seeking Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 im bored and drunk so i decided to caulk some cracks around shit in my new apartment, cause my landlord is a fucking lazy bitch and doesnt do shit but say 'no' when i ask to fix shit and take it off my rent. anyway, i ran around caulking shit but then i used up my tube of caulk and i dont want to break oen a fresh one cause theres not that much caulking left to be done, so im walking round looking for shit like....hmmmmm, do you think that could use some caulk? im fucking looking for excuses to caulk some shit. i also just signed up for a lastfm account cause people have been telling me for months that id like it. i dont like it. i fucking hate it. the internet is fucking gay. it always wants to make a community out of everthing. gay ass community. the internet doesnt do shit but find things for me to buy off ebay and annoy me. the shit i buy off ebay even annoys me. the last thing i got was a 100 year old tibetan thangka (painting). i was annoyed cause i had to pay $40 for shipping. its 54" long and comes from tibet, but i expect it to be like $7 or something. fuck ebay. fuck my unrealistic expectations and once again, fuck online communities. big ups to m friend jeanine that i went to high school and have recently become friends with again. she's fucking awaeome. also big ups to bloc party. if you were to find my lastfm page, youd find that im listening to nothing but blc party tonight. fucking yeah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Re: im caulking the shit out of my new apartment you know what season premier is tomorrow night right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Re: im caulking the shit out of my new apartment caulk is good. keeps the ants and roaches out. keeps water and shit from seeping in spots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted April 3, 2007 Author Share Posted April 3, 2007 Re: im caulking the shit out of my new apartment yeah dude, and i need to find out if my apartment still has cable. the fat girl who used to float cable for the whole fucking building just moved out, and i know she cancleed her shit. it might still work, i gotta pull more fucking manurvers and see if its still popping. i also need to re-wire my new place if it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Re: im caulking the shit out of my new apartment i used to have a lastfm thing. but people kept trying to say shit to me and i was like.. dude, im just using you idiots to find more music. but they wouldnt stop talking to me. so in a way, i agree with you. except i enjoy cocking more than caulking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Re: im caulking the shit out of my new apartment I downloaded that last bloc party album, was nyah! But you should have seen the cracks at my last place, mother fucker was built too close to train tracks apparently and had these like half inch thick cracks thru the whole wall. Shit was bananas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted April 3, 2007 Author Share Posted April 3, 2007 Re: im caulking the shit out of my new apartment thank you for sharing the magic of caulk with everyone. you know what else it does? it fucking seals cracks. its so easy a child could use it. PRO CAULK '07/'08 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TresOne Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Re: im caulking the shit out of my new apartment Snap, that's tomorrow night?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted April 3, 2007 Author Share Posted April 3, 2007 Re: im caulking the shit out of my new apartment yeah nigs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Of Hell Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Re: im caulking the shit out of my new apartment i mean dude, you can open the new tube. its not really going to go bad, just stick a nail in the hole when your done, just incase new caulking emergencies arise as they undoubtedly will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Re: im caulking the shit out of my new apartment this apple is too big to bite into. someone hand me a knife. or some caulk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted April 3, 2007 Author Share Posted April 3, 2007 Re: im caulking the shit out of my new apartment yeah dude, im d, but i dont know. i dont wanna go ape shit and cault everything. or maybe i do. i dont know. i bought a 150 year old tibetan monks desk yesterday. im so fucking irrational. ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted April 3, 2007 Author Share Posted April 3, 2007 Re: im caulking the shit out of my new apartment cat face wants to be caulk face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Re: im caulking the shit out of my new apartment i like to stick my caulk in between the crack and fill it with my fluid, and then pull my tube out when done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted April 3, 2007 Author Share Posted April 3, 2007 Re: im caulking the shit out of my new apartment oh, and guess what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Re: im caulking the shit out of my new apartment my caulk is huge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Re: im caulking the shit out of my new apartment cat face wants to be caulk face. i would request a name change, but i'm too sad at the moment because i just accidentally ripped my nose stud outta my nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted April 3, 2007 Author Share Posted April 3, 2007 Re: im caulking the shit out of my new apartment IM MAKING TOASTER STRUDEL YOU FUCKING HOMOS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Re: im caulking the shit out of my new apartment you know what else is awesome that comes in caulk tubes? silicon sealant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Re: im caulking the shit out of my new apartment hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Re: im caulking the shit out of my new apartment i'm having a problem with muscle spasms on the side of my leg so it always feels like my phone is vibrating. weak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Re: im caulking the shit out of my new apartment can't you freeze caulk for long periods of time? you know whats waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better then caulk? that 407 or 403 glue we use to build retaining walls! shits the best...you could glue a small car to the pavement:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted April 3, 2007 Author Share Posted April 3, 2007 Re: im caulking the shit out of my new apartment fuck yall and your fancy caulks. im old school. silicone 4 life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Re: im caulking the shit out of my new apartment the shit i'm talking about also comes in like a tape, it looks tire repair glue. Set the brick on it, level, one hit it with a malet shits set for life.........dont a be a faggot and try something new faggot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted April 3, 2007 Author Share Posted April 3, 2007 Re: im caulking the shit out of my new apartment as soon as i need to glue a small car to the street, ill peep your shit. in the meantime im filling small cracks in the walls and moldings. my caulk costs 1.28, pretty sure you're mega-awesome super glue is mucho dinero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Re: im caulking the shit out of my new apartment hahaha. on a roll in this thread seeking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Re: im caulking the shit out of my new apartment i'm really impressed that caulk comes in a large variety of colors at my local home depot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Re: im caulking the shit out of my new apartment this is the best thread ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted April 3, 2007 Author Share Posted April 3, 2007 Re: im caulking the shit out of my new apartment it feels like someone slipped crystal meth into my heineken. i cant relax to save my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Re: im caulking the shit out of my new apartment i bought a 150 year old tibetan monks desk yesterday. im so fucking irrational. ha. Flicks please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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