arse one Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 listen to the track DEAD BODY DISPOSAL by NECRO it has step by step details...good luck great song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 im way to big to hit a girl...shit just aint right..if they hit me it feels like a massage...ive done the arm grab shake thing though..my lady wanted to walk off downtown drunk not knowing where she was because she was "mad"..but i was driving drunk so i deserved it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arse one Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 about the hitting women thing, i never seriously hit a girl, i kicked my girl by accident once, and today i gave her a fat lip by accident, but she plays rough. never out of anger, that usualy leads to rough sex. this reminds me of pabs sayin how he man handled some woman, that had me laughing for a day straight. ayebee prolly knows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiliStCynical Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 we also came to an agreement that all relationship threads should include pictures... I agree. If anyone wants legitimate advice, they are required to post at least one picture of the person. (nudes preferred, but not required.) If you don't have any pics, or are too much of a pussy to post them (for fear that they might one day randomly stumble upon 12oz), then you should be required to recreate their likeness as best as possible in MS Paint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Miller Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 my only advice is "just say no" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 for whoever was talking about a girl being young. i direct you to these too short lyrics: "she looked kinda young but my nuts cant tell" and that is all that should be said about that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Blaze Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 you should be required to recreate their likeness as best as possible in MS Paint. yes. this is great.! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
louise2wease Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 idk, you guys say so much shit about chicks being teh bitch butttt... i know plenty of dudes who treat their girls like trash. i mean... guys can be just as bad as chicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arse one Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 we all know you a virgin who aint been stickin like a farmer angry at his poltry you choke your chicken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.coma Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 i know of a few broads in "relationships" like that. who's fault is it that they stay in fucked up ass situations? if they're dumb enough to stick around just cuz they think he'll "change" then fuck it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
louise2wease Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 eh... true. =/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 idk, you guys say so much shit about chicks being teh bitch butttt... i know plenty of dudes who treat their girls like trash. i mean... guys can be just as bad as chicks. Its prolly cause this forum is like 99% dudes. Im sure if it was mostly women, it would be the same kind of shit talking only vice versa. You're right though, guys and girls are about equal as far as being fucked up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
louise2wease Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 mmm i know. just thought i'd bring it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 what i cant seem to conquer is how you get to know a girl ie go out with them without spending money... doing the whole friend thing where they pay for their shit and you pay for yours. its not a date, yet it is just you two going out and enjoying each others company. i swear i have the worst luck when it comes to women sometimes. i either fuck them mad quick, or they want to have sex, that goes on for ahwile, then i get rid of them or vice a versa, cant stick with one for a long time for shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
louise2wease Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 i know how pathetic this is, trust me, i know... but this is the first thing i thought of when i read that post, YALL:: Artist/Band: Twain Shania Lyrics for Song: If You Wanna Touch Her, Ask! Lyrics for Album: Come On Over Let me let you in on a secret How to treat a woman right If you're lookin' for a place in her heart It ain't gonna happen overnight First you gotta learn to listen To understand her deepest thoughts She needs to know you can be friends Before she'll give you all she's got If you start from the heart You'll see love is gonna play its part If you wanna get to know her Really get inside her mind If you wanna move in closer Take it slow, yeah take your time You must start from the heart and then... If you wanna touch her Really wanna touch her If you wanna touch her, ask! A little physical attraction Romantic, old-fashioned charm And a lot of love and tenderness Is gonna get you into her arms Ya gotta start from the heart You'll see love is gonna play its part If you wanna get to know her Really get inside her mind If you wanna move in closer Take it slow, yeah take your time You must start from the heart and then... If you wanna touch her Really wanna touch her If you wanna touch her, ask! Let me let you in on a secret How to treat a woman right If you're lookin' for a place in her heart It ain't gonna No it ain't gonna happen If you wanna get to know her Really get inside her mind deep down If you wanna move in closer Take it slow, yeah take your time If you wanna get to know her Really get inside her mind If you wanna move in closer Take it slow, yeah take your time You must start from the heart Ya see love is gonna play its part And if you wanna touch her Really wanna touch her If you wanna touch her, ask! