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Ewww... This brings up a story I may have told 6 times for the fact that it scarred me. I went to my best friends school for a party. I get down there am playing beer pong with sed friend then look out the window to witness my friends roomate in boxers only in the freezing cold lifting each other up to do keg stands...gayness

 

 

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Awesome.

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Re: dirtbag high too much info

 

esplain???? por favor????

well, years of my porn browsing have given me the key to vast amounts of useless info on porn sites i'vepicked up over the years. i remember when that supercult.com site started out they were and sitll are like alt/rock punk type porn, and i'm pretty sure they were based out of boston and i beleive had an office on newbury street, oh yeah they also had this outdoor nightime photoshoot all naked and shit in some park on mission hill...,de nada.

gotta love the "free" password, password sites

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im riding one of those peaks right now where im extra scuzzy in terms of hygene and lifestyle. iv ebeen completely wasted for about 2 weeks straight now and i havent had this many girls hollering at me in a minute. i mean im good for always kinda having one or two girls i chill with, but this shit right now is crazy. things are about to explode. haha

 

Didnt you use to make fun of people like this?

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Re: dirtbag high too much info

 

well, years of my porn browsing have given me the key to vast amounts of useless info on porn sites i'vepicked up over the years. i remember when that supercult.com site started out they were and sitll are like alt/rock punk type porn, and i'm pretty sure they were based out of boston and i beleive had an office on newbury street, oh yeah they also had this outdoor nightime photoshoot all naked and shit in some park on mission hill...,de nada.

gotta love the "free" password, password sites

ahh yes i have heard of this....mission hill eh?

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Girls who go for completely unkempt beastly men are (usually) one of two things:

 

1. Starstruck little girls that think you personify the role of 'older rebel' by staying scummy well-past your early 20's, when really you're just being sorta lazy. These are usually hipster art-school types from Colorado that are 10 years late on finding out about that whole 'backpacker' meets 'DJ Shadow' look. You can fuck all of their friends if you're from 'out of town' and have a story about a close friend who heroined the fuck out.

 

And:

 

2. Diehard cockfiends that like dudes who put a foot on their head while tearing up the pink from behind. These are usually non-hipster, Abercrombie, fake-and-bake-tan-types that would never talk to you if a crew of their friends were around but, since they're not, they're trying to get drunk and chill at your place at least 2 nights a week. You smash this for a month or two and eventually tell them that you can't stand them as a person so they re-locate. Then you fuck their now-curious friends.

 

Of course, there's always moms who dig younger 'roughian' looking guys because it reminds them of the 70's and shit.

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I regularly go for several days without showering and sometimes not even brushing my teeth. I'm ok with that.

 

Usually the tooth thing feels gross after missing a day, though. Sometimes i eat something and it goes away for a little while.

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Bitch, you've lived in dumpsters and make reference to hurting people for money. I think it's kind of a given that you're exempt from 'usual-type' statements.

 

I haven't lived a life any different than millions of others.

Nothing special.

No need to get all sassy and name call over it.

It isn't going****to make your statement any more true.

There are at least seven different types of lady.

And you name two of them.

I am just saying, I am not one of those two.

And I can name at least three to five other types that love beards.

Any ladies who don't appreciate beards are dead to me.

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I regularly go for several days without showering and sometimes not even brushing my teeth. I'm ok with that.

 

Usually the tooth thing feels gross after missing a day, though. Sometimes i eat something and it goes away for a little while.

 

 

 

really? fawk mang you don't seem the type.

 

Hesh said extra scuzzy..........ha

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