.hopeless. Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 the way i look at it i dont want anything coming out of my girls vagina... liquid or otherwise.. nothing coming out of there can be good. i know what your thinking... hey hopeless what about babies? fuck babies. babies are horrible. all they do is scream and shit and eat and suck the life out of you only to end up being ungrateful little shits as teenagers and then complete douches as adults who will inevitably leave you to rot in a nursing home or smother you with a pillow for your life insurance policy and inheritance money... this is the world we live in.pussy is good for one thing.sexual relations. other than that its a horrible sinful place. i have spoken. fuck your opinions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighGravityCane Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 the way i look at it i dont want anything coming out of my girls vagina... liquid or otherwise.. nothing coming out of there can be good. i know what your thinking... hey hopeless what about babies? fuck babies. babies are horrible. all they do is scream and shit and eat and suck the life out of you only to end up being ungrateful little shits as teenagers and then complete douches as adults who will inevitably leave you to rot in a nursing home or smother you with a pillow for your life insurance policy and inheritance money... this is the world we live in.pussy is good for one thing.sexual relations. other than that its a horrible sinful place. i have spoken. fuck your opinions. Too long did not read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 im watching scream right now..it never occured to me how horrible it was until just now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mydeadfriends Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 i love making girls do this for the first time. most dudes out there can't get the job done. when she leaves you always know she's gonna come back again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImChristeezy Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 i agree hopeless. But squirting is hot as fuck too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 squirting aint hot. its gross. and in fact next time a bitch squirt around me imma make her lick it up and stand in the corner bent over naked for an hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skoozy Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 what does it taste like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sausage party Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 making girls squirt is great. you get that little satisfaction in yer head like "fuck yeah i can make bitches squirt". anyone who says that it isn't has a psychotic serial killer mental problem or they are gay. yea that's, that bayshit. give it to her good that pussy stay wet. i know what you want bitch. you look don't slap, you want that funk shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 what does it taste like Ever eat a mouthfull of pennies?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 what does it taste like BOTTOMS UP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 Smash her soggy labial folds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
public617 Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 My bitch on the side is a big squirter. shes the illest freak ive ever met. definitly not a dinner thing, but i feel like a pornstar everytime i fuck her http://i41.tinypic.com/b6ah5k.jpg[/img]"] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 nigga are you incarcerated?? and quit lying you know you pissed the bed...dont be ashamed we've all done it from time to time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
public617 Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 no its a dorm room next time i leave her seizing and leaking all over the bed ill record it for youre hatin ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 what does it taste like tasteless really. if anything slightly bitter, but. not bitter enough to call it bitter. if that makes any sense, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 That's a pretty bare dorm room...get a Bob Marley poster and a couple Absolut ads from the back of magazines for them walls dude... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wisetuxedo Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 tastes like grapefruit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metalasfock Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 Had me one of these little gems too. Actually not only was this cunt a squirter but also a swallower, a true double threat. Anyways this chick did it fast while i was only finger fuckng her I felt her walls start to swell up like crazy, she gave ZERO warning.......SPLASHHHH I pull my drenched fingers/hand/arm and look at her like wtf..then I realize what i have here and skip straight to fucking. She busted a few more times not as big as the first but still pretty impressive then she went puss to mouth which is always nice...this bitch thought there was a chance of us dating HA ...not likley whore:) :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 i heard pussy tastes like salty milk and coins...how true is this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 lol...wtf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
`Melinoe Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 i heard pussy tastes like salty milk and coins...how true is this? :shook: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eggberto Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 the last girl dated was a squirter.....a lot. at first it was cool....but then after a while it got annoying....sleeping in a wet spot the entire night is not fun. This. always made homegirl sleep on that side ahahahahahahahahaha. The first time I did the combo breaker, the girl i was dating squirted across the room. It was like one of those early 90's super soaker commercials... but with a vagina... or something. Those same chicks seem to wake up the whole goddamn apartment complex with their screaming and squirting. I hate getting evil eye from neighbors, shit makes me paranoid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 lol...wtf? lol i was hoping one of you would have seen this and get the joke but alas i guess i was wrong... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spring Break '92 Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 When I was with my woman, I was shocked to smell the vagina's odor when we were naked and horny in bed. She hoped that I would taste hers. I was not ready for that. When I told her what was that odor? She said it's vagina odor. I said oh. She looked so upset in nice way. But the smell was my fingers. I did not wash it for one day. I smelled it at worked and even handshook few people! OMG! She still hopes that I will lick hers very soon! It would be hard for me to lick hers cuz of my bad past experience. My babysitter ,who was woman, molested me when I was very young. I never report on them to anyone. I had a mental scar for years and years. I remembered to smell that one. It links to my woman's odor. I am trying to forget it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malachi 2:3 Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
50million Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 tasteless really. if anything slightly bitter, but. not bitter enough to call it bitter. if that makes any sense, doesnt that like hardly anything. girl cum is totally weirder than dude cum. dude cum always tastes the same. but squirting and girl cum are completely different things. neither of them should have a taste or a smell. if they do, something is wrong. i heard pussy tastes like salty milk and coins...how true is this? this is hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
50million Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Re: squirt? ewww. bwhahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoes Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 I could never get enough squirtin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 lol...wtf? once again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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