Harvey Wallbanger Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 Kids say the darndest things. Some of the other ones in the link are hilarious. What the hell is scribble-scrabble, anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 "You don't die but your body dies." :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 remember the show kids say the darndest things....the one with bill cosby...not the original from the 50's...anyways...that show was awesome..... also.....it sucks that most of these little kids have better handwriting than i do! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 Bloodfart should know about this one: You go to heaven. All the kitties are up in heaven.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 also.....it sucks that most of these little kids have better handwriting than i do! There's like two people at the most that wrote all of them. Probably because preschoolers can't write. Which leads me to believe that they weren't the exact words of the preschoolers. Still funny though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SADDAM HUSSEIN Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 "If they can't walk, they get a wheelchair. " "Heaven is a place where all animals go. People's heaven is under ground. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 There's like two people at the most that wrote all of them. Probably because preschoolers can't write. Which leads me to believe that they weren't the exact words of the preschoolers. Still funny though. yeah....youre right...i remember learning how to write in kindergarden.... when i was 5, they were teaching us how to write numbers...there was a bowl full of chalk dust and we'd all sit in a small circle....write the letter out...and pass it to the next person...then theyd shake it so it was gone and redo it again.....everyday we learned a new number starting from zero.... 5 was my favorite number cause the teacher would say "and at the end, put the hat on top" (for the top line of the number five) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*42 Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 I could read and write when I was three. But those notes were written by teachers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 I could read and write when I was three. damn....i didnt even start preschool till i was 4. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted May 13, 2007 Author Share Posted May 13, 2007 The kids definitely didn't write those, but it's probably their exact words. With that kind of assignment, the kids usually draw the picture, and then they tell the teacher what they want it to say at the bottom. Like stuff about having scribble scrabble on their faces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
"inkie" Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 Scribble scrabble is veins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 I could read and write when I was three. Am I the only one calling bullshit on this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downsouthjnkin Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 lol.... scribble scrabble,,, what the fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentByDesign Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 yall never heard scribble scrabble? i guess its like scribbling but in excess..like when a 2 year old draws a big huge picture and you can't tell what the fuck anything is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 scribble scrabble is the equivalent of tag banging Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 "you dont die...but your body dies." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 also.....it sucks that most of these little kids have better handwriting than i do! cmon. how could you think they wrote that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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