sense of humour and instead you've developed a nasty superiority complex. Way to go, grandpa.

Re: what happened to all the hockey fans? i mean jesus. they are polishing the cup to Hockey isn't as big as football or rugby in my country. I remember playing it at school and getting the shit kicked out of my shins.

And I knew someone was going to say that they knew someone was going to say that. :D

Re: butt fuck a pile of cold beets

It depends how it's being used. Camping with an awp takes little skill compared to rushing.

Grammar advice from a user called Some1, yo.

It's actually 616.

Re: Vegetarians, Take Notice! I like my chickens beheaded, sodomised and quartered before they're cooked. My diets good, just need moar sunlight otherwise gonna get owned by rickets.

Oldboy.

I will youtube them up.

I have shat out better logo designs than that after a curry.

Someone told me it took 400k to create wtf.

Hilton's new cell mate is Britney Spears; officials are hoping they will bore each other to death.