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Re: im mad...

 

at my last job there was this sketchy mexican buy who'd come buy sellings tortas and burritos and such. his accent was fucking thick. when he would say "porkskin burritos" it sounded like foreskin burritos. it led to many a laugh

 

So, once my friend girl and some crazy Ecuadoran lady she worked with went to Taco Bell drive-thru... so the lady gives her order and turns around and asks my friend if she wants anything... So, 'friend' say... "uh, yeah... pintos and beans..."

 

The lady kinda swells up, turns red and steam shoots out her ears and she yells "NO! ROXY! I WILL NOT ORDER YOU A PENIS AND BEANS!"

 

and Roxy is like... 'uh, what?'

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