El Mamerro Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 Alright, this is very simple. If you point out into the yard, can you create a pee parabola that's higher than your head level? No limbo leaning back allowed. Just straight up pee, point your dick upwards, and try to create an arch that's higher than your head. Can you rock it? I got $50 resting on this, so your input is very much appreciated. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Kinkaid Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 No way. Unless you've been doing your kegel's for like, 10 years. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 Confirmed. Sometimes when I'm camping and waking up with morning wood I can get a super arch-easily over the tent. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 i've seen dudes piss way above their heads. but i couldn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 a couple ways you can go about this... 1. squeeze the head of your junk to create pressure then thrust those muscles you use to push the pee out at the same time..(timing of the muscle push and the pressure applied to head is critical) 2. drink about 4 beers real quick and just wait til you JUST CANT HOLD IT ANY ANY LONGER!!!, then blast off...(this creates a natural pressure) 3. try a combo of 1&2 good luck! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dudebra1 Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 ^^ I agree. It's all about whether you REALLY REALLY have to piss, or you're just taking a leak. I think if you hold it for long enough then you force it you can definitely reach higher than your head. Edit: It's all about the angle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted April 28, 2007 Author Share Posted April 28, 2007 Tents are usually under head level. I don't know, I'm very skeptical about this, whenever you have to pee real bad, go outside and try to clear head level. Report if you are succesful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 Depends how much I drink... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 (this creates a natural pressure.) Also a natural pleasure, breaking a beer seal can be euphoric Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 I went outside and tried just now and I just don't think it's feasable... maybe I have weak pumps in my old age, I'll get my nephews to try it in the morning. Their house is all about peeing in the yard. *on the plus side, when I readjusted my aim I think I went over 15 feet in length but I could only get the stream up to about eye level. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 yea^^ i agree..a good well deserved piss can be better than an orgasm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven.13 Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 Uh.........no. But I like to sing while I pee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*42 Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 I think it's possible under certain circumstances. Your dick would have to be a bit hard, so you could get some more pressure. Also you might have to put your thumb over the pee hole and build up a little pressure first, but yeah I think it's possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 What is this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 I'll let you guys in on something I just proved to myself... if you're mostly done peeing and you're in the 'shake/squirt' stage and the you kinda pinch/scratch your nuggets you can definately unleash in a furious way all over the handle and the side of the toilet (plus the wall a little bit ((what? windex?)))... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*42 Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 I'm just saying, a few drunken times, I've thumbed my pee hole. And shot pretty fucking far, just to see how far it could go. I think it could of went over a head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven.13 Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 Fascinating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*42 Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 I'm going to pee on your face tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 is that a threat or a promise? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 I know what you can do to win the bet, when you awake in the morning with the morning wood, dont get out of bed, just piss straight as you are lying down, then you could easily get it over your head. There wasn't any restriction that mentioned you had to be standing, so I don't see why getting some piss on your bed isn't worth $50. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cellphone Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 i've seen dudes piss way above their heads. but i couldn't. so you like watchin dudes pee? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 When I was in work release there was this guy we called 'cellphone'... he had his own business so like one second after check in he was on the horn telling his folks how to run the joint... it did ok for a while but one day (right at the end of his term) one of his employees burned down his entire shop... I don't know that he actually knew we called him that, 'cellphone' i mean, he was mostly on the phone or fixing the weedeaters/chainsaws because he was a small engine mechanic by trade... still... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 so you like watchin dudes pee? lolzors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EGG Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 back at school time the game was to pee the higher in the bathroom i knew a dude who could reach the roof.... just to piss off the cleaner... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 pissed in the yard cleared head height combination of 5 beers, waiting till it felt like i would piss out my ears and the push of my pee muscles i was impressed, my friends were impressed, my girlfriend was impressed my neighbours werent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 The worst thing about living in the city is that I can't pee outside as often as I'd like. I'd really like to go try and pee head-high right now. When I'm visiting friends in the suburbs, or out in the country, I pretty much never piss in a toilet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LICKERISH Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 Years ago I could probably pull this off, but since the widening of my piss stream via kidney stones, I don't think its possible. I can however, piss really fast. One time when I was a kid we went for a drive to some mountain. My folks pulled over so my pops, myself, and big brother could take pees. They went down the hill quite a ways, and I was young, lazy and had to pee so bad that I walked just over the guard rail a few feet and fired away. I cleared their heads, and they were somewhat amazed, yet not very thrilled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodKlot Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 I got pee in my eye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BloodKlot Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 Penis Weight Hanging Hanging 101 + Sample Routine Post #1 1. This can not be emphasized enough -- pain is BAD!!! If it's anything beyond a dull burn, you're doing something wrong. 2. Never hang erect or partially erect! 3. Before hanging, remember to warm-up the area with a hot rice sock, heating pad or hot towel. 4. Limit sets to 20 minutes, followed by a 10 minute break and at least a couple of minutes of light jelqing to restore circulation. 5. Pay close attention to the color/temperature of your glans. Dark/cold=bad. 6. Remember to squeeze the blood from the glans while you're attaching your hanger. 7. Start your Thera-Band/swimcap material back a quarter of an inch from the beginning of your cotton wrap. 8. Retighten hanger after weight is applied. 9. Hanging is not a weight lifting competition. Too much, too soon will do more to slow down your overall gains than too little will. Start with a pound or two and move up very, very gradually, adding a pound or two after each week of hanging. Below is a copy of ledzep's beginning hanging record as an example. Month 1 -- 5 pounds -- 5 days per week -- 45 minutes per day Month 2 -- 7 pounds -- 5 days per week -- 45 minutes per day Month 3 -- 10 pounds -- 5 days per week -- 60 minutes per day Month 4 -- 12.5/15 pounds - 5/6 days per week -- 60 minutes per day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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