i11igul Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 alright you drunks probably don't remember me but i promised pictures of my new appartment probably a month ago or more and i just now got internet access so they will be comming soon. im shitty off of canadian mist right now which is a damn good substitute for crown royal so everything is really really good. hope everyone is okay... cheers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Last night since my brother was in town I went out with him and a buncha his friends After the club I ended up beating up one of his boys...this is not the first time I've done this, so he's kinda pissed at me haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentByDesign Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 I think I quit man, I'm shitting out blood mixed with poo right now and I got these hemorrhoids on my asshole that are bleeding, they leave little traces of blood on the toilet paper and burn like a motherfucker. I gotta goto work in fucking like 45 minutes and I can't call out again or I'll get fired. Fuck you beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 I'm goin to work in 24 minutes, but first I'm definately hitting up McDonalds breakfast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Fuck man...I just realized my fresh ass pink polo is dirty as fuck, I think from when my brother pulled me off his boy and threw me on the ground Quote of the night, "AB, YOU CAN'T KEEP BEATIN UP MY FUCKIN BOYS....THEY DON'T REALLY LIKE GETTIN FUCKED UP BY A KID 10 YEARS YOUNGER THAN THEM" haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 if you were my little brother i would beat the fuck out of you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 You could try....my older brother could beat the fuck outta me, and has multiple times, but he's a monster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 you wear pink polos? jesus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 I own one, and busted it out last night to go to this spot...let's just say it's definately the kinda bar where bitches would be lovin the dude in the pink polo? Don't really know how else to explain it And I got no problem rocking a pink polo/button up...tee's are a completely diff story, no Camron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 haha i know all about those kind of places too bad all those womens are complete bitches ive popped my bigger brother before for fighting with my friends given he's only 6'2 and ive got a few inches on him still he tries Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum OPiss Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 you are fucking tall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentByDesign Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 I own one, and busted it out last night to go to this spot...let's just say it's definately the kinda bar where bitches would be lovin the dude in the pink polo? Don't really know how else to explain it And I got no problem rocking a pink polo/button up...tee's are a completely diff story, no Camron. When I was in school these faggots would wear pink polos and purple ones with popped collars it was hilarious. I fucks with Coogi polos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 yeah i am on the tall side 6'6 lsat time i checked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 im about the same height...i think my size helps my tolerance....i can drink major amounts...im going to go drink by myself tonight im tired of going out with my lady and all her friends...and all my friends are dead...so its just me and the king tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 we need to have our proper name restored this new thread title is dog shit..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentByDesign Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 Whoever changed it is SxE brah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 At an "off-site" meeting today, we heard status reports from various department heads and ate catered poo. This was easily the most boring shit I did this week. That lasted about an hour and a half then we then went to bowl elsewhere as part of the "meeting." My group all started drinking right off the bat at like 1pm while the other squares all played sober. We were the last ones playing and we were pretty drunk by about 3 in the afternoon. Then, the VP and about 4 of us left and he broke out the corporate card and bought us all real food and drinks for 3 or so more hours. That was a good day at work. Drink of the moment: Grapefruit Margarita Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 14, 2007 Author Share Posted July 14, 2007 I went to come on here as I got home last night, but the computer was being gay after it got a virus from photoshop, but I got extremely hammered last night. Hit up the casino, and it was fuckign packed, I have never seen that much traffic on Perth streets as I did last night. Lucky my mate was driving, and I had a couple of beers to sink prior to going in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 Drink of the moment: Grapefruit Margarita Whoa... Wait up here.. I love me some margarita's, but have never heard of a Grapefruit one before.. I must hunt down this delicious sounding libation... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 you went to burswood? i got rip snortingly drunksicles with some friedns then played hide the sausage with the mrs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 then played hide the sausage with the mrs What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 great party game involves a stick of salami and various hiding places ask your nearest gay friend about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 No... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaise Pascal Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 drunkn masssa http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmoaaCa83pU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 I got in a drunken brawl tonight. Now that in itself is no big surprise, except I broke a bat on the kid, which was pretty funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 14, 2007 Author Share Posted July 14, 2007 Hahaha! Ayebee, how are you not in prison? Seriously? Yeah went to Burswood last night, spur of the moment thing (ie I was drunk and bored at home so decided to go out). It was fuckign packed, like I have never seen it before, and I got rather roasted. Caught up with a guy I hadn't seen in 5 years, which was pretty cool, but damn there are some ho's in that place!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 15, 2007 Author Share Posted July 15, 2007 Ended up going out to Ambar last night, and got rather fucked up. A mixture of Corona, vodka, tequila, and white wine when I got home fucked me up pretty bad. It was the wine that did me in though, for some reason it really tipped me over the edge.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum OPiss Posted July 15, 2007 Share Posted July 15, 2007 So I went from drinking stoli vodka tonics to drinking straight popov brand vodka straight. What a down point. But lets play a game of ask magnum anything and I will answer truthfully.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 15, 2007 Author Share Posted July 15, 2007 So what happened with your woman drama?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum OPiss Posted July 15, 2007 Share Posted July 15, 2007 Still not decided. She wants to be with me but not at the same stime. It's fucking frustrating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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