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Im not one of those kids who are all up on his nuts but still, sucks for him. Although if he truly did want to have nothing to do with the "corporate world, fame, hollywood" or anything on that level he wouldve never signed to a major label.

 

 

 

Most dont give a shit and I dont blame you but I just wanted to show someone. I know stencil revolution would have a bitch fit.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh and this is awesome

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Although if he truly did want to have nothing to do with the "corporate world, fame, hollywood" or anything on that level he wouldve never signed to a major label.

 

 

or maybe he just never realised what it would really be like when they blew up. i'm sure when they signed to geffen none of them had the slightest fuckin idea how huge they were going to be

 

 

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i mean, i would imagine every a&r in history has told every band they've signed "you're going to be bigger than jebus!", but when you're playing a style of music nobody outside your city has even heard of, you wouldn't tend to believe them

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I was trying to find something funny about that add, or a good reason

it was posted here, but couldn't do it on my own. Thanks to ABC for

pointing out the (more than likely) unintentional funny.

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or maybe he just never realised what it would really be like when they blew up. i'm sure when they signed to geffen none of them had the slightest fuckin idea how huge they were going to be[/left]

 

Oh.. Dude... there's NO way to sign to Geffen records and not know you're gonna be huge...

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yeah, but at the same time it can be hard to believe it will actually happen, and even if it does you have no idea what it is going to be like when it happens. some people just freak out. i know i would

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Nah, I agree, and sympathize... I haven't even cashed my first million dollar check and I'm ready to kill myself

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"How is it possible that Courtney Love looks worse than Curt Cobain?" -Jeff Ross

 

Fucking golden. The only myspace ads that I like are the ones for tshirts that have that girl with the big tits and the fun looking smile.

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"How is it possible that Courtney Love looks worse than Curt Cobain?" -Jeff Ross

 

Fucking golden. The only myspace ads that I like are the ones for tshirts that have that girl with the big tits and the fun looking smile.

 

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I like on certain porn websites how they have the ads that have some sort of ip lookup, so it's always telling you that 'hotgirl X' is like 20 miles away and souped up... but I live in kind of a small/big place surrounded by a bunch of way smaller places. So, in LA or Atlanta I'm sure it's cool if you're in one part of the city and 'she' is in another but, around here it's like I'm in metropolis and these hot girls are supposed to be from 'Weasel's Hindtit' or 'Buttfuck Swamp' or something... really attractive.

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isn't that shirt only meant to be funny if a fatty is wearing it? putting on a skinny bitch just makes her look obnoxious

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No... it's funny because she's a got 3 holes in her ear, featuring a top ring, a 'diamond' and another variation on the big old 'notice me' hoops... that shirt is SO in a pile in the corner...

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She's got dem crazy eyes.

 

I was just sitting here arguing with my friend, see... he says rurrrrell and I say ruraaaaal and then he said you had 'crazy eyes' and then you said that thing about the Jews...

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12 FUCK YOU's of MySpace

 

Fuck You number ONE

 

OK PEOPLE STOP POSTING GOODNIGHTS ON MYSPACE. ITS NOT LIKE MYSPACE IS UR FUCKING HUSBAND OR WIFE TO SAY GOOD NIGHT TO DUMBASS.

 

 

Fuck You number TWO

 

There is NO SUCH THING as a MySpace Tracker.

It does NOT exist. So quit posting stupid bulletins like

"OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!"

No, it doesnt.

 

 

Fuck You number THREE

 

To the people who have like 25,000 friends;

Are you fucking serious?

You're stupid.

Go play in traffic.

 

 

Fuck you number FOUR

 

Don't ever post pictures and say:

"OMG, I'm so ugly"

because if you were, you wouldn't post them.

If you do you're a fucking moron.

 

 

Fuck you number FIVE

 

NOBODY cares about threats over the internet,

so don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.

Fighting online is like racing in the Special Olympics;

Even if you win, YOU ARE STILL RETARDED.

 

 

Fuck you number SIX

 

Quit crying because you're not on someones 'Top 8'.

Who fucking cares?!?

ITS MYSPACE!!!

If you really cared that much, you would

pick up the damn phone!

 

 

Fuck you number SEVEN

 

Who really cares if I don't accept you as a friend?

MOVE ON!!!

Don't send me another request or message asking

"What's up with you not adding me?"

I don't want you as a friend, that's what's up,

Asshole....

 

 

Fuck you number EIGHT

 

6th graders who have MySpace and look like sluts,

and act like whores;

Go somewhere else because nobody wants you here.

And Parents -

Quit blaming MySpace for your kid being a hooker,

she was a whore before MySpace,

and she'd be a whore without it!

What does that say about your parenting skills?

Think about it!

 

 

Fuck you number NINE

 

If you have decided to read this, you are a true MySpace Friend.

Real friends read their bulletins,

except for the ones about those fucking ringtones....

 

 

Fuck you number TEN

 

I say you go and pass this on and maybe it will finally get through people's brains what this is really for.

 

 

Fuck you number ELEVEN

 

If you open a bulletin and it says something like repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape you tonight, or some dead bitch is going to rape your mom - quit being a dumbass!

 

 

Fuck you number TWELVE.

 

MySpace was created to keep up with friends.

Quit trying to check up on your ex!!

Come on, now, people, its called stalking...you might as well be sitting in front of their house with binoculars.

 

 

 

If this made you laugh, or you agree with it, then repost this with..

 

12 FUCK YOU's of MySpace

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