http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4qoakKKunA
Allow me to expound upon my thoughts. Upon witnessing such a fine specimen, I would like to sprint over to the jammy lady like a bandicoot on heat during prime mating season and ferociously pull down her silk panties at a rate fast enough to cause friction burns, which would be the last thing on her mind as I send her somersaulting in the air whilst I pound my chest a couple of hundred times before unleashing my gargantously gigantic glistening girth-rod for all to see, which enivitably by now is the size of a small skyscraper. In true George Zimmer style I would proceed to catch the unfortunate babe smack bam wallop right in her criminally wet cheeky cooch and after a 3 hour pounding session Rocky himself would be proud of I would eagerly spray a generous geyser of gravy flavoured baby juice at approximately five times the speed of sound, the resulting sonic boom propelling her into orbit at the combined speed of 15 nasa space rockets. In space, no-one can hear you scream. Unless, of course, you have been on the receiving end of my lethally lengthy luscious lancelot of sheer lampooning proportions in which case your orgasmic squeals of sexual satisfaction are audible to within a 5 light year radius, immeadiately causing the earth's population to bow their heads in recognition of such a staggeringly brilliant sexual act. Amen.