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 i almost yacked after reading only 2 lines of that song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.coma Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 i know how pathetic this is, trust me, i know... but this is the first thing i thought of when i read that post, YALL:: Artist/Band: Twain Shania Lyrics for Song: If You Wanna Touch Her, Ask! Lyrics for Album: Come On Over Let me let you in on a secret How to treat a woman right If you're lookin' for a place in her heart It ain't gonna happen overnight First you gotta learn to listen To understand her deepest thoughts She needs to know you can be friends Before she'll give you all she's got If you start from the heart You'll see love is gonna play its part If you wanna get to know her Really get inside her mind If you wanna move in closer Take it slow, yeah take your time You must start from the heart and then... If you wanna touch her Really wanna touch her If you wanna touch her, ask! A little physical attraction Romantic, old-fashioned charm And a lot of love and tenderness Is gonna get you into her arms Ya gotta start from the heart You'll see love is gonna play its part If you wanna get to know her Really get inside her mind If you wanna move in closer Take it slow, yeah take your time You must start from the heart and then... If you wanna touch her Really wanna touch her If you wanna touch her, ask! Let me let you in on a secret How to treat a woman right If you're lookin' for a place in her heart It ain't gonna No it ain't gonna happen If you wanna get to know her Really get inside her mind deep down If you wanna move in closer Take it slow, yeah take your time If you wanna get to know her Really get inside her mind If you wanna move in closer Take it slow, yeah take your time You must start from the heart Ya see love is gonna play its part And if you wanna touch her Really wanna touch her If you wanna touch her, ask! or you can try this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
louise2wease Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 i knowwwww... i wasn't implying that you should do anything along those ugly lines i was jsut saying, that's what i thought of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 me to. plus i dunno, girls are just so ass back wards. they say one thing, and do the opposite. ie they like assholes on the sly, like to be treated like shit, and like a dude they think they can fix up or whatever and they do like drama in their lives, so they can feel like theyre living or important or some shit.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 86 measures of game Artist:NECRO Some bitches are stupid I treat 'em like shit That's how u get one to eat a dick Never be sweet to a bitch Keep it sick, they like to get dissed, they like it rough Women are so fucked up in the head some like to get snuffed And they come back for more Cuz men are from mars and women are from venus That's why they like to suck penis Don't let them ever tell u different Women are just as horny as men They're just programmed inhibitions That's why catholic school girls are the biggest sluts Down to take it in their butts They're always lickin somebody's nuts And why not? That's why God made em Adam was kinda lonely so God took one of his ribs and created em Cuz before that Adam was fuckin animals That's why women like to get fucked like animals, it's only natural And don't get the wrong idea, don't think I hate bitches I love women, that's why my masturbating's religious I'm just statin facts that are down to take a smack And they'll break their back bending over for u if your things intact They say they're not into games, but those are the dames playin the most games The type that'll suck on a dick for cocaine They're actin like they're so tame, but before you met em they fucked 50 cats and can't remember no names Tell them right off of the bat I want u to suck on my sack and most likely they'll respect u and let u cum on their back Yo the more degrading I get the more these ladies get wet It's only busted bitches that can't take what I said But fuck busted bitches, they make my dick limp, they useless to a sick pimp like me who needs his gratification instant But one thing ugly bitches are good for, is being good friends that'll lend u money when you're poor So a shout out to the homely. and my deep condolosences cause honey for the rest of your life you'll be lonely. And I know some of u are saying "Necro ain't all that" But yo men don't even hafta look good as long as they rap Motherfuckers that are fat will have u on their lap, as long as he convinces u he's an emotional cat And if he's a cold person that got money most broke bitches will take the cock in their tummies, they're not dummies Money turns bitches on, once you're broke the bitch is gone Money'll have a bitch in a thong strippin to songs It'll have a bitch in a porn gettin shitted on I want so much money I could get any girl to sit on my shlong But I've been broke, for centuries And havn't had a problem yet getting a girl to bend to the knees I guess that's how u know u got game