transparent Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 i am undergoing one of the worst hangovers of the last 100 or so years...me and my roommate went to some breezy's house last night swimming and boozin'..i was preoccupied with trying to take this girl down when i realized that he was gone...so i left to go look for him and saw him a couple houses down curled up in someones front yard having a snooze in the bushes...i beeped at him and he got up and got in the car and we went home but not before we got absolutely annihilated....now i am at work and have been for the past 2 hours with a fucking herd of cattle running through my head and a burning passion for some more z's....we have couches in a lobby at my office and everyone was looking at me while i just took a nap for the past hour...my boss finally woke me up and gave me some tylenol but this is ridiculous...i just thought id share my totally radical morning with yous guys :shakehead: :shakehead: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 tell your boss you need to go down to the bar and get a drink so you can function properly.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 hmph, well, what do you want us to do? try drinking a little more responsibly next time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 i usually regret drinking on Tuesday, when i have work on Wednesday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 maple syrup+2 raw eggs..it will set you straight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted August 9, 2006 Author Share Posted August 9, 2006 he was giving me a "pep talk" this morning and all i could think about was how cool it would be if i threw up and aimed it so that it projected right onto his toupee or however the fuck you spell it i dont know im dead to the world right now........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethreadzny2 Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 damn, you have a pretty laid back boss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 You should go eat a deep fried bacon biscuit dipped in hot whiskey. that'll make you feel better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethreadzny2 Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 try some vitamin water or a fruit smoothie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 or you could just make yourself vomit if you want to get straight to the point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 do a line of coke of some cute office sluts tits in your cubicle.. then pee in her butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted August 9, 2006 Author Share Posted August 9, 2006 hmph, well, what do you want us to do? try drinking a little more responsibly next time thanks lens...youre right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yukon jack Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 now let ya shoulder lean let cha shoulder lean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted August 9, 2006 Author Share Posted August 9, 2006 ya i do have a pretty laid back boss hes only a few years older than me and sometimes comes out drinking with the fellas and I...pretty good guy i guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 i did that to myself last week... i think thursday... sans sleep.... no bueno... cant do it like i used to.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 damn, you have a pretty laid back boss. ill drink to that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted August 9, 2006 Author Share Posted August 9, 2006 well its about 2 now and i feel a little better...i am still moving pretty slow around the office and such but thats pretty much standard anyways so im not getting as many disgusted looks everywhere i go... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOh Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 alcohol is awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1988 Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 I called in sick today and cooked up a bunch of bacon and eggs... I feel like a million bucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 You should of called in sick hustler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 if i was your boss I would've jimmy superfly snuka'ed you off the top rope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
---> Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 Excederin and Dayquil. True story. Trust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted August 10, 2006 Author Share Posted August 10, 2006 for being hungover?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
---> Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 for being hungover?? I sware to God. No substitutions though, fuck a Tylenol, Excederine works wonders... as does Dayquil. I know what i'm talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted August 10, 2006 Author Share Posted August 10, 2006 yes that sounds good i was referring to dawoods suggestion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Tonin Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 shit. comptroller has it easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 drink milk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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