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Jedi Mind Tricks - Servants In Heaven, Kings In Hell


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I haven't listened to this new JMT album.

But I can almost place money on it not living up to Bacdafucup.

Onyx is classic.

 

I went to see JMT one time.

I thought that I could drink some drank and show up at 9 and commense to setting the dance floor on fire.

But Vinnie Paz is a little girl and the show was over before I even got there.

So.

I pissed in an alley outside the club.

And left my purse in the alley in my drunken haze and lost my glasses I had gotten that week.

I don't really remember what happened later on that night.

But I can guess it probably had to do with being a cutter.

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the real problem is hes talkin about nothing.

I listened to this new album for some reason, oh wait, i remember now-Sean Price

the only lyrical redeeming factor.

If i want to hear about someone threatening others in the name of Allah, i'll watch the latest bin laden video.

kthx

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"Metastophically, I bomb like geography,

cause psychologically, I'm memphistapholies!

What's stoppin me? Ollie-ollie-oxen free!

My technology, circumnavigate physiology,

Trans-atlantic biology, sominus in the basement,

Pound ya face in for Yeshua, bitches love me like a mason!

I'm chasin' all sorts of demons from out the labrynth,

Telekentically smash 'em before they even say shit!

Holdin' my enchantment for ransom, rubber rain coat,

brain toast, shotgun plus the insane flow!

I make ya brain blow 'til you feel the pain slow,

It's all the same though, I take insane dough,

Pay taxes, grip planet, spin it off the axis,

Post-partum rigormortis, death decay mathematics!

Flippin' da body, grippin' da shotty, get a glimpse of it,

the way I excommunicate vermin be on some omnipotent!"

 

-Any generic scientifical rapper.

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