I could be broke and bummy and still get the same as a cat that got fame I know cats that trip, they're practically payin the bitch And they can't even play with her clit, cuz she's sayin some shit Portrayin like she's afraid of dick, cuz you're too stupid to realize she was created to lick She's playin u quick, she'll hold out on the pussy as long as possible times she can make u wait for it Cuz once she gives it up, u might diss the slut, and she's thinkin like business son, let me milk everything outta this shmuck She don't give a fuck, cuz most men are foul, down to fuck any girl in the bowels, we get around So we're looked at as bank accounts, or mounts, like a quarter pounder an ounce, but bitch my checks'll bounce Not sayin all women are like this, but yo I got no problem with it, I'll pay the price if u got the right tits I see nothin wrong with payin for a tight clit If I'm a pay for anything, I migtht as well pay to excite my dick I've paid for worse things, u should pay for something that'll last, like a french maid with a fat ass If I had mad cash I'd open up a whore house, honestly I had this bitch at my crib flauntin so I threw her out She wasn't suckin dick correct, the bitch is wreck, she shoulda known, when she hit the deck not to stop sucking till she ripped her neck After all I bought her a beer, and you'd think she'd be grateful enough Enable to stuff a cock in her mouth and make sure I'm takin care of before walkin in here But no, so I threw her out in the rain with no dough In the freezing cold, skis'll do what you're told, cuz once a slut gets old, you'll be payin me to suck my pole Cuz when a man gets old he blossoms, but when a women gets old she starts rotting There's not too many options, just plenty doctors, with operations and lotions Lipsosuction and face lifts are not seemless for old skin You can escape the minds, by taking some weight off your thighs It's a law of nature to die, you patronize death when you old bitches use a facial cream that says it age defies You companies are playing games with lives, that's why these 85 year old millionaires are taking wives that are 25 What's my point? You bitches better lick up, before corrosion eats your lips up, and ain't soft enough to dick suck, dick suck, dick suck.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
louise2wease Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 just some tidbits and thoughts... asshole guys are usually cuter. they are assholes because they are good looking so they know that they can get chicks just like dudes go for looks right along with personality so do chicks. if a chick is treated like shit and seems to like it doesn't mean she does. it's hard to notice that you're being treated like shit but it's easy to see other people getting treated like shit you just end up thinking that the asshole things he does by way of treating you like shit are his downfalls... if a chick was a bitch every once in a while but was super hot and really awesome other than that once in a while you'd still date her. same with dudes. if a chick finds a guy she can fix up knowing he will become just what she wants... then voila. ideal guy in the making, no? i'm not saying i condone any bitchy actions. just trying to explain a few things... i personally talk to maybe one chick about ferreal shit and three or four guys i mean, i agree with dudes more often than chicks and guys have more logic than chicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.coma Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 it's hard to notice that you're being treated like shit its called being naive. i got an idea. take everything that gives us advice about how to deal with the opposite sex (maxim, gq, cosmo etc) burn that shit and just be real with each other. :eek: this thread made me realize why some kids do ether Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted May 30, 2007 Author Share Posted May 30, 2007 More pics people!!!@!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
louise2wease Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 emoh fag, waste of life, reason why i don't trust people:: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 hahaha, i dont know whats worse, being an emo or being in love with an emo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 More pics people!!!@!! Here is a atripper from my 21st birthday. She got mad because after one person wrote on her, everyone swarmed her. I guess they thought she was dumpster. My friend wrote "busted and ugly" on her:lol: She was in the bathroom for like an hour trying to scrub off for her next gig. She was so mad she left her bra and panties. Should I date her? She said she loves me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.coma Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 is he trying to slit his wrists WITH SNOWFLAKES? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 throw this in the body bombing thread :]] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
louise2wease Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 i'm not sure. he took that after i stopped talking to him... you should all go fuck with him on the spazz... http://www.myspace.com/screaminrooftops and iloveboxcars... i'm well aware that my infatuation with this boy was pathetic. and stupid... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 his haircut deserves horrendous shit talking...i bet he gives the ladies mad oral satisfaction *or teh gays Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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