LIVERWURST* Posted April 14, 2007 Share Posted April 14, 2007 Re: TEAM ALCO Being drunk and playing that game guitar hero is an absolute struggle, I played it at a party a few weeks ago and started the evening beating all the other new people. By the end, after the bar, I was incapable of responding to the easiest queues. But my story is more interesting... The bar that evening: I got a skinny 90 lb girl to come to the bathroom with me to give me a blow job and do coke just to prove it could be done - that is what I told her we would be doing. She was my girlfriends sisters friend, and my homie who bartends at the bar had been saying this girl was bad news for my girls sister. So I decided, being the charming attractive person that I am, to test out if he was just over reacting. After she came in the bathroom and started acting like she was ready I was like "stay here, I think I left my drink..." She stayed in the mens bathroom for a few minutes than came to the table where I'm drinking asking what happened. Sad thing is, she is kind of cute... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRONHEAD Posted April 14, 2007 Share Posted April 14, 2007 Re: TEAM ALCO my favorite flavor of pedialyte is grape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted April 14, 2007 Share Posted April 14, 2007 Re: TEAM ALCO I just bought ingredients for home-brew today. I'll probably be starting the batch later today or sometime tomorrow. I'm fully siked. -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted April 14, 2007 Share Posted April 14, 2007 Re: TEAM ALCO Getting together with some friends for some Alaskan King Crab dinner(home cooked). Of course there will be a lot of beer consumed with said meal. Then off to the local dive bar to consume more libations... Team Alco... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted April 15, 2007 Share Posted April 15, 2007 Re: TEAM ALCO Okay... I started early with a bottle of white wine.. That was actually for the food.. Had to get some more to cook with.. Dinner is almost ready.. Beer is on the way.. Team Alco.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted April 15, 2007 Share Posted April 15, 2007 Re: TEAM ALCO yo i wanna be down with team alco...pm me if its all good... im the dude who drinks two forties then goes out to the bars long islands mad brews..smokes a blunt then ends up bombing daytime status.....did i mention im an alcoholic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted April 15, 2007 Share Posted April 15, 2007 Re: TEAM ALCO it's 930 pm and im still hungover, and all I've got in the house is the left over whiskey from last night. rock and a hard place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted April 15, 2007 Author Share Posted April 15, 2007 Re: TEAM ALCO I just got home after a huge bender. Gatecrashed a chick from highschool's engagement party last night, after getting roasted at my next door neighbours watching footy. Crashed at my friends place then left my wallet there this morning after getting to a drive thru for some grub and wondered where the fuck my wallet was, then had to drive 10 minutes to get back there to pick it up. I still am fucked up now, my brain is scrambled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puhfester Posted April 15, 2007 Share Posted April 15, 2007 Re: TEAM ALCO Fully representing Team ALCO tonight. Watched the local hockey team get crushed... so it's a slightly angry drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted April 19, 2007 Author Share Posted April 19, 2007 Re: TEAM ALCO Damn, I am drinking now after thi test to calm my nerves, but fuck do I so badly want to get trashed right now. Shame I have to finish half this assignment off. Shit!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepthebeard Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 Re: TEAM ALCO ...ahhh the end of a 7 day bender, it has been a while!...when the wife and kids are away Team ALCO will play...many thanks to a couple of members who rescued me from loneliness and solidude drinking on Thursday night after a lady friend left (close one!!!)... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted April 19, 2007 Author Share Posted April 19, 2007 Re: TEAM ALCO Ahh lep, sounds liek the time I was posting in here a few weeks ago. I can so relate! I am pretty sure that was the day of asking everyone here what to drink. I have to organise my birthday party for a couple of weeks time and it is shitting me. I don't know how much booze to buy or what booze to buy as I'll be having a pretty mixed crowd coming. I dunno, I guess I'll just sleep on it. I'm out, peace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elizabeth MontgomeryOner Posted April 21, 2007 Share Posted April 21, 2007 Re: TEAM ALCO just came from crapplebee's 2for1's are a bitch your okay in my book i've been drinking wine lately chardonnay crapola eh works like it should and i will continue tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 Re: TEAM ALCO Had much to drink on the fishing trip yesterday... Twelve hours of fishing, drinking and sleeping.. Vodka and OJ.. Gordonbirsch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i11igul Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 Re: TEAM ALCO blackout drunk off of double shots of vodka and white russians...christ i showed my ass like i haven't in a while Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puhfester Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Re: TEAM ALCO BUMP!! Halfway down page 2....unacceptable. I sent the add request to Team Alco myspace edition. Waiting for my response....Mauler I'm looking in your direction. Ahem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted April 24, 2007 Author Share Posted April 24, 2007 Re: TEAM ALCO Jumping on there now, just give me a sec. There you are now on the team. And yes this being halfway down the second page is unacceptable. I think I have been too busy planning my birthday party to post much in here, goddamnit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted April 24, 2007 Author Share Posted April 24, 2007 Re: TEAM ALCO While writing invites to my party my Dad cracked me a beer. Ahh not even lunch time and I'm already downing the Stella. Good stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Re: TEAM ALCO I miss this stuff... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*42 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Re: TEAM ALCO I drank tonnight. For free. ' That's the best kind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Re: TEAM ALCO Mmm the only way any beer tastes best is when its free! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted April 24, 2007 Author Share Posted April 24, 2007 Re: TEAM ALCO Well I hope the people that come to my party know that, because I am laying on a few cartons. I don't really know what to get though, I might go with Tooheys New or something generic like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Re: TEAM ALCO Tooheys wtf!? If people complain about free beer which they often do you reserve the right to kick them out. Even if they are girls (use this to weed the ugly girls out of your party because they are usually pissed off that they are ugly and will complain about anything). I have kicked many people out because of this many times. If you dont like it get the fuck out! Girl:Why do you guys always buy the cheapest beer!? Me:Are you seriously complaining about the type of beer we bought for you to drink at our party that we are not charging you for? Girl:So? Why do you get the cheap stuff? Seems like you could splurge once and a while. Me:Bitch do you know what you are saying right now?! What do you drink when you go to the bar? Girl:Bud Light. Me: WTF IS IN YOUR HAND!? GET THE FUCK OUT NOW DRIVE YOUR UGLY DRUNK ASS HOME! I spent $40 on booze your drinking for free! Did you put money in the tip jar we got goin on? NOOO! YOU GOTTA SAVE IT FOR THE AVON LADY TO FIX YOUR BROKE VOLKSWAGON ASS GRILL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted April 24, 2007 Author Share Posted April 24, 2007 Re: TEAM ALCO Hahaha!!! I knwo what you mean about girls being pissed off that they are ugly! I encounter them everytime I approach a girl at a club, or they take the role of 'fat bodyguard' of the group whos sole purpose is to stop their friends from hooking up with nice guys like me, instead sending them off with real cunts who will cheat on them, if only so the fat bodyguard can bring their good looking friend closer to their own miserable state. But yeah, the guest drink the cheap stuff, just so I can buy more of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Re: TEAM ALCO See I guess I am lucky. My friend one of the funniest dudes I know he can get girls but always ends up getting drunk pop-locking dancing crazy jumping up on stage singing with whatever band is up there. All round party animal. He can get hot girls but when he gets drunk he is prone to the fat chicks like I am talking about 2's and 3's knah mean? So I just bring him around hot girls and he usually takes out the bodyguard of the group even though I am trying to hook him up with the goods that I am talking to. Its so fucking funny and sucky for him the next day but so far it has gotten me some good pussy 3 differnt occassions last summer from what I can count. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted April 24, 2007 Author Share Posted April 24, 2007 Re: TEAM ALCO Damn, you have a decoy setup!! You owe your boy more drinks that you can count if he has decoyed for you at least 3 times!! If that fat bodyguard wasn't taken out you wouldn't have gotten any of those 3 you mentioned, so consider yourself lucky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Re: TEAM ALCO Oh I do every one of my shows that he comes to he drinks for free and gets up on stage and sings roadhouse blues. He is a wicked good friend. But like I said its not him blocking I try to get him hooked up with the hotter girls but then he just goes after the fat ones. I think its a self esteem issue... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thought_Monster Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Re: TEAM ALCO i slammed 5 forties last night of cobra and three tall cans of tecatey im 3 fortys on cobrezzy right now and its not noon and im not done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Re: TEAM ALCO I am going to go with a blunt: "I dont believe you" on this one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thought_Monster Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Re: TEAM ALCO alotta people dont until they chillz with me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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