beardo Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Re: im caulking the shit out of my new apartment thank you for starting to drink again. we can hang out now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted April 3, 2007 Author Share Posted April 3, 2007 Re: im caulking the shit out of my new apartment dont have flics of exact one, and im not breaking out the camera tonight. same style as this, but different decorations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted April 3, 2007 Author Share Posted April 3, 2007 Re: im caulking the shit out of my new apartment i dont know why you're being a fag and not coming out for the wedding. we could drink like fish. you fucked up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeMySelf Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Re: im caulking the shit out of my new apartment I HEART THE CAULK TOO.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted April 3, 2007 Author Share Posted April 3, 2007 Re: im caulking the shit out of my new apartment i wore almost exact same shorts today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Re: im caulking the shit out of my new apartment say it abracadabra Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Re: im caulking the shit out of my new apartment the faggot ass emo kid who lived in my apartment before me painted pubes onto the wall in hella cutty spots in my room, then he moved just down the hall so i throw away all his mail that is still sent to the pad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Re: im caulking the shit out of my new apartment fuck caulking heinekin? "PABST BLUUUUE RIBBON" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Re: im caulking the shit out of my new apartment its threads like this i come back for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J B Suspecto Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Re: im caulking the shit out of my new apartment i bought a 150 year old tibetan monks desk yesterday. About bloody time mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 caulk smells strong as fuck though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted April 3, 2007 Author Share Posted April 3, 2007 not my caulk, it smells like roses. today i think i might get some paint and repaint the kitchen. mad domestic, son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUMPKIN ESCOBAR Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 yeah I actually bought that new bloc party a few back. Really good cd. Esp tracks 3 and 4. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 caulk whore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted April 3, 2007 Author Share Posted April 3, 2007 whatever, caulk slave. did some more caulking today. listening to death from above and it's getting me PUMPED. about to do some painting. hopefully regular latex will cover water stains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Blazzed Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 make sure the stain is fully dry.If it isnt dry it will stain through latex with no problem.Usually exterior paints or ceiling pants will cover it best.You might need to coats.if all else fails just cover it in some chalk and pour some tussin' on it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 i wish i had the internet turned on at my new house, i could have been drunk typing all night talking about caulks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 whatever, caulk slave. did some more caulking today. listening to death from above and it's getting me PUMPED. about to do some painting. hopefully regular latex will cover water stains. this usually does the job as an undercoat but you probably already knew that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepthebeard Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 ...my caulk ran dry, i'm using the pink expandable shit nowadays...fills the holes like no tomorrow... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted April 3, 2007 Author Share Posted April 3, 2007 cut my finger in a freak caulk accident (i was stroking it, after i laid it down) so thats slowing my progress. the paint i was trying to use was indeed as mentioned (and as feared) woefully under equipped for these water stains, so it looks as if i painted some areas tan. gay. now i need to figure out how to get to home depot so i can get some more diesel paint. i think i might have to break out the heineken and toaster strudel. how is it only noon? life is fucking weird when you wake up early. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 I have been thinking about caulking my tub. Just so I don't have to ask the maintenance men to do it. They are all shady. And I think one of them broke in and took all my downstairs neighbor's weed. I think it was the one who appears to be an AIDS victim, with a dream catcher tattoo on his leg. He isn't to be trusted. I had a dream last night with you in it. Nothing scandalous. Actually, quite dorky. I don't want to get into it right now. But it was about me and you and Myspace. Nerd City. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Yo, I remember when I was like 5 and I found the caulk gun in my basement. I slammed a tube of caulk in that bitch and ran around on some special forces shit...rollin around on the floor and shit screamin "bang bang...braaap brapp...........phew phew" And then I found out how to open it...and thats when the trouble started. The VCR no longer took tapes after it took caulk.....and much more... Oh yes, Caulk Gun Bangin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted April 3, 2007 Author Share Posted April 3, 2007 im out of caulk. i need more. I NEED MORE FUCKING CAULK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 waking up early and going to home depot go hand in hand in my world. nothing manlier than walking into home depot at like 10am and looking at door hinges and thermostats and shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepthebeard Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 ...my caulk went hard and doesn't work properly anymore... ...I too need more caulk... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted April 3, 2007 Author Share Posted April 3, 2007 i live in an old plantation style house. its huge, with a wrap around porch and all that. at somepoint it was broken up into 7 apartments. currently only 4 are occupied. the other 3 people who live here are fucking morons. the 'building supervisor', if thats what you want to call her, is a disgusting fucking pig of a woman who lets her cats shit all over her apartment, plays her tv loud as fuck all night, and doesnt do a fucking thing for the house. theres a common laundry room that we all share. general decency would suggest that when you use up all your laundry detergent (which everyone seems to keep on a shelf in the room) that youd throw it out. and by 'throw it out' i dont mean throw it on the floor next to the already overflowing garbage can next to the washer. oh yeah, hey building supervisor, throw the fucking garbage away you lazy bitch. you should also throw away those bud light cans that have been sitting in front of your front door for 2 weeks. but what do i know. sorry, i've been having anger issues lately. hopefully the toaser strudel im eating will calm me down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 pics of the clawfoot bath tub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted April 3, 2007 Author Share Posted April 3, 2007 actually, you want the caulk to be hard, you just gotta make sure you get it in the holes first. hard caulk and no holes is a definite problem. one that has been plauging our armed forces for centuries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepthebeard Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 ...dude, you been slow cooking that strudel for like 2 hours now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted April 3, 2007 Author Share Posted April 3, 2007 you think i only eat one toaster strudel a day? nigga, i catch re-ups on the regular. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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