mn1_fuckos Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 dear sleep, you havent allowed me to sleep in once for the last four months stop waking me up at 6:30 in the morning you just make me want to come on 12oz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 thanks for reminding me tango. dear roommate's cats, what the fuck is wrong with you? i've never seen a living creature shit, piss, and puke so much. my futon looks like a crime scene, and your owner never cleans up after you. i have to throw out a winter coat, because you covered it in vomit while using it as a bed. also, why is it that you have to shit every ten minutes? your piss fucking stinks, and for some reason, you feel the urge to drop gallons of it at a time? i don't understand what is wrong with you. i like you, you're really cute and nice to me, but what the fuck is up? thank god i'm moving out. your friend, Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Doodles Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Dear Friday, thank you for showing up at the right moment, and now this weekend marks the end of summer. YES!!! I don't need to thank God for this one...would you please tell Saturday & Sunday to take their time in ending before Monday comes in? Thanks, Doodleism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Dear Doodles... Labor day is on Monday. That means no work unless you have a shitty jarb... Sincerely, Doc Juan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Dear Doodles, Monday is labor day. Unless you suck at life you have a 3 day weekend. sincerly, the VAJ that rocks at life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Dear some1 get the fuck out my head. ---VAJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 dear job, thanks for being a gig that is cool enough to give me a paid holiday on monday, and a half day (full pay) today. but no thanks for being in a lull, and driving me to be so bored that i spend my whole half day on 12oz. wait, i'm getting paid to be on here right now --thank you once again. you ain't so bad after all. take it easy, earl broclo esquire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Dear Vaj, Get on m...christ thats just way too easy... <3 Juan... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Doodles Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Dear Vaj and Some1, Thanks for reminding me that my life doesn't suck after all really. I DO have a 3 day weekend & I get paid for it! Zing! best wishes, Sir "you do" Doodles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Dear work, thank you for single handedly ruining my day once again. I fucking hate you, and I hope you burn to the motherfucking ground. yours in spite, the supervisor Dear Manager, thank you once again for having me work 8 hours with no break or lunch. This seems to be a regular occurance lately when I work with you. I really don't enjoy starving while having to deal with multiple bullshit situations going on all at once. hate you forever, me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Dear Catface, That is all, Juan... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Dear some1, <3 love, the face of the cat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Dear ^ - ^ WTF: dear some1, thanks for the crappy advice. It did nothing. hate your face forever, ^ . ^ http://youtube.com/watch?v=8dHUfy_YBps Signed Confused... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 jon lennon? GTFO N00b!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 dear walmart, your steak sauce fucking sucks. did you squeeze that shit from the anal sack of a dead camel? signed, i wish i didn't run out of A1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Earl, A good steak doesn't need sauce. sincerely, The cooking VAJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Dear Earl Brocio Esq, A1 tastes like Windex. Sincerely, A Texan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 dear vaj, it was for tater tots, not steak. sorry, earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 dear big bruno, A1 goes great with tater tots. Sincerely, A Masshole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 dear earl, tater tots are fuckin' great! sincerely, she la rocka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 dear she la rocka, yeah they are. i almost threw up my tater tots though, when i saw that photo you posted in the diss thread. damn, that poor guy, he was hung like a tater tot. good thing i didn't puke, earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlando Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 dear VAJ, that is absolutely correct eckslandoh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 dear earl, you made me laugh out loud...it was actually more of a chuckle and a smile. thanks, fathead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 dear fathead, my roommate is always telling people how small his dick is. i've always thought it was some kind of reverse psychology game, to try and get the ladies curiousity level to the point of "must find out." but, after talking to some of the ladies who have had it in their mouths, it really isn't all that big after all. so he came home from the store, and i said "you've got to see this shit." i showed him the photo of tater dick, and his reply was "holyshit, that dude makes me look like john holmes." you gave him some renewed confidence. good job, earl "sexual frankenstein" broclo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 dear caligula, beat your neighbor's head with a brick (he deserves it), and put him in a deep coma or grave. then testify as a witness against his wife. "well, i could hear him beating her for a while now, but i never thought she'd go this far." while he's in a coma/dead, and she's in lock up awaiting trial, you'll have full access to their outlet(s). in fact, you could probably pop their AC out of their window, install it in one of your windows, and turn your place into a winter wonderland. hell, get a few power strips, and couple more extension cords, power all your electronics on them, and watch your electric bill drop like a hooker in a dive bar. your's truely, Earl dear earl, your plan doesnt seem too moral....but "drop like a hooker in a dive bar" line made me lol. still trying to stay cool, caligula Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 dear caligula, don't fall for it, his AC will mysteriously breakdown for no reason and he will trick you into taking your clothes off to keep cool.....in his bed. concerned citizen against teh ghey aktibitiez -Torque Dear Torq, i would never fall for that! lol, Caligula Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 dear boobies, i think i love you. -ilb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 dear new job, thank you for calling me today and letting me know that I got the position. love always, catfacer dear current job, I am spitting in your face tomorrow. no love as usual, decaf barista oner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlando Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 dear hypocrites, i hate you with the intensity of 17 squirrel eating vegetables xl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rokstar Posted September 2, 2007 Share Posted September 2, 2007 Dear Marc Ecko, i hate to be the bearer of bad news, but your graffiti game turned out to be a joke among the "graff culture". im sure this is a shock, we all thought it would do very very well and be ultimatly respected, but alas we were all wrong. please do better market research before you release your next game to avoid being indefinatly mocked. or, just dont make any more games. or clothes. or shoes. <3! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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