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C'mon man..these are premimum ferrets. 20 bucks man.

 

I was driving home from my girls house with my buddy and i look over on the side of the road and what do i see? Is that...IS THAT A FUCKING FERRET? Do a U-turn and jump out of the car and run over and it just sits there. Picked him up and ran out of the bush that i ran into to get it waving a ferret in the air and jumped in the car. My buddy said he saw missing posters for a ferret so im ganna try and return..i hope theres ganna be fucking money for this. I dont want a ferret cuz my dogs will tear it apart. Plus they fucking STINK.

 

FERRET HUNTING.

 

TALK 'BOUT IT.

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Re: YO EASTBAY. I GOT FERRETS MAN..

 

scooping up roadside animals for fun and profit!

 

Save Russian Jews! Collect valuable prizes!

 

what kind of valuable prizes are we talking about?

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Re: YO EASTBAY. I GOT TERRETS YOU COCK SUCKING NIGGER FAGOOT CHINK SPIC WOP CRACKERS

 

IDEA:

 

you will get a reward for returning missing pets.....

 

 

but what do people love more than their pets?

 

...yup....their kids......

 

return missing children = huge reward

 

how do i find missing children?

 

you dont find em......you make em missing children...

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Re: YO EASTBAY. I GOT TERRETS YOU COCK SUCKING NIGGER FAGOOT CHINK SPIC WOP CRACKERS

 

Was that you that wrote all the "SAVE RUSSIAN JEWS!" tags around my house, LENS? I don't care, but I was trying to figure this one out for some time now.

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Re: YO EASTBAY. I GOT TERRETS YOU COCK SUCKING NIGGER FAGOOT CHINK SPIC WOP CRACKERS

 

IDEA:

 

you will get a reward for returning missing pets.....

 

 

but what do people love more than their pets?

 

...yup....their kids......

 

return missing children = huge reward

 

how do i find missing children?

 

you dont find em......you make em missing children...

BRILLIANT!

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Re: YO EASTBAY. I GOT TERRETS YOU COCK SUCKING NIGGER FAGOOT CHINK SPIC WOP CRACKERS

 

I found the owner. Turns out he belongs to a family of folks like a block away. They have like 3 of them. But no cash reward. I was walking around with him and my neighbor saw and said the people lost it so i walked over there. It was just a lil girl(no smash) out front with her friend and she came running over and was real greatefull and stuff. I wasnt ganna try and hustle a 7 year old girl for a cash reward. Im not that grimey.

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